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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #510 on: Dec 26, 2009, 12:37:07 AM »
I thought the special in "Special Brownies" meant that they had extra sugar.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #511 on: Dec 26, 2009, 12:45:31 AM »
If by sugar you mean alot of pot, then yes. They were loaded with sugar.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #512 on: Dec 26, 2009, 12:49:35 AM »
It explains why I was laughing so hard at Golden Girls.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #513 on: Dec 26, 2009, 08:07:00 AM »
THC, what be that?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #514 on: Dec 26, 2009, 08:07:47 AM »
It explains why I was laughing so hard at Golden Girls.

Liar.  Each episode of Golden Girls was hysterical.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #515 on: Dec 26, 2009, 12:03:51 PM »
I'm going to have to sift through all this unfunny nonsense to find the semi funny nonsense in a few months or so.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #516 on: Dec 27, 2009, 01:29:08 AM »
It explains why I was laughing so hard at Golden Girls.

Liar.  Each episode of Golden Girls was hysterical.

Yes but I can't admit that...

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #517 on: Dec 27, 2009, 09:39:58 PM »
I'm going to have to sift through all this unfunny nonsense to find the semi funny nonsense in a few months or so.

Who gives a shit, Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty are still dead.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #518 on: Dec 27, 2009, 11:30:33 PM »
But Betty White endures.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #519 on: Dec 29, 2009, 03:32:19 AM »

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #520 on: Dec 30, 2009, 12:03:26 AM »

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #521 on: Jan 03, 2010, 06:05:45 AM »
Nope, but things were a little spicy the next day.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #522 on: Jan 03, 2010, 01:16:13 PM »
...coming out of your ass?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #523 on: Jan 04, 2010, 02:58:20 PM »
I thought the special in "Special Brownies" meant that they had extra sugar.
Hmm happy brownies soooo goood..... I don't smoke weed but I'd eat a brownie aaaany day

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #524 on: Jan 04, 2010, 04:09:46 PM »
I'm going to get a vaporizer for my weed. I'm getting tired of the smoke.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #525 on: Jan 04, 2010, 06:02:16 PM »
You could always have it blown up your ass like Stevie Nicks.  No, wait, that was coke.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #526 on: Jan 04, 2010, 06:06:09 PM »
Alcohol soaked tampons? Get you drunk in half the time.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #527 on: Jan 04, 2010, 06:21:21 PM »
That's gotta tingle.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #528 on: Jan 04, 2010, 06:33:08 PM »
I suppose those would be a good choice after being in an orgy

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #529 on: Jan 04, 2010, 06:35:51 PM »
Duuuuuuuuuude! 

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #530 on: Jan 04, 2010, 07:11:37 PM »
Before, after. I should package those things and sell them.

Nah, MILF workout pr0n site is still the way to go.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #531 on: Jan 04, 2010, 08:22:16 PM »
I suppose those would be a good choice after being in an orgy

What, to clean out the germs? Better be some 190 Proof in those.

Before, after. I should package those things and sell them.

Nah, MILF workout pr0n site is still the way to go.

Indeed. Can't find the fucking URL.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #532 on: Jan 04, 2010, 08:35:51 PM »
Jaseoff.com

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #533 on: Jan 05, 2010, 05:28:53 AM »
Jaseoff brand tampons, you won't even feel it when it's in!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #534 on: Jan 06, 2010, 02:46:59 PM »
You reminded me of every story I've ever heard about women losing tampons up there by cramming in another one.  Jaseoff's should have a sensor that beeps, like when toddlers run behind SUVs.

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« Reply #535 on: Jan 06, 2010, 04:13:21 PM »
i don't know how that can happen. I've heard those stories too, gross as fuck. How loose can their hoohas be? cant they feel something up there?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #536 on: Jan 06, 2010, 05:23:42 PM »
Pretty loose, based on some of the pornography I've seen.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #537 on: Jan 06, 2010, 07:15:20 PM »
Belladonna took Jenna Haze's fists in both her ass and vag.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #538 on: Jan 06, 2010, 09:20:12 PM »
And I still would fuck Belladonna. With a double bagging.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #539 on: Jan 06, 2010, 10:25:04 PM »
Wait, is that two fists in one hole or just one fist per hole?  Your wording confused me so.