Author Topic: Leslie Nielsen died. (Read 7444 times)

Rama · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 03, 2010, 12:46:43 PM »

I'll see your 500 and raise you a sack of chocolate gold coins.

No way White can outlive Douglas.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 03, 2010, 11:00:26 PM »

Tasty! I will savor them when Douglas dies one day before Betty White's massive cardiac arrest.

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 04, 2010, 12:13:38 AM »

We shall see. I plan to use my Monopoly to build hotels on Parkplace. Then hope you land on it and take you for even more money!

Max Con · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 04, 2010, 01:54:29 AM »

I don't care how sick Michael Douglas is. I will eat my hat (after buying one) if he goes before Kirk.

Rama · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 04, 2010, 12:19:59 PM »

You known I thought he was already dead. A little shocked he is still alive.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 04, 2010, 09:15:01 PM »

William Shatner will not go before Douglas or White.

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 05, 2010, 01:14:12 AM »

I think he meant Kirk Douglas. But I wouldn't be so sure of your above statement either.

Max Con · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 05, 2010, 02:41:07 AM »

Yeah, I meant Kirk Douglas. You could fit him into the backdrop of The Walking Dead and nobody would catch wise.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 05, 2010, 10:52:38 PM »

Kirk will outlive Michael. Then die from the grief. Just watch.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 06, 2010, 12:36:43 AM »

Wait! Did anyone find out if Nielsen got his nuts bit off by a Lapplander? That's how he wanted to go.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 06, 2010, 11:46:28 PM »

Pretty certain he died in his sleep with withered nuts firmly in their shriveled old sack.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 07, 2010, 12:12:06 AM »

Still better than A) a parachute not opening or B) getting caught in the gears of a combine.

Rama · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 07, 2010, 12:28:25 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 07, 2010, 12:12:06 AM

Still better than A) a parachute not opening or B) getting caught in the gears of a combine.

QFT.

Fiero · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 07, 2010, 04:00:55 PM »

Does this chick count:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/07/elizabeth-edwards-dead_n_793416.html

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 08, 2010, 10:31:56 PM »

Counts for what, part of a dead triad?

Fiero · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 08, 2010, 10:45:20 PM »

Yeah.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 09, 2010, 12:03:34 AM »

Yes, I'd say it does even if she wasn't particularly funny.

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 09, 2010, 12:26:57 AM »

White/Douglas bet still stands however.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 09, 2010, 12:52:16 AM »

The trifecta is already complete: Nielsen, the Empire strikes back director, and Don Meredith. Elizabeth Edwards is only famous because her goofy-ass politician husband's mistress had a child by him.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 09, 2010, 02:48:47 AM »

The trifecta thing only works with airplanes bro

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 10, 2010, 12:20:54 AM »

I must have missed something somewhere. What's an airplane got to do with celebrities dying in threes?

Fiero · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 10, 2010, 03:27:28 PM »

Leslie Nielson?

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 12, 2010, 04:45:34 AM »

Don't call him Shirley.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 17, 2011, 11:34:11 PM »

I feel like if he had died sooner, we could have been spared all the trash he made in his twilight years.

Like the cartoon Zero Man. Never heard of it? YouTube.

Or don't, if you actually have any fond memories of the guy.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 17, 2011, 11:41:56 PM »

*raises hand* That's-a me!

jonhammstein · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 17, 2011, 11:46:56 PM »

Well, you're lucky then. I used to like him just fine. But then he kept working, and working, and working. And he obviously didn't even care anymore, he probably just wanted to keep busy and have a steady income.

Fuck you, Leslie Nielsen. Rot in Satan's Hollow.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 17, 2011, 11:49:35 PM »

Yeah, I missed all that shit somehow. Nothing but Naked Gun and Airplane memories here.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 17, 2011, 11:56:40 PM »

No Dracula: Dead and Loving It? No Superhero Movie? Or whatever that shit was called.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM »

I saw this pile of crap but the brain bleach apparently worked well in this instance. Except for that theme song: "Re-re-re Repossessed!"

jonhammstein · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 18, 2011, 12:10:51 AM »

Wow. Was that pre-Naked Gun? Or was Naked Gun late '80s?

I've never actually seen Police Squad. Anyone?