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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #600 on: Jun 17, 2011, 02:26:32 AM »
Tinychat has video.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #601 on: Jun 20, 2011, 09:31:57 AM »
Just have everyone log on to Chat Roulette and keep trying.  Sure we'll see a dozen penises before we randomly match anybody but... isn't that good?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #602 on: Jun 29, 2011, 05:40:57 AM »
You get yourself one of those pay as you go phones and fill it up with pictures of your dick.  Then you "accidentally" leave that phone in a girls care whose given you a ride somewhere.  Then you call it later from your regular phone claiming to be looking for it.  She finds it in her car and goes through the pics!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #603 on: Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM »
Just have everyone log on to Chat Roulette and keep trying.  Sure we'll see a dozen penises before we randomly match anybody but... isn't that good?
AS long as they're circumsized

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #604 on: Jul 01, 2011, 11:00:02 PM »
I don't think you get to choose.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #605 on: Jul 02, 2011, 09:59:35 AM »
Spin of the wheel.
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #606 on: Jul 03, 2011, 12:16:02 AM »
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #607 on: Jul 06, 2011, 05:51:49 PM »
The only problem with voice chat, chat roulette, skype is that I have no webcam.

In fact, I don't have a mic either. I'm such a luddite.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #608 on: Jul 06, 2011, 06:23:19 PM »
FB is getting vid chat.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #609 on: Jul 06, 2011, 09:35:44 PM »
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #610 on: Jul 06, 2011, 09:37:44 PM »
Im not activating vid chat on fb everyone will see me naked...

...

I mean I'm totally activating vid chat on fb.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #611 on: Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM »
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #612 on: Jul 13, 2011, 05:43:41 AM »
Yes, yes I do. it looks horrible

FB is getting vid chat.
Guess no more facebook-ing while naked for me.


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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #613 on: Jul 13, 2011, 12:35:36 PM »
You don't have to turn the camera on. Or you can. Its your choice.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #614 on: Jul 13, 2011, 09:26:48 PM »
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #615 on: Jul 13, 2011, 11:30:15 PM »

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #616 on: Jul 14, 2011, 12:11:28 AM »
And it is nasty...or so I've heard. I was snipped at birth...you know to make it look bigger.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #617 on: Jul 14, 2011, 01:31:26 AM »
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.

sippin on a light beer

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #618 on: Jul 14, 2011, 06:54:04 PM »
And it is nasty...or so I've heard. I was snipped at birth...you know to make it look bigger.
Good. If I have a son I'll get him circumsized too. I've heard horror stories from girls that hooked up with uncircumsized dicks and how they smell etc etc. All nasty shit

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #619 on: Jul 14, 2011, 08:41:56 PM »
I imagine if you're dealing with someone with any degree of personal hygiene that it shouldn't be a problem.

However, we are talking about men, here. Not all of us are known for our sophisticated grooming rituals.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #620 on: Jul 15, 2011, 01:33:06 AM »
Mmm, dick cheese.

I wonder if there's any pr0n out there where you can watch a chick eat dick cheese.

Of course there is.

IDE's in it.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #621 on: Jul 15, 2011, 03:17:20 AM »
Ugh no way.

I'm cut.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #622 on: Jul 15, 2011, 07:55:31 AM »
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.
8) Hm... interesting.  I've never been one for piercings or dick jewelery but I'll try anything twice.

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I imagine if you're dealing with someone with any degree of personal hygiene that it shouldn't be a problem.
True.  I clean under the collar daily.  I also give a quick once over if I expect to get my dick sucked.  I'm married so I pretty much expect that never at this point... well not from my wife at least.

Anyway google+ hangout is pretty great.  Been using it a lot.  Any of you assholes on there should add me and shit.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #623 on: Jul 15, 2011, 09:38:05 AM »
I also give a quick once over if I expect to get my dick sucked.  I'm married so I pretty much expect that never at this point... well not from my wife at least.

She doesn't do that? Time to change wives

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #624 on: Jul 15, 2011, 09:52:25 AM »
Yeah I'll just head over to GameStop and see what I can get in trade in value...

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #625 on: Jul 15, 2011, 11:43:05 AM »
I want some google plus!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #626 on: Jul 15, 2011, 12:16:50 PM »
PM me your e-mail address and I'll invite your ass.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #627 on: Jul 18, 2011, 11:42:03 PM »
donezo

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #628 on: Jul 27, 2011, 04:58:09 PM »
I like to drink 5 hour energy shots and then make half-witty comments on fb like...


Her Status: I swear, if ONE MORE guy tries to be my friend or talk to me JUST to get in my pants....i'm becoming a nun!

My comment: What if I also want you to make me a sandwhich?

Her reply: I like ham and cheese Bobby.

Me: You're just trying to get into my ham!
 (She "Likes" your comment.)



She's really cute and 5'10" so I wouldn't have to lean over to kiss her.  I'm as giddy as a school girl right now...but most of that is probably from the 5 hour.



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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #629 on: Jul 28, 2011, 10:26:38 AM »
I am surmissing from this little back and forth that she doesn't actually have a problem with guys trying to get in her pants, but was likely set off by an attempt made by one taht she wasn't in to.