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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3330 on: May 25, 2013, 12:17:05 AM »
Star Trek Into Darkness.

Star Trek 2 was a love letter to Star Trek 2.

That's all I'll say on it now. I've saving up my real review for something special.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3331 on: May 25, 2013, 03:16:18 PM »
I was forced to sit through Snowwhite and the Huntsman.
I guess it wasn't that bad of a movie, but I totally wasn't feeling it and hated every minute of it.

Also it was total BS that the huntsman never got to have wild monkeysex with Snowwhite

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3332 on: May 26, 2013, 07:54:20 AM »
http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-star-trek-into-darkness/

Haha! They aren't wrong, but I still enjoyed the movie.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3333 on: May 26, 2013, 09:23:18 PM »
Epic. Not very.

Furious 6. Still great. Can't wait for the next one.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3334 on: May 27, 2013, 11:46:26 AM »
Can you guys please tell me where the f--- is the accent of Rapunzel's mother from? My daughter loves the movie and I think its cute and funny but everytime I hear the (fake) mother's accent I want to kill myself. Sounds kind of bostonian- staten island mix. Terrible terrible
I get a New England vibe out of it but then I'm not American so I'm not too keen on all the nuances.

Star Trek was good but not really a Star Trek movie but then Trek hasn't really been Star Trekey since TNG.

Hangover 3 was pretty funny.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3335 on: May 27, 2013, 11:38:08 PM »
I went to see Star Trek into Khan today. I described it to a cousin as being "quite enjoyable but annoying". It was fun in the same vein as the previous flick but so beholden to Wrath of Khan that it became a huge distraction. I would go so far as to say it was a total remake of TWOK, but since that was a damn good movie, at least they drew from a good source.

Speaking of TWOK, I just finished rewatching it a few minutes ago. It was the better movie, in my estimation, but I still enjoyed STiD.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3336 on: May 28, 2013, 12:42:01 PM »
I went to see Star Trek into Khan today. I described it to a cousin as being "quite enjoyable but annoying". It was fun in the same vein as the previous flick but so beholden to Wrath of Khan that it became a huge distraction. I would go so far as to say it was a total remake of TWOK, but since that was a damn good movie, at least they drew from a good source.

Speaking of TWOK, I just finished rewatching it a few minutes ago. It was the better movie, in my estimation, but I still enjoyed STiD.

Agreeing with you on all points.

Who else thinks this new Superman movie might ACTUALLY be good? I have hopes.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3337 on: May 28, 2013, 06:35:35 PM »
I'm not expecting it to be good, but the trailer is so inspiring that it makes me want to believe, not that a man can fly, but that another good Superman movie has finally been made.

We'll see.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3338 on: May 28, 2013, 07:55:18 PM »
The trailer doesn't really have me all too excited.  Lois looks dull.  They should've vamped her up.  I don't care for the costume either.  And he's, like, hitchhiking.  I dunno.  I'm kinda on the line with this one.  I may very well enjoy it, but I don't know what to make of it yet.  It's gotta be better than Green Shitlern at least.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3339 on: May 28, 2013, 10:31:53 PM »
...I don't go to a Superman movie to see Lois.

One of the reasons I so fondly remember Superman 3 is because of Annette O'Toole as Lana. It made up for Richard Pryor's ass being in it.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3340 on: May 28, 2013, 11:13:25 PM »
It's a DC movie that isn't Batman. One shouldn't expect it to be good. Then you won't be disappointed when it isn't.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3341 on: May 29, 2013, 07:39:30 AM »
Man of Steel will be good. Not as good as Dark Knight, but a lot better than that Dark Knight Rises feculence.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3342 on: May 29, 2013, 08:25:48 AM »
 Lois looks dull.  They should've vamped her up.
I would love to see a Vampire Lois Lane!

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One of the reasons I so fondly remember Superman 3 is because of Annette O'Toole as Lana. It made up for Richard Pryor's ass being in it.
Wasn't that only 4, also known as the worst movie of all time?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3343 on: May 29, 2013, 06:03:11 PM »
Superman 3 was the one set mostly in Smallville and involved the money virus aped in Office Space and the evil Superman. Superman 4 was a sheer abomination.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3344 on: May 30, 2013, 12:06:26 AM »
It had Nuclear Man and Ducky!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3345 on: May 30, 2013, 01:43:26 AM »
I saw the beginning of Avengers and I thought it was boring.
Then again Im not much of a fan of superheroes

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3346 on: May 30, 2013, 08:09:42 AM »
But Lana was in 4, right?  I'm not totally confused?

