The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2009, 05:50:57 AM
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Oh wait, you're dead.
I guess I shouldn't criticize Google for celebrating. They were celebrating Galileo's telescopes. They'll use any excuse to get drunk.
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He's feeling up little angels now.
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Dude, I was waiting for Schmoo in the car and two cars were blasting MJ. "ABC" and "Smooth Criminal". It's okay and non-pedorific to blast MJ again.
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Not pedoriffic cause that's reserved for the people who listen to the Jonas Brothers.
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You know, I didn't know the Jonas brothers had little boys as fans, too. I just assumed their fans would be all little girls.
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Those little boys get beat up by the hip-hop fans.
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I'm fairly certain the ones I'm talking about ARE hiphop fans... which makes them liking the Jonaseses more the weird.
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I was never that annoying.
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Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess. So I should've already expected something to be off here.
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Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess. So I should've already expected something to be off here.
The Jonas Brothers or the boys who like them?
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I mean the boys who like them, but, hell, let's just go with both.
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I always suspected the Jonas Brothers were Satan worpishers...
That's what you're saying right?
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Uhhhhhhh... Sure, why not. Why else do they have music careers?
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The lucky ducks, I can't get my prayers answered from EITHER side.
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Go for the third side, at the very least the response you'll get is to be devoured.
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......Ahem.
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I think E might be trying to give a hint. Its not a very good hint though. I don't understand it at all.
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Neither do I.
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Why didn't they do this on his birthday? Even Michael in the picture all "What?":
'Michael Jackson: The Live Seance' To Air Friday On British TV (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1625586/20091105/jackson_michael.jhtml)
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Jesus Crisco. This is ridonkolous.
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Too bad Megs hasn't stopped by here lately. The mighty mystical powers of Dantbert could surely bring forth Jacko's spirit before the limeys do.
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Was that English?
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It was Fieroish, the last language invented by Tolkien.
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It was probably his son, the original would never invent that hogwash.
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It still lacks the elegant grace of Ramanese.
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Which appears to be in the latter stages of Ramlish.
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Some languages deserve to die.
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Like Spanish.
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Pretty much all romantic languages do.
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I saw "This Is It". Felt it fit in better in this thread than the movie one. Anyway, it was decent even if it did drag a tad. If Orianthi (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/26/orianthi.jackson.believe/index.html) stays obscure after showing mean guitar like that, someone needs to be beaten with a shoe.
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Dude, freakish! (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Bust-Check-Out-MJs-Bust-52512812.html?yhp=1)
The Pharaoh of Pop doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as King of Pop, but visitors to Chicago’s Field Museum could swear that’s Jacko’s face on a 3,000-year-old Egyptian bust.
The spitting image limestone sculpture has been on display at the museum since 1988, but recently started drawing attention because of its likeness to Jacko --- complete with disfigured nose.
Unfortunately the bust, which was carved sometime between 1550 B.C. and 1050 B.C., is of a woman and MJ likely never had the chance to see the statuette.
“I have no idea whether Jackson ever visited the museum,” a Field spokesperson said to the Sun-Times' Michael Sneed. “But the similarity between the limestone statue of a woman – which is about 3,000 years old --- and Jackson is astounding.”
Interestingly, Jackson cast himself as an interloper in ancient Egypt in his video for “Remember the Time,” so maybe he sensed some Egyptian roots.
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Jacko didn't die. He traveled back in time. 0_0
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And got a sex change?
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This is just yet another proof that Michael Jackson is like the Dalai Lama, he just reincarnates
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This is just yet another proof that Michael Jackson is like the Dalai Lama, he just reincarnates
Great news, everybody!