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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #60 on: Nov 05, 2007, 03:09:06 PM »
Just some notes.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #61 on: Nov 06, 2007, 06:12:08 PM »
It turns out Tomderrick may have been right.  I talked to a photographer and he said that the agency I was at was shiesty.  The thing is though I think they were generally interested in me.  They didn't try to sell me pictures until I asked and they were very upfront about everything.  Even so I've decided to meet with this head shot guy that talked shit about them and probably have him do my pics because his work is really good and he seems to know the business.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #62 on: Nov 08, 2007, 11:10:25 AM »
Well if you go to get the shots done and he asks for buttsechs afterwards, you'll know for sure.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #63 on: Nov 11, 2007, 04:46:02 PM »
my photographer is still MIA, but in other news I just landed my first paid acting gig.  I won't get a lot of money because its non union but it still marks the first time I'm going to get money for this.  He even said that the lead has been giving him shit and he might recast me as the lead, which would pwn face.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #64 on: Nov 11, 2007, 07:35:59 PM »
Would you get a pay increase for being lead?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #65 on: Nov 12, 2007, 02:11:19 AM »
Hmmm not sure.

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« Reply #66 on: Nov 12, 2007, 12:22:38 PM »
I didn't think they really paid you that way for small-time stuff. Either way it's fucktastic news.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #67 on: Nov 12, 2007, 01:36:15 PM »
It turns out Tomderrick may have been right.  I talked to a photographer and he said that the agency I was at was shiesty.  The thing is though I think they were generally interested in me.  They didn't try to sell me pictures until I asked and they were very upfront about everything.  Even so I've decided to meet with this head shot guy that talked shit about them and probably have him do my pics because his work is really good and he seems to know the business.

I am always right about everything. :D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #68 on: Nov 12, 2007, 03:40:08 PM »
I didn't think they really paid you that way for small-time stuff. Either way it's fucktastic news.

Thanks.

You get paid even if you're an extra when you work on a real set too.  This isn't a real set though this is a guy whose trying to break into the business on his own.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #69 on: Nov 14, 2007, 10:45:28 PM »
I didn't think they really paid you that way for small-time stuff. Either way it's fucktastic news.

Thanks.

You get paid even if you're an extra when you work on a real set too.  This isn't a real set though this is a guy whose trying to break into the business on his own.

Shut up.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #70 on: Nov 16, 2007, 09:18:29 PM »
No.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #71 on: Nov 18, 2007, 04:51:07 AM »
 :finger:


Do it.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #72 on: Nov 18, 2007, 06:07:51 AM »
/t MegatronYES
/cast ImpCS


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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #73 on: Nov 18, 2007, 02:35:14 PM »
/cast Feign Death
You have died.


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You are dead.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #74 on: Dec 05, 2007, 09:59:39 PM »
OHHHH FUCK YEAH

I've got an audition to play an insane villain named Gone Mental.

I really want this part.

Theres just so many ways for me to do it I can't decide.

Play it cool hot shot.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #75 on: Dec 07, 2007, 10:01:09 PM »
well I blew that audition.

Dropped the same line twice in a row and cut myself...but I guess cutting yourself in audition isn't that bad.  Actually the way I did it was...fuck...you're supposed to stop and calmly ask if you can do it again.  The way I did it I came off like the kind of guy that would do it on set.

No way I'm going to play a henchman for that thing now.  There was a little box at the bottom that was asking if you would be willing to do a non speaking role.  Sometimes I might be but only if I did my best and was beaten out by someone better suited for the part.  In a situation like this where I fucked up and would have to watch some shit bag who I think I'm better than play the role because he auditioned better than me...nope.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #76 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:54:47 PM »
Awww.  :(  Sorry to hear that.  Do you have people you can practice for before you go do the audition?  Maybe that would help.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #77 on: Dec 08, 2007, 10:57:35 PM »
Well mom thought it was great :/

The trick is to go in and make it as good as it was when you were doing it in the mirror.  You do what they call "homework" and really add character to the lines then you get nervous and drop a line which causes you to get out of character and forget all the nuances you added which makes it painfully obvious that you are acting.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #78 on: Dec 09, 2007, 01:12:41 PM »
The rumors of my failure were highly exaggerated...

THEY JUST CALLED AND WANT ME BACK FOR A SCREEN TEST!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #79 on: Dec 10, 2007, 07:54:55 AM »
Holy crap. So when you become a famous actor You're going to send us all signed autograph's for free on this board so we can sell them for lots of money, yes?
It's what Jesus would do.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #80 on: Dec 10, 2007, 05:35:44 PM »
Are you sure jesus did autographs?  I've never seen any.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #81 on: Dec 10, 2007, 07:14:30 PM »
Damn right he did.  I think Simon Peter carried around a bunch of 5"X8" glossies of him at all times.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #82 on: Dec 11, 2007, 02:38:35 PM »
That must be a new picture of IDE in his avatar.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #83 on: Dec 11, 2007, 06:39:57 PM »
That picture is from about 4 months ago.  I'm in much better shape now I could totally kick that guys ass.  Except maybe...perhaps he's in love and has his little boobear to fight for...and I, though mightier in form, am a bitter husk long since driven mad by isolation.

I would bear down upon him with the full force of my hateful malice but in the end he would achieve SSJ4 and I would not be able to surpass SSJ3 thus ensuring my defeat.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #84 on: Dec 11, 2007, 07:01:30 PM »
Goddamn you're a nerd.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #85 on: Dec 11, 2007, 07:12:46 PM »
if you say so miroku


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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #86 on: Dec 12, 2007, 06:35:26 AM »
Hey, I got some.

Totally worth it.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #87 on: Dec 12, 2007, 01:22:18 PM »
*writes note to self: dress as Inu Yasha character to get pussy*
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #88 on: Dec 13, 2007, 10:48:30 PM »
Or you could dress as Shippo and visit a prison.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #89 on: Dec 14, 2007, 12:06:26 AM »
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Fucking 4chan.

I hate the images on /b/ sometimes.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.