Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207194 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #600 on:** Jun 17, 2011, 02:26:32 AM »

Tinychat has video.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #601 on:** Jun 20, 2011, 09:31:57 AM »

Just have everyone log on to Chat Roulette and keep trying. Sure we'll see a dozen penises before we randomly match anybody but... isn't that good?

IDE · « **Reply #602 on:** Jun 29, 2011, 05:40:57 AM »

You get yourself one of those pay as you go phones and fill it up with pictures of your dick. Then you "accidentally" leave that phone in a girls care whose given you a ride somewhere. Then you call it later from your regular phone claiming to be looking for it. She finds it in her car and goes through the pics!

VIOLA!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #603 on:** Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM »

Quote from: aDam on Jun 20, 2011, 09:31:57 AM

Just have everyone log on to Chat Roulette and keep trying. Sure we'll see a dozen penises before we randomly match anybody but... isn't that good?

AS long as they're circumsized

B E C K · « **Reply #604 on:** Jul 01, 2011, 11:00:02 PM »

I don't think you get to choose.

Fiero · « **Reply #605 on:** Jul 02, 2011, 09:59:35 AM »

Spin of the wheel.

IDE · « **Reply #606 on:** Jul 03, 2011, 12:16:02 AM »

Drunk Angry and staring down Chollos is the only way to go to the gym

The D · « **Reply #607 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 05:51:49 PM »

The only problem with voice chat, chat roulette, skype is that I have no webcam.

In fact, I don't have a mic either. I'm such a luddite.

Fiero · « **Reply #608 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 06:23:19 PM »

FB is getting vid chat.

B E C K · « **Reply #609 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 09:35:44 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #610 on:** Jul 06, 2011, 09:37:44 PM »

Im not activating vid chat on fb everyone will see me naked...

...

I mean I'm totally activating vid chat on fb.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #611 on:** Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM

AS long as they're circumsized

You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #612 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 05:43:41 AM »

Yes, yes I do. it looks horrible

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 06, 2011, 06:23:19 PM

FB is getting vid chat.

Guess no more facebook-ing while naked for me.

Fiero · « **Reply #613 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 12:35:36 PM »

You don't have to turn the camera on. Or you can. Its your choice.

gwynn · « **Reply #614 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 09:26:48 PM »

Quote from: aDam on Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.

B E C K · « **Reply #615 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 11:30:15 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2011, 05:43:41 AM

Yes, yes I do. it looks horrible

Rama · « **Reply #616 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 12:11:28 AM »

And it is nasty...or so I've heard. I was snipped at birth...you know to make it look bigger.

IDE · « **Reply #617 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 01:31:26 AM »

Quote from: gwynn on Jul 13, 2011, 09:26:48 PM

Quote from: aDam on Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.

sippin on a light beer

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #618 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 06:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 14, 2011, 12:11:28 AM

And it is nasty...or so I've heard. I was snipped at birth...you know to make it look bigger.

Good. If I have a son I'll get him circumsized too. I've heard horror stories from girls that hooked up with uncircumsized dicks and how they smell etc etc. All nasty shit

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #619 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 08:41:56 PM »

I imagine if you're dealing with someone with any degree of personal hygiene that it shouldn't be a problem.

However, we are talking about men, here. Not all of us are known for our sophisticated grooming rituals.

joe · « **Reply #620 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 01:33:06 AM »

Mmm, dick cheese.

I wonder if there's any pr0n out there where you can watch a chick eat dick cheese.

Of course there is.

IDE's in it.

IDE · « **Reply #621 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 03:17:20 AM »

Ugh no way.

I'm cut.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #622 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 07:55:31 AM »

Quote from: gwynn on Jul 13, 2011, 09:26:48 PM

Quote from: aDam on Jul 07, 2011, 06:20:21 AM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 01, 2011, 09:31:21 AM
AS long as they're circumsized
You have a problem with my turtleneck?

Not as long as you are also sporting a chain.

Hm... interesting. I've never been one for piercings or dick jewelery but I'll try anything twice.

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I imagine if you're dealing with someone with any degree of personal hygiene that it shouldn't be a problem.

True. I clean under the collar daily. I also give a quick once over if I expect to get my dick sucked. I'm married so I pretty much expect that never at this point... well not from my wife at least.

Anyway google+ hangout is pretty great. Been using it a lot. Any of you assholes on there should add me and shit.

http://gplus.to/adamrulz

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #623 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 09:38:05 AM »

Quote from: aDam on Jul 15, 2011, 07:55:31 AM

I also give a quick once over if I expect to get my dick sucked. I'm married so I pretty much expect that never at this point... well not from my wife at least.

She doesn't do that? Time to change wives

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #624 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 09:52:25 AM »

Yeah I'll just head over to GameStop and see what I can get in trade in value...

IDE · « **Reply #625 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 11:43:05 AM »

I want some google plus!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #626 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 12:16:50 PM »

PM me your e-mail address and I'll invite your ass.

IDE · « **Reply #627 on:** Jul 18, 2011, 11:42:03 PM »

donezo

IDE · « **Reply #628 on:** Jul 27, 2011, 04:58:09 PM »

I like to drink 5 hour energy shots and then make half-witty comments on fb like...

Her Status: I swear, if ONE MORE guy tries to be my friend or talk to me JUST to get in my pants....i'm becoming a nun!

My comment: What if I also want you to make me a sandwhich?

Her reply: I like ham and cheese Bobby.

Me: You're just trying to get into my ham!
(She "Likes" your comment.)

She's really cute and 5'10" so I wouldn't have to lean over to kiss her. I'm as giddy as a school girl right now...but most of that is probably from the 5 hour.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #629 on:** Jul 28, 2011, 10:26:38 AM »

I am surmissing from this little back and forth that she doesn't actually have a problem with guys trying to get in her pants, but was likely set off by an attempt made by one taht she wasn't in to.