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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #540 on: Jan 07, 2010, 12:47:16 AM »
And I still would fuck Belladonna. With a double bagging.

Like a Hot Dog in a hallway.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #541 on: Jan 07, 2010, 02:44:15 AM »
Ha, yeah. Maybe just a blowjob then.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #542 on: Jan 07, 2010, 08:21:52 AM »
Wait, is that two fists in one hole or just one fist per hole?  Your wording confused me so.
One fist per hole, sorry. If you google it, the clip is pretty famous.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #543 on: Jan 07, 2010, 01:18:29 PM »
I'llllllllllllll take your word for it.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #544 on: Jan 07, 2010, 02:18:26 PM »
Fair enough.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #545 on: Jan 08, 2010, 07:20:31 AM »
Wait, is that two fists in one hole or just one fist per hole?  Your wording confused me so.
One fist per hole, sorry. If you google it, the clip is pretty famous.
I actually do wanna see this. Link?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #546 on: Jan 08, 2010, 12:18:49 PM »
Google, woman.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #547 on: Jan 08, 2010, 04:01:54 PM »
I don't know how to allow google to let me search for pron

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #548 on: Jan 08, 2010, 04:41:11 PM »
It should just come out.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #549 on: Jan 08, 2010, 04:49:02 PM »
NFSW
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NFSW

Click at your own risk. Jenna is a fucking Minx
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #550 on: Jan 08, 2010, 06:01:02 PM »
More vids @ Jaseoff.com!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #551 on: Jan 08, 2010, 06:45:16 PM »
The watermark obscured the anal penetration. I hate Jaseoff.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #552 on: Jan 08, 2010, 08:51:05 PM »
The watermark shrinks to the bottom corner for paying customers.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #553 on: Jan 08, 2010, 10:26:43 PM »
Next thing you know you'll include advertisements before each video that I can't fast forward nor mute!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #554 on: Jan 11, 2010, 07:46:56 AM »
This unfunny shit is harshing this thread.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #555 on: Jan 11, 2010, 12:35:56 PM »
NFSW
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NFSW

Click at your own risk. Jenna is a fucking Minx
Damn. I bet that giving birth to that woman must be like farting

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #556 on: Jan 11, 2010, 02:20:09 PM »
This unfunny shit is harshing this thread.

Go get double-fisted and bring back the comedy.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #557 on: Jan 11, 2010, 10:23:04 PM »
Indeed. Double fistings make everything better.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #558 on: Jan 12, 2010, 02:21:55 AM »
Or at least funnier.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #559 on: Jan 12, 2010, 08:51:12 AM »
I found out 1guy1jar was real.

Ow.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #560 on: Jan 12, 2010, 11:51:11 AM »
I never doubted it. I just wonder if he did it again

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #561 on: Jan 12, 2010, 12:21:43 PM »
He did, didn't break.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #562 on: Jan 14, 2010, 05:53:18 PM »
I found out 1guy1jar was real.

Ow.

that's the shit where the guy takes a jar or shit up his ass and it shatters?
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #563 on: Jan 14, 2010, 07:10:37 PM »
Yup. Real. Ended up proving it @ Somethingawful, with pics and phrases written on the jars inserted. They didn't break. Fucking Ukranians.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #564 on: Feb 05, 2010, 01:16:05 AM »
I have 5 short interweb film ideas, and I've begun to piece together what I want to do with one of them.  This first one is basically going to be me just kicking ass because the bad guys have killed my girlfriend in my arms (who will incidentally be played by 20 yr old virgin.  She's so little and cute I won't need a recall).  I will then proceed to tear them to pieces (ears and noses will be the trophies of the day).  There won't be much of a plot but it's going to showcase Rage and Ass Kicking (2 of my stronger suits) so this should come out well.


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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #565 on: Feb 05, 2010, 03:52:02 AM »
I think you miscounted.
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #566 on: Feb 06, 2010, 06:18:58 AM »
How did he miscount?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #567 on: Jun 05, 2011, 04:39:04 AM »
Do you know how many people I've beaten the shit out of?

No.

Well neither do I!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #568 on: Jun 05, 2011, 04:37:59 PM »
No one has any idea what you just replied to, bro.  It's already June.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #569 on: Jun 05, 2011, 08:52:12 PM »
I don't remember the last time I replied to anyone in this thread.

Well NOW i do.