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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #30 on: Jul 03, 2009, 01:59:20 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: Jul 03, 2009, 10:46:37 PM »
I saw that line as "bonus robs Transformers 2 Fags" at first since it was underlined and I couldn't tell it was a Q at first.

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« Reply #33 on: Jul 03, 2009, 11:07:04 PM »
Ok...after reading that I'm glad I didn't see this movie. It sounds like a total cluster fuck. Good thing they didn't use that old Cartoon or comic story cause those would have been too silly. :finger:

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #34 on: Jul 04, 2009, 03:49:50 AM »
Wow, I knew it was a POS but this is somehow beyond that.  Like Super Saiyan POS 3.  A robot scrotum?

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« Reply #35 on: Jul 06, 2009, 10:18:58 AM »
Ok...after reading that I'm glad I didn't see this movie. It sounds like a total cluster fuck. Good thing they didn't use that old Cartoon or comic story cause those would have been too silly. :finger:

What?  Đis plot IS like it was taken directly from đe cartoon.

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« Reply #36 on: Jul 06, 2009, 01:08:01 PM »
Well I don't have any Season 3 on DVD, but I'm pretty sure the Matrix of Leadership was never the key to a doomsday weapon and Megatron never worked for a guy called the Fallen.


But I'm sure someone is going to tell me that G.I.Joe: Rise of Cobra is just like the toon too, because I like the toon, but think that movie is going to worse then this one.

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« Reply #37 on: Jul 06, 2009, 04:52:01 PM »
The GI Joe movie was so bad they stopped screenings and scrambled to recut the movie and alter the plot.

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« Reply #38 on: Jul 06, 2009, 05:27:10 PM »
Well I don't have any Season 3 on DVD, but I'm pretty sure the Matrix of Leadership was never the key to a doomsday weapon and Megatron never worked for a guy called the Fallen.


But I'm sure someone is going to tell me that G.I.Joe: Rise of Cobra is just like the toon too, because I like the toon, but think that movie is going to worse then this one.

I'm not saying it's drawn word-for-word from some episode, but it certainly feel đe same.

Doomsday weapon?  Check.
Old characters pushed into đe background or left out so new characters can get đe spotlight?  Check.
Wacky racial stereotypes?  Check.
"Decepticons retreat!"?  Check.

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« Reply #39 on: Jul 06, 2009, 07:55:49 PM »
I guess we just differ on the opinon of what "Feels the same" is. 

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« Reply #40 on: Jul 06, 2009, 10:22:51 PM »
Wow, I knew it was a POS but this is somehow beyond that.  Like Super Saiyan POS 3.  A robot scrotum?

Yep, Devastator has balls.

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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #41 on: Jul 06, 2009, 10:47:31 PM »
How many doomsday scenarios were there in the original show?  The only notable ones I can think about was from The Ultimate Doom, Vector Sigma's key, a hate plague, and an overloading plasma energy chamber, and all of which involved different plot dynamics.

Not to mention that I have no recollection of Decepticles or pot brownies making any appearances.
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« Reply #42 on: Jul 06, 2009, 11:28:32 PM »
The Ultimate Doom was awesome. They should have made that into a movie.

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« Reply #43 on: Jul 07, 2009, 12:42:03 AM »
How many doomsday scenarios were there in the original show?  The only notable ones I can think about was from The Ultimate Doom, Vector Sigma's key, a hate plague, and an overloading plasma energy chamber, and all of which involved different plot dynamics.

Not to mention that I have no recollection of Decepticles or pot brownies making any appearances.

But they did get high on energon once.

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« Reply #44 on: Jul 07, 2009, 11:26:27 AM »
The GI Joe movie was so bad they stopped screenings and scrambled to recut the movie and alter the plot.

On it's way to join Gigli.

Sienna Miller blows.  Cute as a button, but whoever casted her as the Baroness needs to be shot multiple times in the face.

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Nothing against cartoons because you people know I love them, but a fucking toon should be the easiest thing to adapt.  Especially shit with a preset fucking formula like G.I.Joe and Transformers.  Why raging hormones, idiotic attempts at humor, stupid relationship, and overly complicated plots suddenly take center stage in this shit is beyond me.  In fact, they should just steal directly from the cartoon.  Take a couple of loosely related or similar episodes and throw them together into a movie.  It's been twenty years.  Not enough people will remember for it to matter.

Sienna Miller looks awkward and stupid.  Especially with the damn sunglasses!

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« Reply #45 on: Jul 07, 2009, 12:24:09 PM »
I don't get the casting either, but I have seen better shots with the glasses and her hair straight and dark brunette instead of poofy brown.  Maybe this was a wardrobe fitting.
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Re: Transformers 2
« Reply #46 on: Jul 07, 2009, 12:34:14 PM »
*Sigh* at least the MOTU movie is in limbo at the moment. If they make it like these I'd just rather it never get made at all. I'm kinda hoping it passes into the hands of someone that actually gives a shit, you know unlike Transformers and G.I.Joe.

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« Reply #47 on: Jul 07, 2009, 04:36:14 PM »
For G.I. Joe to work, you really need to camp it up.  I don't like G.I. Joe because it features a bunch of identically clad super-soldiers, I like it because it's an elite military force đat's apparently composed of people đat wore whatever đe fuck đey wanted to work đat day.

edit: And if "doomsday device" is too limiting, change it to "device to extract a bunch of energy and fuck over đe humans"
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« Reply #48 on: Jul 07, 2009, 07:34:05 PM »
That bitch isn't baroness.

That shit about CC is bullshit.

I want to punch a baby.

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« Reply #49 on: Jul 07, 2009, 10:03:29 PM »
A black baby? You racist. RACIST!

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« Reply #50 on: Jul 07, 2009, 10:38:01 PM »
People talked about how Watchmen was unfilmable?  Disagree!  Silmarillion is the very definition of unfilmable.
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« Reply #51 on: Jul 08, 2009, 09:16:21 AM »
Not if done in serial with the Beowulf technology. If they can turn fat Ray Winstone into a svelt warrior, anything is possible.
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« Reply #52 on: Jul 08, 2009, 11:53:06 AM »
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That bitch was damn near unreadable.  Not a good sign for something that needs a script.
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« Reply #53 on: Jul 08, 2009, 12:13:36 PM »
I loved the hell out of đat book, but it's not a tight, concise story.  It's a history book.  You could MAYBE get away wiţ doing đe story of Turin or of Beren and Luthien, but even đose require tons of backstory to make any sense.

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« Reply #54 on: Jul 08, 2009, 12:53:47 PM »
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Silmarillion is the very definition of unfilmable. 

That bitch was damn near unreadable.  Not a good sign for something that needs a script.

Oh yeah...I was wishing for singing Hobbits about a 1/3 of the way through it.

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« Reply #55 on: Jul 08, 2009, 05:42:34 PM »
Let me add that I loved the Silmarillion as well as several of its ancillary books.  But I can see no way of filming that outside of some sort of television series or something that would be equally disappointing.  Plus, I'm afraid that making it where non-Ringers would give a crap about any of it would be an insurmountable task, and doing so might make it unwatchable for those of us who would care about it. 
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« Reply #56 on: Jul 08, 2009, 09:28:38 PM »
I could do it if paid enough.
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« Reply #57 on: Jul 09, 2009, 10:20:16 AM »
No, no you really couldn't.

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« Reply #58 on: Jul 09, 2009, 11:07:43 AM »
Oh, I could. Get me the funding, and your minds will be blown.
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« Reply #59 on: Jul 09, 2009, 12:06:11 PM »
I smell Stick Figure Theatre and an untracable Antiguan bank account as the result.
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