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Transformers 2
« on: Jun 25, 2009, 12:52:01 PM »
Went to the midnight showing.

My thoughts on it without spoilers:
It's basically a typical Michael Bay movie. You go for the explosions and action. The story is superfluous and shallow and spotty, which works with Transformers, I believe, because ultimately? You go to see giant robots kicking each others ass, blowing shit up, and doing cool car-to-robot-to-car tricks. You don't really care why they're doing it...you just want to see them fight because it's giant robots. This movie delivers that in spades. There's like three times as much Robot Fighting as the first movie, and it's a good...thirty or forty minutes longer? Something like that.

There was some human-related parts that were long, unneccesary, what-have you, but that's okay because it usually ended up playing out into a major fight. The parents were in there, Sam still scrabbles around, and Megan Fox has huge freakin' lips.



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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #1 on: Jun 25, 2009, 02:09:57 PM »
Well story is important to me. If I just liked Giant Robots that changed into thing fighting each other then I wouldn't care if it was the Transformer or the Gobots.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #2 on: Jun 25, 2009, 02:15:35 PM »
You're going to be first in line July 4th, right?  ;D
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #3 on: Jun 25, 2009, 03:38:46 PM »
No interest in this, I'm more interested in the wierd ass cancer flick.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #4 on: Jun 25, 2009, 07:32:52 PM »
I'm not going as of now.  I'm still trying to determine whether my expectations should be low or non-existent.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #5 on: Jun 25, 2009, 08:22:35 PM »
July 4th is what?

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #6 on: Jun 25, 2009, 10:24:59 PM »
non-existent is the only way to not be disappointed. I could proably go see it and walk out and go "Well it was exactly what I expected." but I'm not paying for something I expect to be a POS.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #7 on: Jun 26, 2009, 12:31:15 PM »
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July 4th is what?

It may just be local - a couple of theaters here are going to show the 1986 animated movie for the July 4th 1st show. We might go - I'd rather see that on the big screen again.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #8 on: Jun 27, 2009, 09:05:07 AM »
non-existent is the only way to not be disappointed. I could proably go see it and walk out and go "Well it was exactly what I expected." but I'm not paying for something I expect to be a POS.

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Fuck a Bay.  I saw this movie already: It was called "Transformers" and it sucked.  It was "The Island" with less story and more robots.  If story doesn't matter, I think they shouldn't even pretend to have a story.  Just have the robots fighting because they want to. 

Any comment on this?  http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20090626_Sideshow__Racist_robots_in__Transformers__.html

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #9 on: Jun 27, 2009, 02:05:44 PM »

Any comment on this?  http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20090626_Sideshow__Racist_robots_in__Transformers__.html

I wouldn't be surprised. In the first movie, the only autobot that died was Token Minority Autobot Jazz (they even have it mentioned in the article!)
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #10 on: Jun 28, 2009, 12:47:26 AM »
Well I adored it, I was hollering the whole time.

Yet I'd still agree that a 23% on Rottentomatoes is fair.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #11 on: Jun 28, 2009, 02:09:39 AM »
And I'm getting tired of Megan Fox too. I mean I know 5 years from now she is going to be appearing in some Sci-Fi Orginal movie with Judd Nelson.  You know, something like "Killer Mamoth 2: The tusking! Staring Transformers Megan Fox" but I'm tired of this chick already. I don't think she is hot...she look greasy and like she doesn't shower enough. I just kinda want her to go away now.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #12 on: Jun 28, 2009, 04:18:14 PM »
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #13 on: Jun 28, 2009, 09:13:39 PM »
I agree, Megan Fox looks like a shiny Barbie-universe character.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #14 on: Jun 28, 2009, 10:07:11 PM »
Never found Megan Fox that hot. I never found Angelia hot either. They're both 'certain time' hotties. The other chick that was on the talk show rounds, now she was hot. The terminator-esque chick. Much better looking than the terminator chick from the tv show.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #15 on: Jun 28, 2009, 10:20:18 PM »
You should chell your pants to be sure you still have a dick.  Only thing she needs is someone to tell her to zip her lip and unzip her pants.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #16 on: Jun 28, 2009, 10:54:21 PM »
Not really. I normally like brunettes even, but she's not that banging. Like I said in another thread, gimme Selena Gomez and her hotASS friend Demi.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #17 on: Jun 29, 2009, 01:07:03 AM »
You're really starting to worry me with this Selena Gomez/Demi thing. Besides you really want Jonas sloppy seconds?

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #18 on: Jun 29, 2009, 11:46:03 AM »
And lusting after Selena Gomez before July 22, 2010 officially makes you a pedophile. Congratulations!  :hump:
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #19 on: Jun 29, 2009, 02:03:58 PM »
You're really starting to worry me with this Selena Gomez/Demi thing. Besides you really want Jonas sloppy seconds?
Since all three are gay, all I have to worry about is them having much better fashion sense.

And lusting after Selena Gomez before July 22, 2010 officially makes you a pedophile. Congratulations!  :hump:
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #20 on: Jun 29, 2009, 10:53:39 PM »
I'd do Brenda Song, but I think she is of age.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #21 on: Jun 30, 2009, 05:52:05 AM »
She is. She's a close third, but I prefer latinas.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #22 on: Jun 30, 2009, 11:05:38 AM »
My brunette d'jour is Michelle Ryan as she appears in the Doctor Who Easter special.   I hope her character becomes the new companion.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #23 on: Jun 30, 2009, 10:39:21 PM »
Daily Show had a story on her man-thumbs.

You mean her toe thumbs.  :lol:

The other chick that was on the talk show rounds, now she was hot. The terminator-esque chick. Much better looking than the terminator chick from the tv show.

What "other chick" are you talking about?

I think Megan Fox is kinda hot but she IS kinda "greasy" too when I think about it.

You should chell your pants to be sure you still have a dick.  Only thing she needs is someone to tell her to zip her lip and unzip her pants.

Pfft, yeah.  I can't stand it when she opens her mouth and, you know, says something.  Just shut-up and look pretty.

Demi's kinda cute but that Selena Gomez frays my nerves.  She could very well be a sweetie pie IRL but in everything I've seen her in, she's an annoying little bitch.  To be fair, I've only seem Demi in bits of "Camp Rock" [more like "Camp Manufactured-Pop"] so for all I know she could be a brat in all of her roles, too.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #24 on: Jul 01, 2009, 06:13:04 AM »
Kinda greasy? There's something about her that is just... egh.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #25 on: Jul 01, 2009, 06:36:37 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: Jul 01, 2009, 03:56:13 PM »
Decent.  Who is she?

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« Reply #27 on: Jul 01, 2009, 07:56:40 PM »
No idea, but I like her more than Megan Fox.
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« Reply #28 on: Jul 02, 2009, 11:27:23 AM »
I žink she's some Australian soap opera actress.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #29 on: Jul 02, 2009, 11:55:42 AM »
it was ok for what it was but you cant tell whats happening in the fights that clearly they had to use slow mo to point out that something cool was happening