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Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« on: Aug 29, 2009, 05:50:57 AM »
Oh wait, you're dead. 


I guess I shouldn't criticize Google for celebrating.  They were celebrating Galileo's telescopes.  They'll use any excuse to get drunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 29, 2009, 05:29:16 PM »
He's feeling up little angels now.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 29, 2009, 06:50:44 PM »
Dude, I was waiting for Schmoo in the car and two cars were blasting MJ.  "ABC" and "Smooth Criminal".  It's okay and non-pedorific to blast MJ again.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 29, 2009, 07:23:27 PM »
Not pedoriffic cause that's reserved for the people who listen to the Jonas Brothers.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 29, 2009, 07:27:22 PM »
You know, I didn't know the Jonas brothers had little boys as fans, too.  I just assumed their fans would be all little girls.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 29, 2009, 08:14:34 PM »
Those little boys get beat up by the hip-hop fans.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 29, 2009, 10:05:22 PM »
I'm fairly certain the ones I'm talking about ARE hiphop fans... which makes them liking the Jonaseses more the weird.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 29, 2009, 10:08:57 PM »
I was never that annoying.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 30, 2009, 02:13:59 AM »
Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess.  So I should've already expected something to be off here.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 30, 2009, 10:04:41 AM »
Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess.  So I should've already expected something to be off here.

The Jonas Brothers or the boys who like them?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 30, 2009, 02:11:56 PM »
I mean the boys who like them, but, hell, let's just go with both.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 30, 2009, 02:24:53 PM »
I always suspected the Jonas Brothers were Satan worpishers...

That's what you're saying right?

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 30, 2009, 02:25:20 PM »
Uhhhhhhh...  Sure, why not.  Why else do they have music careers?

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 30, 2009, 06:01:08 PM »
The lucky ducks, I can't get my prayers answered from EITHER side.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 30, 2009, 08:06:51 PM »
Go for the third side, at the very least the response you'll get is to be devoured.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 31, 2009, 09:01:02 AM »
......Ahem.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 31, 2009, 11:06:25 AM »
I think E might be trying to give a hint. Its not a very good hint though. I don't understand it at all.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 31, 2009, 11:55:16 PM »
Neither do I.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #18 on: Nov 05, 2009, 09:00:11 PM »
Why didn't they do this on his birthday?  Even Michael in the picture all "What?":

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #19 on: Nov 05, 2009, 10:03:49 PM »
Jesus Crisco. This is ridonkolous.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #20 on: Nov 05, 2009, 10:58:56 PM »
Too bad Megs hasn't stopped by here lately.  The mighty mystical powers of Dantbert could surely bring forth Jacko's spirit before the limeys do.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #21 on: Nov 06, 2009, 08:37:48 AM »
Was that English?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #22 on: Nov 07, 2009, 06:16:07 PM »
It was Fieroish, the last language invented by Tolkien.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #23 on: Nov 07, 2009, 09:04:34 PM »
It was probably his son, the original would never invent that hogwash.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #24 on: Nov 07, 2009, 11:59:27 PM »
It still lacks the elegant grace of Ramanese.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #25 on: Nov 08, 2009, 05:35:21 PM »
Which appears to be in the latter stages of Ramlish.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #26 on: Nov 08, 2009, 08:24:21 PM »
Some languages deserve to die.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #27 on: Nov 08, 2009, 09:57:58 PM »
Like Spanish.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #28 on: Nov 09, 2009, 01:25:03 AM »
Pretty much all romantic languages do.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
« Reply #29 on: Nov 11, 2009, 11:58:28 PM »
I saw "This Is It".  Felt it fit in better in this thread than the movie one.  Anyway, it was decent even if it did drag a tad.  If Orianthi stays obscure after showing mean guitar like that, someone needs to be beaten with a shoe.