Merla picked up a copy on Friday so I've actually been watching the Hobbit, too, but in parts and out of order. Like a Tolkein Memento. Sometimes it felt too stretched out or contrived. Like when that whitey orc wants to finish off Thorin, but then has one of his duders do it instead. Like, I thought you wanted to kill him. And did the hobbit get taller? And dwarves get taller and some of them hotter? There's hot dwarves? Disappointed we didn't get the see the entire dragon yet. I guess they want a big reveal or whatever. I thought it was funny that all this money went into this movie and shit but a bunch of the dwarves looked like they had their makeup done discount. Like the hair and prosthetics looked really, really cheap. None of Gimli's crap looked cheap but it's like someone was all "shit, we've got thirteen of these fuckers now. time to go to Costco for the hair." And I recall the dwarves having different color hoods, caps, belt or boots and whatever. So why are they all drab-looking?