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Holy crap
« on: Oct 13, 2007, 02:01:14 PM »
I've never been in a room before to hear someone else audition for the same part as me.  And now that I have I've finally realized why people have been selecting me for their roles. Granted I don't know if this will hold up in LA but my highly technical theory thus far is "People suck at auditioning (and acting in general)".  That's right, they suck donkey balls.  It comes so naturally to me that I thought the same thing was true for everyone else.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #1 on: Oct 13, 2007, 03:04:06 PM »
People suck at singing, but they still do it.


"Oh, I'm awesome at this so I just assumed everyone else was.  Guess not."   :guitar:
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #2 on: Oct 13, 2007, 10:47:44 PM »
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #3 on: Oct 15, 2007, 04:44:29 AM »
Interesting observation. It's always off-puting when you arrive at a realization that you think may be surmountingly arrogant, yet you keep arriving at the initial conclusion when you repeatedly re-think the issue.  :blink: Sometimes you just have to think highly of yourself.

Confidence is praised as a virtue when arrogance is regarded as a character flaw. No hurts anybody beside themselves with arrogance, yet it through over-confidence that we embarrass ourselves and others, or exercise any sort of incompetence.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #4 on: Oct 15, 2007, 08:58:46 AM »
Whatabout cockiness? I've been accused of that too many times.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #5 on: Oct 15, 2007, 01:11:32 PM »
Well a real off puttting realization is that you've left you phone off for over a day so that anyone calling to give you a role probably thinks you're an idiot and went with someone else.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #6 on: Oct 15, 2007, 03:26:14 PM »
You left your phone off?

Weak.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #7 on: Oct 15, 2007, 06:09:29 PM »
I got the part anyway.  It's a horror film which is something totally new for me.

Also I'm up for an infomercial tomorrow that I really hope I get.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #8 on: Oct 15, 2007, 11:09:04 PM »
Are you generic guy #7?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #9 on: Oct 16, 2007, 12:48:24 AM »
No, I play the lead evil role, a doctor who likes to butcher people for kicks.

No one dares cast me as generic guy #7 even my virtually raw talent shines too bright for extra work.  Though I did do a one liner part at FSU once to give something back for them putting me in 2 starring roles.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #10 on: Oct 16, 2007, 07:46:39 PM »
crap I don't know how well my infomercial audition went.  I drew a blank at one point while talking about a fitness machine.  Then I had to talk about those little molds that make egg Mcmuffin eggs at home.  I think that went well because she threw me a curve ball question and I didn't miss a beat...

but at one point I looked directly into the camera...I know better than that ><.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #11 on: Oct 17, 2007, 11:47:44 AM »
Heather Graham's career is supporting evidence of the fact that people can't act.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #12 on: Oct 17, 2007, 06:20:53 PM »
That's a ridiculous statement. You clearly are unfamiliar with human beings.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #13 on: Oct 18, 2007, 10:50:41 AM »
You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #14 on: Oct 18, 2007, 11:58:35 AM »
but at one point I looked directly into the camera...I know better than that ><.

Did you make love to the camera?
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #15 on: Oct 18, 2007, 02:42:46 PM »
No I just glanced at it...and then...I looked away.

I've decided to cut out the eye that looked away.  Then I will rise up again with a full heart and give that camera the soundest beating it will ever take.

Also, A paid production of much ado about nothing is going on here.  I might got out for that too, but I hope I only get a smaller part.  The last time I did shakespeare I remember thinking how crazy it would be to be in the lead role and have to memorize all that iambic pentameter.   The director said I had a real mastery for the language and I do, but still it's pretty intimidating.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #16 on: Oct 18, 2007, 07:55:29 PM »
You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.

No, you do.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #17 on: Oct 18, 2007, 09:18:48 PM »
You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.

No, you do.  Your ASS does.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #18 on: Oct 19, 2007, 12:20:25 PM »
You apparently need to watch something other that Heather Graham movies.

No, you do.

Your ass needs to!
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #19 on: Oct 19, 2007, 02:14:05 PM »
............ does it?  :raiseeyebrow:
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #20 on: Oct 19, 2007, 03:33:41 PM »
 :chels:  For sure.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #21 on: Oct 19, 2007, 08:14:49 PM »
 :laugh: Ha ha ha! "phone sex"

Aw, that's good stuff. :)
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #22 on: Oct 20, 2007, 10:19:23 AM »
"Welcome to three weeks ago. We hope you enjoy your stay."

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #23 on: Oct 20, 2007, 11:13:56 AM »
"Welcome to three weeks ago. We hope you enjoy your stay."

But he's the first person to make a comment about it.
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« Reply #24 on: Oct 20, 2007, 11:19:58 AM »
Also the best person to make a comment about it.
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« Reply #25 on: Oct 20, 2007, 08:34:45 PM »
Sometimes late at night I will lie in bed naked watching MTV.  I'll grab myself and squeeze the head of it along with the lyrics to make it look like my cock is singing along.

Yeah I do that too but only to the little shop of horrors sound track.

Little shop of horrors?

Yeah.

That's fuckin gay.

Whuh? Come on! Feed me seymour! It's the money.

Gay.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #26 on: Oct 21, 2007, 04:08:56 AM »
I just saw an episode of Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive this morning and the Asian dude playing the blue ranger is the worst actor EVA, even by the very low standards of an Americanized sentai show.  I demand you hunt him down and destroy him for the sake of your craft.  :mad:

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« Reply #27 on: Oct 21, 2007, 12:59:31 PM »
You know, a former powet ranger did the english voice of Vash the Stampede.
Also, Amy Jo Johnson, the first pink ranger, starred in Felicity and What About Brian.
The first Black Ranger, Walter Jones, starred in Three Episodes of The Shield.

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« Reply #28 on: Oct 21, 2007, 01:47:57 PM »
Adam was the guy that does Vash. I don't know his real name but he replaced the black black ranger and became the asian black ranger.

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« Reply #29 on: Oct 21, 2007, 04:43:41 PM »
and the red ranger...well he went on to get boned in the ass on film.