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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #30 on: Dec 03, 2010, 12:46:43 PM »
I'll see your 500 and raise you a sack of chocolate gold coins.

No way White can outlive Douglas.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #31 on: Dec 03, 2010, 11:00:26 PM »
Tasty!  I will savor them when Douglas dies one day before Betty White's massive cardiac arrest.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #32 on: Dec 04, 2010, 12:13:38 AM »
We shall see. I plan to use my Monopoly to build hotels on Parkplace. Then hope you land on it and take you for even more money!

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #33 on: Dec 04, 2010, 01:54:29 AM »
I don't care how sick Michael Douglas is. I will eat my hat (after buying one) if he goes before Kirk.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #34 on: Dec 04, 2010, 12:19:59 PM »
You known I thought he was already dead. A little shocked he is still alive.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #35 on: Dec 04, 2010, 09:15:01 PM »
William Shatner will not go before Douglas or White.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #36 on: Dec 05, 2010, 01:14:12 AM »
I think he meant Kirk Douglas. But I wouldn't be so sure of your above statement either. 

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #37 on: Dec 05, 2010, 02:41:07 AM »
Yeah, I meant Kirk Douglas. You could fit him into the backdrop of The Walking Dead and nobody would catch wise.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #38 on: Dec 05, 2010, 10:52:38 PM »
Kirk will outlive Michael.  Then die from the grief.  Just watch.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #39 on: Dec 06, 2010, 12:36:43 AM »
Wait! Did anyone find out if Nielsen got his nuts bit off by a Lapplander? That's how he wanted to go.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #40 on: Dec 06, 2010, 11:46:28 PM »
Pretty certain he died in his sleep with withered nuts firmly in their shriveled old sack.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #41 on: Dec 07, 2010, 12:12:06 AM »
Still better than A) a parachute not opening or B) getting caught in the gears of a combine.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #42 on: Dec 07, 2010, 12:28:25 AM »
Still better than A) a parachute not opening or B) getting caught in the gears of a combine.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #43 on: Dec 07, 2010, 04:00:55 PM »
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #44 on: Dec 08, 2010, 10:31:56 PM »
Counts for what, part of a dead triad?

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #45 on: Dec 08, 2010, 10:45:20 PM »
Yeah.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #46 on: Dec 09, 2010, 12:03:34 AM »
Yes, I'd say it does even if she wasn't particularly funny.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #47 on: Dec 09, 2010, 12:26:57 AM »
White/Douglas bet still stands however.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #48 on: Dec 09, 2010, 12:52:16 AM »
The trifecta is already complete: Nielsen, the Empire strikes back director, and Don Meredith. Elizabeth Edwards is only famous because her goofy-ass politician husband's mistress had a child by him.
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #49 on: Dec 09, 2010, 02:48:47 AM »
The trifecta thing only works with airplanes bro

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #50 on: Dec 10, 2010, 12:20:54 AM »
I must have missed something somewhere. What's an airplane got to do with celebrities dying in threes?
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #51 on: Dec 10, 2010, 03:27:28 PM »
Leslie Nielson?
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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #52 on: Dec 12, 2010, 04:45:34 AM »
Don't call him Shirley.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #53 on: Jan 17, 2011, 11:34:11 PM »
I feel like if he had died sooner, we could have been spared all the trash he made in his twilight years.

Like the cartoon Zero Man. Never heard of it? YouTube.

Or don't, if you actually have any fond memories of the guy.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #54 on: Jan 17, 2011, 11:41:56 PM »
*raises hand*  That's-a me!

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #55 on: Jan 17, 2011, 11:46:56 PM »
Well, you're lucky then. I used to like him just fine. But then he kept working, and working, and working. And he obviously didn't even care anymore, he probably just wanted to keep busy and have a steady income.

Fuck you, Leslie Nielsen. Rot in Satan's Hollow.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #56 on: Jan 17, 2011, 11:49:35 PM »
Yeah, I missed all that shit somehow.  Nothing but Naked Gun and Airplane memories here.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #57 on: Jan 17, 2011, 11:56:40 PM »
No Dracula: Dead and Loving It? No Superhero Movie? Or whatever that shit was called.

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #58 on: Jan 17, 2011, 11:59:26 PM »
I saw this pile of crap but the brain bleach apparently worked well in this instance.  Except for that theme song:  "Re-re-re Repossessed!"

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Re: Leslie Nielsen died.
« Reply #59 on: Jan 18, 2011, 12:10:51 AM »
Wow. Was that pre-Naked Gun? Or was Naked Gun late '80s?

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