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Title: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 05:50:57 AM
Oh wait, you're dead. 


I guess I shouldn't criticize Google for celebrating.  They were celebrating Galileo's telescopes.  They'll use any excuse to get drunk.

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 29, 2009, 05:29:16 PM
He's feeling up little angels now.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 06:50:44 PM
Dude, I was waiting for Schmoo in the car and two cars were blasting MJ.  "ABC" and "Smooth Criminal".  It's okay and non-pedorific to blast MJ again.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: gwynn on Aug 29, 2009, 07:23:27 PM
Not pedoriffic cause that's reserved for the people who listen to the Jonas Brothers.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
You know, I didn't know the Jonas brothers had little boys as fans, too.  I just assumed their fans would be all little girls.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 29, 2009, 08:14:34 PM
Those little boys get beat up by the hip-hop fans.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 10:05:22 PM
I'm fairly certain the ones I'm talking about ARE hiphop fans... which makes them liking the Jonaseses more the weird.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 29, 2009, 10:08:57 PM
I was never that annoying.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2009, 02:13:59 AM
Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess.  So I should've already expected something to be off here.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2009, 10:04:41 AM
Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess.  So I should've already expected something to be off here.

The Jonas Brothers or the boys who like them?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2009, 02:11:56 PM
I mean the boys who like them, but, hell, let's just go with both.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: gwynn on Aug 30, 2009, 02:24:53 PM
I always suspected the Jonas Brothers were Satan worpishers...

That's what you're saying right?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2009, 02:25:20 PM
Uhhhhhhh...  Sure, why not.  Why else do they have music careers?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: gwynn on Aug 30, 2009, 06:01:08 PM
The lucky ducks, I can't get my prayers answered from EITHER side.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2009, 08:06:51 PM
Go for the third side, at the very least the response you'll get is to be devoured.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 31, 2009, 09:01:02 AM
......Ahem.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2009, 11:06:25 AM
I think E might be trying to give a hint. Its not a very good hint though. I don't understand it at all.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2009, 11:55:16 PM
Neither do I.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2009, 09:00:11 PM
Why didn't they do this on his birthday?  Even Michael in the picture all "What?":

'Michael Jackson: The Live Seance' To Air Friday On British TV (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1625586/20091105/jackson_michael.jhtml)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 05, 2009, 10:03:49 PM
Jesus Crisco. This is ridonkolous.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 05, 2009, 10:58:56 PM
Too bad Megs hasn't stopped by here lately.  The mighty mystical powers of Dantbert could surely bring forth Jacko's spirit before the limeys do.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 06, 2009, 08:37:48 AM
Was that English?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2009, 06:16:07 PM
It was Fieroish, the last language invented by Tolkien.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 07, 2009, 09:04:34 PM
It was probably his son, the original would never invent that hogwash.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Rama on Nov 07, 2009, 11:59:27 PM
It still lacks the elegant grace of Ramanese.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2009, 05:35:21 PM
Which appears to be in the latter stages of Ramlish.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Derrick on Nov 08, 2009, 08:24:21 PM
Some languages deserve to die.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Fiero on Nov 08, 2009, 09:57:58 PM
Like Spanish.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2009, 01:25:03 AM
Pretty much all romantic languages do.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 11, 2009, 11:58:28 PM
I saw "This Is It".  Felt it fit in better in this thread than the movie one.  Anyway, it was decent even if it did drag a tad.  If Orianthi (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/26/orianthi.jackson.believe/index.html) stays obscure after showing mean guitar like that, someone needs to be beaten with a shoe.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 11, 2010, 02:46:05 PM
Dude, freakish! (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Bust-Check-Out-MJs-Bust-52512812.html?yhp=1)

Quote
The Pharaoh of Pop doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as King of Pop, but visitors to Chicago’s Field Museum could swear that’s Jacko’s face on a 3,000-year-old Egyptian bust.

The spitting image limestone sculpture has been on display at the museum since 1988, but recently started drawing attention because of its likeness to Jacko --- complete with disfigured nose.
 
Unfortunately the bust, which was carved sometime between 1550 B.C. and 1050 B.C., is of a woman and MJ likely never had the chance to see the statuette.
 
“I have no idea whether Jackson ever visited the museum,” a Field spokesperson said to the Sun-Times' Michael Sneed. “But the similarity between the limestone statue of a woman – which is about 3,000 years old --- and Jackson is astounding.”
 
Interestingly, Jackson cast himself as an interloper in ancient Egypt in his video for “Remember the Time,” so maybe he sensed some Egyptian roots.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Rama on Jan 11, 2010, 04:20:25 PM
Jacko didn't die. He traveled back in time. 0_0
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Fiero on Jan 11, 2010, 04:37:53 PM
And got a sex change?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 11, 2010, 04:41:36 PM
This is just yet another proof that Michael Jackson is like the Dalai Lama, he just reincarnates
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 11, 2010, 09:09:37 PM
This is just yet another proof that Michael Jackson is like the Dalai Lama, he just reincarnates

Great news, everybody!