Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 95353 times)

gwynn · « **Reply #420 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 01:56:11 PM »

IDE? You got your skin lightened, why? Black is beautiful, my brotha.

Derrick · « **Reply #421 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 03:23:02 PM »

Tears lighten shit up.

IDE · « **Reply #422 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 09:01:17 PM »

I'm sure over 3 quarters of the people here know you're an idiot. The person who made that knows it's me, and so does the girl

I can assure you I have no reason to lie to chicks that can hardly type in english and marry chinamen to avoid bastardized children.

If having sex with copious amounts of women makes me gay then yes I'm gayer than Rip Taylor's boxer shorts.

IDE · « **Reply #423 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 09:03:47 PM »

Quote from: gwynn on Nov 22, 2009, 01:56:11 PM

IDE? You got your skin lightened, why? Black is beautiful, my brotha.

You saw it huh?

Did you get moist? a little?

admit it.

Derrick · « **Reply #424 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 11:12:05 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:01:17 PM

I'm sure over 3 quarters of the people here know you're an idiot. The person who made that knows it's me, and so does the girl I can assure you I have no reason to lie to chicks that can hardly type in english and marry chinamen to avoid bastardized children.

If having sex with copious amounts of women makes me gay then yes I'm gayer than Rip Taylor's boxer shorts.

It makes you gay if you find no fufilment.

Rama · « **Reply #425 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 03:15:27 AM »

After reading this thread I think everyone in it has issues. Including myself.

B E C K · « **Reply #426 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 03:47:21 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 22, 2009, 10:12:45 AM

Don't mention NPH. My heart died when I found out he was secretly gay. I can't watch Harold and Kumar anymore, it was all a lie.

Now I didn't him pegged as all-out gay, but I don't see how anyone could've looked at NPH and thought he was exactly all-man either.

Fiero · « **Reply #427 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 05:11:56 AM »

NPH is the shit gay or straight.

Derrick · « **Reply #428 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 09:17:14 AM »

I don't like his sitcom.

Fiero · « **Reply #429 on:** Nov 23, 2009, 05:02:34 PM »

Really? I've actually found myself enjoying it. I only watched the fourth (I think) season, because I happened to have the ability to watch it while it was on that year. I thought it was good, but perhaps not incredible.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #430 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 08:22:05 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:01:17 PM

I'm sure over 3 quarters of the people here know you're an idiot. The person who made that knows it's me, and so does the girl I can assure you I have no reason to lie to chicks that can hardly type in english and marry chinamen to avoid bastardized children.

Hey fuckhead, number one he's not fucking chinese. Number two, we are not married yet, don't know when nor fucking care. Don't put me in the same level that you are in your goddamned pathetic life of a thirty-something year old waiter who doesn't do shit else but bang sluts he finds at bars and can't even get a job as an actor ok? My english might not be perfect but at least i have a job that pays great, a fucking CAREER(chell dictionary.com for a definition of that word) and a person that loves me and wants to be with me. You have nothing. So fuck off and go kill yourself now. Reply whatever the fuck you want I won't be reading your shit anymore.

Fiero · « **Reply #431 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 08:42:32 PM »

The problem is that he truly wants a man to love him, but he won't admit it. At least, that is what I have heard. From the grapevine.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #432 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 10:27:57 PM »

That NPH guy was queer when he was Doogie Hauser MD.

Fiero · « **Reply #433 on:** Nov 24, 2009, 10:29:01 PM »

Yeah.

My mom used to say I looked like him (which I don't).

I found this humorous.

Rama · « **Reply #434 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 01:26:42 AM »

I got told I looked like Billy Corgan.

B E C K · « **Reply #435 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 01:33:36 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 24, 2009, 08:42:32 PM

The problem is that he truly wants a man to love him, but he won't admit it. At least, that is what I have heard. From the grapevine.

Derrick · « **Reply #436 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 08:33:08 AM »

I've been told I look like Dean Cain.

gwynn · « **Reply #437 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 09:34:21 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 22, 2009, 09:03:47 PM

Quote from: gwynn on Nov 22, 2009, 01:56:11 PM
IDE? You got your skin lightened, why? Black is beautiful, my brotha.

You saw it huh?

Did you get moist? a little?

admit it.

Okay I will admit that I did not.

B E C K · « **Reply #438 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 25, 2009, 08:33:08 AM

I've been told I look like Dean Cain.

NoooooOOOoo Scott Peterson!!!1`rk3nl

Derrick · « **Reply #439 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:06:12 PM »

Overcompensating...

Gwynn knows what that means.

Derrick · « **Reply #440 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:06:43 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Nov 25, 2009, 02:03:43 PM

NoooooOOOoo Scott Peterson!!!1`rk3nl

I'm missing something, did Superman rape you?

B E C K · « **Reply #441 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:12:04 PM »

Quiet, baby-killer!

Derrick · « **Reply #442 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:24:47 PM »

I look like Scott Peterson? NOW YOU TELL ME THIS!? Me and Kary could have done a theme costume for Halloween.

B E C K · « **Reply #443 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:36:26 PM »

There's always next year.

Derrick · « **Reply #444 on:** Nov 25, 2009, 02:46:46 PM »

Not really, I got that jail thing now...

B E C K · « **Reply #445 on:** Nov 28, 2009, 03:04:38 PM »

You'll get out of it, you lovable scamp.

Rama · « **Reply #446 on:** Nov 28, 2009, 04:17:27 PM »

Maybe we should all pitch in and get him a 10-18 year supply of soap on a rope.

B E C K · « **Reply #447 on:** Nov 28, 2009, 06:26:29 PM »

Ooh, the rope will make things easier!

Fiero · « **Reply #448 on:** Nov 29, 2009, 12:58:28 PM »

Wouldn't that just make for painful anal beads?

Derrick · « **Reply #449 on:** Nov 29, 2009, 06:48:55 PM »

Rope burns hurt >.<