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Leslie Nielsen died.
« on: Nov 28, 2010, 09:44:29 PM »
No!  Why couldn't it have been OJ instead?  :(

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/28/obit.leslie.nielsen/

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 28, 2010, 11:31:03 PM »
Surely you can't be serious.



Yes...she is serious and don't call her Shirley.


I will watch Airplane! in your honor sir. I also 2nd it should have been O.J. Is it too later to trade? Or is this a no backies type situation?


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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 29, 2010, 01:38:48 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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I feel the sad.  :(

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 29, 2010, 04:32:41 AM »
Yeah, rip

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 29, 2010, 09:11:05 AM »
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #5 on: Nov 29, 2010, 09:40:26 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 :vaderno:

I feel the sad.  :(

They got Irvin Kershner too!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/irvin_kershner_1923-2010.php

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 29, 2010, 04:34:47 PM »
I may watch Airplane! and the Naked Gun movies tonight.  Its the least I could do.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 29, 2010, 05:57:52 PM »
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #8 on: Nov 29, 2010, 11:55:40 PM »
Betty White is next. She will complete the trio. Thus the Rama has spoken.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #9 on: Nov 30, 2010, 07:44:37 AM »
I say Michael Douglas is next

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #10 on: Nov 30, 2010, 11:16:50 AM »
Don't you try and take my Betty White, it's the only one I have! >:( >:(

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #11 on: Nov 30, 2010, 11:40:49 AM »
I know the chances of it being White are slim, but it wouldn't be crazy if it happened?
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #12 on: Nov 30, 2010, 01:12:08 PM »
Last I checked, she is in very good health.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #13 on: Nov 30, 2010, 02:04:52 PM »
Yeah, but who knows what deadly sexual fetishes she has. One of those could go wrong. Or her record company could kill her, so they could sell more of her Christmas album.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #14 on: Nov 30, 2010, 03:01:17 PM »
I think it should be Rama, just for bringing up that stupid "Celebrities die in threes!" crap.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #15 on: Nov 30, 2010, 03:38:01 PM »
I am flattered that you think I'm a big enough star to complete the three. Tell you what, I'll make you out an autograph.

"To Shelly. Thanks for all the support, and stay off your back. -Love and kisses Rama."

There, now  you have something to tell all the other fellas at the half-way house about.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #16 on: Nov 30, 2010, 04:41:00 PM »
Now I think you should die for making what appears to be a joke about turtles.

Turtles are cool, man. Why would you joke about them? (if that is what it is).
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #17 on: Nov 30, 2010, 05:26:35 PM »
I almost died myself when I found out about this. One of my favorite actors.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #18 on: Nov 30, 2010, 11:08:16 PM »
Now I think you should die for making what appears to be a joke about turtles.

Turtles are cool, man. Why would you joke about them? (if that is what it is).

It was a joke about Turtles, and I can accept that.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #19 on: Nov 30, 2010, 11:40:03 PM »
That's not cool man. That is just not cool.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #20 on: Dec 01, 2010, 12:11:07 AM »
Listen, I'll admit that turtles of the teenage mutant ninja variety are pretty cool. Other Turtles, while cute, are not so cool.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #21 on: Dec 01, 2010, 01:47:45 AM »
Yes they are.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #22 on: Dec 01, 2010, 06:31:55 AM »
I think it was still pretty funny and I'm even a fan of those hard shelled reptilians.
Rama is a speciesist however.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #23 on: Dec 01, 2010, 11:21:10 AM »
I was in Austria during the war!!!!

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #24 on: Dec 02, 2010, 10:49:42 PM »
I say Michael Douglas is next

I'll second this.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #25 on: Dec 02, 2010, 11:12:22 PM »
LMAO that's so mean (but hilarious)

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #26 on: Dec 02, 2010, 11:14:07 PM »
Maybe we should get an office pool going.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #27 on: Dec 03, 2010, 01:36:16 AM »
Douglas is going before Betty White.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #28 on: Dec 03, 2010, 01:56:43 AM »
Put your money where you mouth is.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #29 on: Dec 03, 2010, 02:15:05 AM »
Sure.  Here's $500 in Monopoly money.  Betty White is a tough old bird.