Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 95347 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #450 on:** Dec 03, 2009, 12:06:43 PM »

Better rope burns than a log of soap making homebase in your pooper.

gwynn · « **Reply #451 on:** Dec 03, 2009, 03:29:58 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 02:06:12 PM

Overcompensating... Gwynn knows what that means.

What do you mean by that?

Derrick · « **Reply #452 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 04:04:53 AM »

Homosex. NO ONE GETS MY SHADED REFERENCES AND INFERENCES?!

gwynn · « **Reply #453 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 08:42:27 AM »

Apparently not. They were so shaded they got eaten by a blind albino.

Derrick · « **Reply #454 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 11:26:15 AM »

You're an albino?!

Fiero · « **Reply #455 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 11:42:11 AM »

She didn't say that.

Derrick · « **Reply #456 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 01:48:18 PM »

I was reading between the lines.

Fiero · « **Reply #457 on:** Dec 04, 2009, 03:01:59 PM »

You mean that you are making things up.

Derrick · « **Reply #458 on:** Dec 05, 2009, 08:28:44 PM »

Did I say that I was performing literary analysis?

Rama · « **Reply #459 on:** Dec 06, 2009, 01:24:07 AM »

Yes?

Derrick · « **Reply #460 on:** Dec 06, 2009, 10:41:35 AM »

No, it never came up. PAY ATTENTION!

Fiero · « **Reply #461 on:** Dec 07, 2009, 10:02:13 PM »

I don't have attention to spare.

Rama · « **Reply #462 on:** Dec 07, 2009, 11:49:07 PM »

I was too busy texting at the back of the class.

B E C K · « **Reply #463 on:** Dec 08, 2009, 11:19:46 PM »

Young man! Yes, you in the back. Pass that phone up to me. It'll be returned to you after class.

Rama · « **Reply #464 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 01:33:03 AM »

Ahhhhhhhhhhh......

*Drags feet as he slowly makes his way up the aisle.*

[under breath]bitch[/under breath]

Derrick · « **Reply #465 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:10:54 AM »

This reminded me of the Lesbian teacher thing. I'll make a new post since all I post are news articles.

Fiero · « **Reply #466 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 03:14:44 PM »

I hope she puts in her hoo hah before she gives it back.

Rama · « **Reply #467 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 03:29:10 PM »

Well I did have it set to vibrate. Hey let me borrow your phone and I'll call myself and see.

B E C K · « **Reply #468 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 05:32:18 PM »

DETENTION, both of you!

Fiero · « **Reply #469 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 08:16:17 PM »

It seems we're gonna have some more time with teacher and her pleasuring and why am I still typing this?

B E C K · « **Reply #470 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:16:13 PM »

You don't have detention with me, you have it with the gym coach. The one also teaches history and sometimes watches you dress. Do enjoy.

Fiero · « **Reply #471 on:** Dec 09, 2009, 10:36:54 PM »

It'll be like the Breakfast Club except I probably won't get to feel up Molly Ringwald.

B E C K · « **Reply #472 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 12:39:48 AM »

Did people really want to feel her up? I never found her the least bit hot. Like a goldfish in a red wig wearing a skirt.

Rama · « **Reply #473 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 01:36:07 AM »

I was always kinda hot for Ally Sheedy until Molly whored her up.

Derrick · « **Reply #474 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 05:22:39 AM »

Ally Sheedy in War Games was incredibly bangable. Now, though, she's all heroiny.

Julia Louis Dreyfuss aged nicely, though. I was rewatching some old Seinfeld and I realized I much prefer older Elaiine to 80s Elaine.

B E C K · « **Reply #475 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 04:00:54 PM »

It's funny, I do, too and I never even watched Seinfield let alone liked any of the characters. It must be that Old Adventures of New Christine, because she's kinda hot in that.

Quote from: Rama on Dec 10, 2009, 01:36:07 AM

I was always kinda hot for Ally Sheedy until Molly whored her up.

You know, I don't remember what she looked like whored up. But yeah, I always thought she was the cute one. Like in Pretty In Pink, man, I thought Andrew McCarthy was all weird or something to be jonesing for MR. Let Ducky have her, they match! And then David Spader wanted her, too? At least he had drugs as an excuse.

Rama · « **Reply #476 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 04:38:33 PM »

"Hey I like that black shit."

Merla · « **Reply #477 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 05:08:34 PM »

I found it hard to believe that both those dudes, Blane and Steff, wanted her.

I don't get the ending of that movie. Andy really needed to blow Blane off and end up with the duck man. And what is with that line at the end where Blane is all "You didn't believe in me." Believe in him? Is he freaken serious? He was the one avoiding her at school and not returning her calls. Jeez...

Fiero · « **Reply #478 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 05:50:00 PM »

I just couldn't remember the other one's name.

B E C K · « **Reply #479 on:** Dec 10, 2009, 06:52:38 PM »

Other one what?

And the dialogue's probably all fucked up because they changed the ending at the last minute. Andrew McCarthy did have a shaved head, after all.