Ha ha. I couldn't do that. I'd always wonder if we were related. Then again, my last name isn't the one I should have since my grandfather was taken in by another family when he was young. Then again, I think they were still relatives of his. So I actually have two paternal last names to be concerned about. I guess. Aside from my maternal family's last name. So... um, three. Then again, I think the same thing happened to my maternal grandfather. Then again again, I think those people were also his relatives. And they could've had the same last name. Or not. I'm lost.
Anyway, I finally saw Clerks II. I can see why that critic asshole reviewer walked out of it. I liked most of the characters, the basic premise, some of the jokes. Others fell flat and everything seemed lazily put together. And the donkey thing. Yech. That reeked of being put in for a dare or as director wank of some kind. Overall, the movie really needed someone to put their foot down and edit it better. And what was with Jason Lee? It was like someone sucked the life outta him or something. Shit.