But it has like, eight, seasons. And there's not some kind of Tony/Angela thing we need a conclusion to. We all know Charlie's destined to die limp, alone, and full of coke with a laugh track playing in the background. Charlie Sheen's premature death will only mean that Jon Cryer will have to find some other golden boy to carry him. And by "golden boy" I mean to imply both his successful career and the fact that Charlie Sheen is likely frequently covered in piss.