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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1800 on: Apr 04, 2011, 01:20:45 PM »
oprah?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1801 on: Apr 04, 2011, 02:37:07 PM »
Godzilla: Final Wars

I like this one...they didn't fuck around and give us a shit load of story about some swinging bachelor and the whiny/bossy girl that he'll end up with at the end like a lot of Zilla movies. We get right into Monster destroying stuff within the first 15 mins. And damn are there a lot monsters in this one. I'm use to like 4 at most. This one has like 15 in it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1802 on: Apr 04, 2011, 03:28:56 PM »
Godzilla: Final Wars

I like this one...they didn't fuck around and give us a shit load of story about some swinging bachelor and the whiny/bossy girl that he'll end up with at the end like a lot of Zilla movies. We get right into Monster destroying stuff within the first 15 mins. And damn are there a lot monsters in this one. I'm use to like 4 at most. This one has like 15 in it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1803 on: Apr 04, 2011, 04:09:40 PM »
Final Wars, huh?

Wait a minute. Isn't that the one with the mutant humans that physically look like normal humans, only they can run, jump, and fight as if they were in the Matrix?

http://cinemassacre.com/2008/10/31/godzilla-final-wars/

Haha. Yup. Be warned, that review is riddled with spoilers.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1804 on: Apr 05, 2011, 12:28:36 AM »
Yeah that's the one. It doesn't take up too much of the script though. It's more so they can have a super powered martial arts fight at the end of the movie.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1805 on: Apr 05, 2011, 12:37:58 AM »
oprah?

No, some movie that tried to be a romance movie with Matthew Modine in it as some dork.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1806 on: Apr 05, 2011, 10:07:37 AM »
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1807 on: Apr 05, 2011, 10:30:25 AM »
Black Swan!  Good movie and it gets my penis stamp of approval.  Having recently watched Princess Tutu it was interesting to see something else vaguely inspired by Swan Lake.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1808 on: Apr 07, 2011, 03:03:59 AM »
Watched supes IV.  Think I'll do norton hulk next still havent seen that one.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1809 on: Apr 07, 2011, 03:43:14 PM »
Watched supes IV.  Think I'll do norton hulk next still havent seen that one.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1810 on: Apr 08, 2011, 01:42:15 AM »
That movie was so much better then the first one.

Godzilla vs. Megaguirus

This one got wrong everything that Final Wars got right. We get a whole story about a geeky guy building a black hole weapon to destroy Godzilla and his sloppy attempts to bed a army woman with a grudge against Godzilla. After the opening Godzilla attack we go almost 40 mins with only slight glimpses of giant monsters. The fight at the end is kinda short and that's mainly cause they wasted the rest of the movie setting it up. Could have tightened up the script and got at least another 20 mins of monsters smashing stuff out of this thing.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1811 on: Apr 08, 2011, 02:41:32 PM »
Watched supes IV.  Think I'll do norton hulk next still havent seen that one.

Norton IS the Hulk.

I heard he isn't anymore though :/


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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1812 on: Apr 08, 2011, 09:27:08 PM »
Watched supes IV.  Think I'll do norton hulk next still havent seen that one.

Norton IS the Hulk.

I heard he isn't anymore though :/



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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1813 on: Apr 08, 2011, 11:31:23 PM »
Your Highness.

I thought it would be a parody of adventure films, and it does satirize a lot of the elements found in that genre, but really it just is an adventure film. The gags were solid, there just needed to be more of them.

And despite the very title, it's not a stoner flick, and the weed jokes were kept to a bare minimum. The way they went about advertising was very misleading.

Also, the theater was far from full.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1814 on: Apr 09, 2011, 10:57:43 AM »
Tron Legacy. Fun movie. Probably won't watch it again though.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1815 on: Apr 10, 2011, 12:56:26 AM »
Watched supes IV.  Think I'll do norton hulk next still havent seen that one.
Norton IS the Hulk.

I heard he isn't anymore though :/





It's true, and disappointing.
Mark Ruffalo is now the Hulk.  You can thank your shitty big budget Avengers movie [that will either put Whedon back on the map or finally kill his career] for that.

I just watched Tron Legacy on BluRay.  I saw it in the theater, wanted to see it again but never got around to it.  I think it's a lot more watchable in 2D--also enjoyed it a lot more the second time around.  Clu's motive actualy was clear this time since I didn't have the distraction of a crying baby and a family jabbering in Spanish the whole movie.



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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1816 on: Apr 10, 2011, 02:29:46 AM »
I agree, the 3D in Legacy was nothing but a distraction, with only one or two worthwhile moments.

I watched Daybreakers tonight. I remember thinking the ads looked like shit, and most critics said it was crap, but it really wasn't terrible. I didn't feel like I had squandered two hours when it was over, so that's a success in my book.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1817 on: Apr 11, 2011, 10:42:46 PM »
I saw Musa: The Warrior.  It was very nice to look at and seemed decent, but the length was its enemy, methinks.  After attentively watching for about 70 min, it felt like it was stalling for time instead of a flick like Red Cliff's International version which actually had shit happen in its 3+ hours.  So I got this "oh, I guess they all die honorably or some shit and nothing much really happens" vibe, fast-forwarded, and that's pretty much what happens.  The acting is great, the scenary and costumes are top-notch, but they needed to seriously edit this puppy or somethin'.  Also, the fight scenes are a little too frentic (in that we see a flash of feet, hands, and faces but not much actual action on screen).

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1818 on: Apr 11, 2011, 10:44:17 PM »
Oh, and someone tell Zhang Ziyi to stop making the same damn, glazed-eyed, pouty-face.  She's a pretty girl but damn.  Every film she comes out in has her pulling the same damn face.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1819 on: Apr 11, 2011, 10:52:26 PM »
I just made another kind of face. Oh, my GOD.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1820 on: Apr 11, 2011, 11:18:18 PM »
Godzilla and Mothra: Battle for Earth.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1821 on: Apr 12, 2011, 01:53:52 AM »
Don't we all make the same faces over and over? 

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1822 on: Apr 12, 2011, 11:11:29 PM »
But her's is like "I jus saws me ghost" or somethin'.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1823 on: Apr 13, 2011, 12:13:14 AM »
Yeah that particular look isn't that great.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1824 on: Apr 13, 2011, 05:07:50 PM »
Hot Tub Time Machine, a lot funnier than I'd thought it'd be.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1825 on: Apr 13, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »
Hot Tub Time Machine, a lot funnier than I'd thought it'd be.

This movie took my expectations and ripped them in half, then sewed them together and somehow made them into something so beautiful I have no words for it.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1826 on: Apr 13, 2011, 11:03:03 PM »
Hmm... now I am somewhat interested.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1827 on: Apr 14, 2011, 10:15:42 AM »
You'll be disappointed.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Wal-Mart had a great deal on the previous 6 movies in order to hype the release of the first part of 7. So I swung in and picked those up.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1828 on: Apr 14, 2011, 07:29:54 PM »
Hanna, more than worth your seven bucks!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #1829 on: Apr 14, 2011, 08:02:19 PM »
Hanna, more than worth your seven bucks!

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