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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #120 on: Jan 07, 2008, 10:37:12 AM »
I'm actually a little thinner, but the frat boys around Wichita think anything bigger than 150 lbs is huge. And there are no frat boys in Shittown, OK, so I'd be stuck with the Indian guys who don't use rubbers.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #121 on: Jan 07, 2008, 12:39:10 PM »
Disease infested savages!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #122 on: Jan 07, 2008, 01:13:14 PM »
No joke. And a little over half of the teenage girls here are moms, so they're not insisting on them either. I'm going back to Wichita for a few days soon, though. Maybe I can get booty then.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #123 on: Jan 07, 2008, 01:14:48 PM »
They're just trying to repopulate the earth with their nearly wiped out people.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #124 on: Jan 07, 2008, 01:49:38 PM »
But they only get the white girls pregnant!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #125 on: Jan 07, 2008, 03:54:47 PM »
There is probably a legend that a half breed child will rise to political powet and give them back their lands.  Also, my cross country tour starts in february so if you haven't had a red baby by then I can put you out of your misery free of charge.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #126 on: Jan 07, 2008, 06:44:18 PM »
No. :|

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #127 on: Jan 07, 2008, 07:37:07 PM »
Fair Enough.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #128 on: Jan 07, 2008, 08:18:35 PM »
If she had sex with you she would be going against her no screwing a frat guy belief.

I have only had sex with one frat guy (he was my bf) and girl, you ain't missing a THING. and I've heard from my girlfriends' experiences with other frat guys. frat guys- energizer bunnies.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #129 on: Jan 07, 2008, 09:18:16 PM »
They keep on going and going and going...?


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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #130 on: Jan 07, 2008, 09:20:26 PM »
They're pink blind bunnies with drums?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #131 on: Jan 08, 2008, 12:29:28 AM »
No, they are just like rabbit-like. Like that's all they do, no change of rhythm or anything. So i've heard

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #132 on: Jan 08, 2008, 12:50:00 AM »
Oh that. Yeah that's in the handbook.  We have to practice on blow up dolls until we get it right.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #133 on: Jan 08, 2008, 12:37:46 PM »
Oh, you fratties and your hazing!  Boys will be boys!
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #134 on: Jan 08, 2008, 10:10:45 PM »
It seems all of the fat girls I know have boyfriends... in fact many of them were at the party I mentioned in the other thread. There was the really huge girl who I know from school (the crying one) who had a man, and the bartender lady who was mixing all the drinks had both a boyfriend and a male sex slave. And there's this absolutely enormous black woman I know from school who's probably 350 pounds, and she has a skinny black dude for a man.

If Bitch is overweight like the horny redhead at the party who was jiggly in the belly but pretty well proportioned everywhere else, I'd nail her.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #135 on: Jan 08, 2008, 10:13:48 PM »
Well now you just have to get out there and find that fucking dog!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #136 on: Jan 08, 2008, 11:08:37 PM »
If Bitch is overweight like the horny redhead at the party who was jiggly in the belly but pretty well proportioned everywhere else, I'd nail her.

NO! I'd rather fuck IDE. Or anyone else. I have to have a chemical shower now.

I'm not an ugly girl, but I'm tall. It is so hard to find a decent guy who isn't shorter than me and offended by it. And hanging out mostly with gay people and stoners... well, it's a little hard to find a nice one who isn't taken. Or on some mind bending drug that makes me the most beautiful three headed purple woman they've ever seen.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #137 on: Jan 09, 2008, 10:27:27 AM »
Ohhh "If Bitch"...

I missed that part.

Those 3 headed purple chicks steal all the good guys.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #138 on: Jan 09, 2008, 01:15:39 PM »
Well now you just have to get out there and find that fucking dog!

IDE, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

(wrong part, I know)

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #139 on: Jan 09, 2008, 02:23:01 PM »
How low have you sunk when you're watching the Disney character goofy score with a chick and it makes you jealous?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #140 on: Jan 09, 2008, 10:13:45 PM »
My first copy pasta!  I wrote this a few days ago on 4chan and found it today on 420chan: http://img.420chan.org/b/res/138545.html

around 12 or 13 years old I would always change into shorts with no underpants on when my sister's friends came over. I would get a boner then lay on the couch, on my side, with one leg up so they could see my erect tween dong!

I would watch them to see if they were looking but not directly. I used my peripheral vision to keep tabs on their gazes. This one girl tiffany would look at it like like every 10 seconds. Whenever she looked at it I got even harder.

She would spend the night all the time and we'd stay up late. One time we were watching a movie and we were all under the blankets together (it was winter). Naturally I was free balling in shorts again. I positioned myself so that if I got hard it would touch her thigh.

Then I started thinking the sexiest thoughts that a kid that age could think of. I could feel my bone growing and reaching out towards her leg. Finally the tip made contact with her thigh and she moved it away. I moved ever so slightly. I mean you could hardly tell I had moved at all and it was touching her again. She moved again. I was devastated and had pretty much given up.

I went back to watching the movie. About 15 minutes later she rolled over so that her body was facing mine. She moved her hands forward underneath the blankets and accidentally touched my cock. Then something amazing happened! And now i can talk to animals! It's really cool!! but a complete secret... and you know what? Life's never been the same!
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #141 on: Jan 10, 2008, 12:23:23 AM »
Well now you just have to get out there and find that fucking dog!

IDE, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

(wrong part, I know)

And I'm going to give you a pellet just for getting under Sam's skin this much.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #142 on: Jan 10, 2008, 01:04:16 AM »
He's just quoting billy madison.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #143 on: Jan 10, 2008, 05:13:33 PM »
Then I'll take it away.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #144 on: Jan 10, 2008, 05:34:54 PM »
I would nary accept a pellet under false pretenses.

also, my dream may yet be a fortelling.

Airplane girl is coming back into miami tomorrow and just asked me out to dinner.  She's so forward I love it.  I might get a hotel room in the hotel that I live in for her.  If she wants it she's gonna get it, and I mean shes gonna get it like "cosmic implosion that becomes an explosion and giant rings of powet spread out from ground zero destroying neighboring solar systems" get it.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #145 on: Jan 10, 2008, 11:05:53 PM »
hahah nice. Already darn time girls get balls! I would do the same thing with a guy I liked, why waste time!?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #146 on: Jan 14, 2008, 12:17:25 AM »
I would nary accept a pellet under false pretenses.

Well if you can piss him off for real I'll give it back. It's not hard. He's got a bug up his butt about everything.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #147 on: Jan 14, 2008, 03:29:09 PM »
Not now.  The Packers won.  Nothing can get me down.

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« Reply #148 on: Jan 14, 2008, 03:33:33 PM »
Poor old sad old Cowboobs.   :laugh:
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« Reply #149 on: Jan 14, 2008, 04:24:41 PM »
Not now.  The Packers won.  Nothing can get me down.

I bet Charon's mouth is still open from Peyton choking on a possible winning drive.

I am so glad everyone shut the fuck up about Garrard being the second black Jesus, and the Jag's destiny blah blah. Also they were talking about experience in the Super Bowl, and how Peyton vs. Favre would be a battle of experience. Peyton's been once, so has Favre. Brady's been three times, and won each time. Boo yeah.

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