I saw a Woody Allen movie yesterday called "The Purple Rose of Cairo" which was pretty fantastic.  To explain why it is fantastic might give spoilers so if you're interested don't look up anything about the movie just go watch it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3347 on: May 30, 2013, 11:17:12 AM »
Lana was in three...there was some chick named Lacey in 4 that was the daughter of the guy that bought the Daily Planet. Apparently Lois was in 4 too, but I don't seem to be able to remember her in it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3348 on: May 30, 2013, 12:31:37 PM »
No, that was Mariel Hemingway playing a totally different character.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3349 on: May 30, 2013, 07:21:30 PM »
How about Supergirl? Remember that one? Yeah, you do. Just admit it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3350 on: May 30, 2013, 09:46:09 PM »
I watched these three Masterpiece Mystery movies about two Navajo cops based on some book series.  I liked it.  Too bad they only made three.  It was nice seeing Wes Studi actually play the stern but good-hearted hero as opposed to the freakish "savage" role he's best known for.  Like evil Last of the Mohicans Indian.  Or fierce Dances With Wolves Indian.  Or fuckin' blue Space Indian from Avatar.  Or... um... fuckin' Sagat.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3351 on: May 31, 2013, 01:05:11 PM »
How about Supergirl? Remember that one? Yeah, you do. Just admit it.

Vaguely. I remember Supergirl coming up from underwater and that being trippy, but that is about the extent of my memory of Supergirl.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3352 on: May 31, 2013, 09:35:08 PM »
I loved Helen Slater in Supergirl. I thought she was perfect for the role...a female Chris Reeve. And Peter O'Toole is always fun.

But it was an absolutely horrible movie.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3353 on: May 31, 2013, 09:59:27 PM »
I always thought it was a travesty that Helen Slater and Christian Slater weren't related.  A travesty.  They should've fixed that somehow.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3354 on: May 31, 2013, 11:36:09 PM »
They could have got married...and no one would have had to buy new towels.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3355 on: Jun 01, 2013, 09:35:11 AM »
I watched these three Masterpiece Mystery movies about two Navajo cops based on some book series.  I liked it.  Too bad they only made three.  It was nice seeing Wes Studi actually play the stern but good-hearted hero as opposed to the freakish "savage" role he's best known for.  Like evil Last of the Mohicans Indian.  Or fierce Dances With Wolves Indian.  Or fuckin' blue Space Indian from Avatar.  Or... um... fuckin' Sagat.

Are they on netflix?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3356 on: Jun 01, 2013, 10:34:24 PM »
I wish!  I had to rent them old-school on these disc things.  I forget what they're called.  And Netflix sends them in a cute red envelope an' everything.

Hmm, looks like some kind soul may have put the first one on YouTube in seven parts.  If you can't find the next part in the sidebar, Skinwalkers appears to be the only upload from that particular user:

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3357 on: Jun 04, 2013, 09:42:35 AM »
A buddy of mine is marrying a girl who has the same last name as him.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3358 on: Jun 04, 2013, 12:24:02 PM »
Ha ha.  I couldn't do that.  I'd always wonder if we were related.  Then again, my last name isn't the one I should have since my grandfather was taken in by another family when he was young.  Then again, I think they were still relatives of his.  So I actually have two paternal last names to be concerned about.  I guess.  Aside from my maternal family's last name.  So... um, three.  Then again, I think the same thing happened to my maternal grandfather.  Then again again, I think those people were also his relatives.  And they could've had the same last name.  Or not.  I'm lost.


Anyway, I finally saw Clerks II.  I can see why that critic asshole reviewer walked out of it.  I liked most of the characters, the basic premise, some of the jokes.  Others fell flat and everything seemed lazily put together.  And the donkey thing.  Yech.  That reeked of being put in for a dare or as director wank of some kind.  Overall, the movie really needed someone to put their foot down and edit it better.  And what was with Jason Lee?  It was like someone sucked the life outta him or something.  Shit.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3359 on: Jun 04, 2013, 04:19:57 PM »
Well good news! Kevin Smith is writing Clerks 3 as we speak.