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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #60 on: Jan 09, 2010, 11:40:11 AM »
Quote from: Rama on Jan 09, 2010, 12:04:10 AM
What I got is that he can fix this guys computer:

god fucking damn it I do not fix fucking computers god fucking damn it I work on network infrastructure, if a client has a pc problem, I say, "sorry fucko, go call your it department, I'm network support," and then I go masturbate to relieve my stress
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #61 on: Jan 09, 2010, 11:42:33 AM »
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Why sweaters? WHY!? It ruined the new movie for me. Oh, we're in an advanced society where Jerzee supplies the navy with duo-dry fleece uniforms in yellow.

Because in the cold of space you've got to keep warm.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #62 on: Jan 09, 2010, 11:49:48 AM »
The Empire perfected in-flight heating.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #63 on: Jan 09, 2010, 02:55:07 PM »
Don't cross the streams.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #64 on: Jan 09, 2010, 06:11:56 PM »
Says you.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #65 on: Jan 09, 2010, 11:55:51 PM »
Anybody who could fix Commander Hawk's computer is one bad mother f---

shut'cho mouf!

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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #66 on: Jan 10, 2010, 01:54:40 AM »
Quote from: Fiero on Jan 09, 2010, 11:40:11 AM
Quote from: Rama on Jan 09, 2010, 12:04:10 AM
What I got is that he can fix this guys computer:

god fucking damn it I do not fix fucking computers god fucking damn it I work on network infrastructure, if a client has a pc problem, I say, "sorry fucko, go call your it department, I'm network support," and then I go masturbate to relieve my stress

But you admit you work for Sisko.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #67 on: Jan 10, 2010, 03:00:38 AM »
I can't believe I missed the fucking boat.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #68 on: Jan 10, 2010, 01:38:43 PM »
This thead is filled with win.  I feel fuzzy.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #69 on: Jan 11, 2010, 12:44:35 PM »
Quote from: Fiero on Jan 09, 2010, 11:40:11 AM
Quote from: Rama on Jan 09, 2010, 12:04:10 AM
What I got is that he can fix this guys computer:

god fucking damn it I do not fix fucking computers god fucking damn it I work on network infrastructure, if a client has a pc problem, I say, "sorry fucko, go call your it department, I'm network support," and then I go masturbate to relieve my stress

God fucking damn it! Hey hey so you can work in Cisco and thats fine and when I say I work (ed) for IBM you are all liek for realz? why huh WHY?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #70 on: Jan 11, 2010, 01:25:02 PM »
srly?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #71 on: Jan 11, 2010, 03:59:27 PM »
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 11, 2010, 12:44:35 PM
Quote from: Fiero on Jan 09, 2010, 11:40:11 AM
Quote from: Rama on Jan 09, 2010, 12:04:10 AM
What I got is that he can fix this guys computer:

god fucking damn it I do not fix fucking computers god fucking damn it I work on network infrastructure, if a client has a pc problem, I say, "sorry fucko, go call your it department, I'm network support," and then I go masturbate to relieve my stress

God fucking damn it! Hey hey so you can work in Cisco and thats fine and when I say I work (ed) for IBM you are all liek for realz? why huh WHY?

You misunderstood me, I was genuinely surprised not because I thought IBM wasn't suitable for you, I just always assumed you would do something other than that. What that something else is, I have no fucking clue, so I shouldn't have been surprised in the first place. I think I just confused myself on top of that.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #72 on: Jan 11, 2010, 04:53:34 PM »
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #73 on: Jan 11, 2010, 07:21:26 PM »
Would it help if I said I'm sorry in a low voice to myself while I hang my head in shame?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #74 on: Jan 11, 2010, 09:08:08 PM »
Say it in a real low voice, like when Ellen-fish was talking to the whale in Finding Nemo.  "I....'m... so....r...ry... Fa....ye..."
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #75 on: Jan 11, 2010, 09:19:07 PM »
I would totally do that.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #76 on: Jan 11, 2010, 09:49:26 PM »
Dory!  That's her fucking name!  I couldn't remember it and refused to Google.
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #77 on: Jan 12, 2010, 02:20:14 AM »
So did you remember it or what?
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Re: Brittany Murphy died.
« Reply #78 on: Jan 12, 2010, 07:16:10 AM »
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