Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson! (Read 4645 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Aug 29, 2009, 05:50:57 AM »

Oh wait, you're dead.

I guess I shouldn't criticize Google for celebrating. They were celebrating Galileo's telescopes. They'll use any excuse to get drunk.

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Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 29, 2009, 05:29:16 PM »

He's feeling up little angels now.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 29, 2009, 06:50:44 PM »

Dude, I was waiting for Schmoo in the car and two cars were blasting MJ. "ABC" and "Smooth Criminal". It's okay and non-pedorific to blast MJ again.

gwynn · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 29, 2009, 07:23:27 PM »

Not pedoriffic cause that's reserved for the people who listen to the Jonas Brothers.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 29, 2009, 07:27:22 PM »

You know, I didn't know the Jonas brothers had little boys as fans, too. I just assumed their fans would be all little girls.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 29, 2009, 08:14:34 PM »

Those little boys get beat up by the hip-hop fans.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 29, 2009, 10:05:22 PM »

I'm fairly certain the ones I'm talking about ARE hiphop fans... which makes them liking the Jonaseses more the weird.

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 29, 2009, 10:08:57 PM »

I was never that annoying.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 30, 2009, 02:13:59 AM »

Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess. So I should've already expected something to be off here.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 30, 2009, 10:04:41 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 30, 2009, 02:13:59 AM

Their dad doesn't want them to watch "Harry Potter" because of, uh, occult shit, I guess. So I should've already expected something to be off here.

The Jonas Brothers or the boys who like them?

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 30, 2009, 02:11:56 PM »

I mean the boys who like them, but, hell, let's just go with both.

gwynn · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 30, 2009, 02:24:53 PM »

I always suspected the Jonas Brothers were Satan worpishers...

That's what you're saying right?

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 30, 2009, 02:25:20 PM »

Uhhhhhhh... Sure, why not. Why else do they have music careers?

gwynn · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 30, 2009, 06:01:08 PM »

The lucky ducks, I can't get my prayers answered from EITHER side.

Fiero · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 30, 2009, 08:06:51 PM »

Go for the third side, at the very least the response you'll get is to be devoured.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 31, 2009, 09:01:02 AM »

......Ahem.

Fiero · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 31, 2009, 11:06:25 AM »

I think E might be trying to give a hint. Its not a very good hint though. I don't understand it at all.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 31, 2009, 11:55:16 PM »

Neither do I.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 09:00:11 PM »

Why didn't they do this on his birthday? Even Michael in the picture all "What?":

'Michael Jackson: The Live Seance' To Air Friday On British TV

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 10:03:49 PM »

Jesus Crisco. This is ridonkolous.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 10:58:56 PM »

Too bad Megs hasn't stopped by here lately. The mighty mystical powers of Dantbert could surely bring forth Jacko's spirit before the limeys do.

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 06, 2009, 08:37:48 AM »

Was that English?

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 06:16:07 PM »

It was Fieroish, the last language invented by Tolkien.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 09:04:34 PM »

It was probably his son, the original would never invent that hogwash.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 11:59:27 PM »

It still lacks the elegant grace of Ramanese.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 08, 2009, 05:35:21 PM »

Which appears to be in the latter stages of Ramlish.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 08, 2009, 08:24:21 PM »

Some languages deserve to die.

Fiero · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 08, 2009, 09:57:58 PM »

Like Spanish.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 09, 2009, 01:25:03 AM »

Pretty much all romantic languages do.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 11, 2009, 11:58:28 PM »

I saw "This Is It". Felt it fit in better in this thread than the movie one. Anyway, it was decent even if it did drag a tad. If Orianthi stays obscure after showing mean guitar like that, someone needs to be beaten with a shoe.