Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207151 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #390 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 07:44:08 PM »

So why are you the only one in the picture who looks like they're at a disco funk party?

And that poster is not on-theme. I think you need a new party planning committee.

Derrick · « **Reply #391 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 07:51:30 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 17, 2009, 07:44:08 PM

So why are you the only one in the picture who looks like they're at a disco funk party?

And that poster is not on-theme. I think you need a new party planning committee.

Well I have my theories.

Fiero · « **Reply #392 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 08:30:17 PM »

Please share them.

Fiero · « **Reply #393 on:** Nov 17, 2009, 08:30:37 PM »

Oh, right.

Derrick · « **Reply #394 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 10:26:22 AM »

Yup.

Homosexuality. It's coming, out of the closet. I should know, my Gaydar is never wrong. I spent years training it in truck stop bathrooms.

IDE · « **Reply #395 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 05:15:48 PM »

That was the pre party before the disco party actually.

Shaving your chest doesn't make you gay, by that logic hulk hogan is gay.

And why are you staring at my chest anyway?

You've grown bored with your girlfriend and secretly want to smoke some man ham.

Fiero · « **Reply #396 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 05:45:53 PM »

See, look at that. He propositioned you for sex, totally gay.

B E C K · « **Reply #397 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 07:19:21 PM »

Oooh, I'm gonna have to agree. Circle gets the square?

IDE · « **Reply #398 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 07:50:53 PM »

If I was gay I'd be fucking guys. This is me were talking about. It would be like a homo version of kamina. And I'd probably have an agent by now too.

Derrick · « **Reply #399 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 08:05:31 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 18, 2009, 05:15:48 PM

That was the pre party before the disco party actually.

Shaving your chest doesn't make you gay, by that logic hulk hogan is gay.

And why are you staring at my chest anyway?

You've grown bored with your girlfriend and secretly want to smoke some man ham.

Hulk's wife did leave him. Seriously, though, I go for twinks. When I push in, I want to hear a light twitter, not a testosterone-induced grunt.

Fiero · « **Reply #400 on:** Nov 18, 2009, 09:41:38 PM »

HA!

B E C K · « **Reply #401 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 02:58:37 AM »

Was I supposed to picture some delicate femmy guy twittering on a Blackberry while getting anal? ...because I did.

Derrick · « **Reply #402 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 05:34:58 AM »

Well twittering is a gay action.

Fiero · « **Reply #403 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 01:15:33 PM »

I started using Twitter for a legitimate purpose: to get SDCC passes. Now I follow several pr0n stars and film and tv actors. What happened.

Derrick · « **Reply #404 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 03:22:49 PM »

There is no legit reason to ever use Twitter. Congratulations, you're a 44-yearold woman.

No offense, Bernie.

IDE · « **Reply #405 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 04:15:57 PM »

Twitter is just status updates right?

I don't even like facebook that much it's just become a necessity. I fucking missed out on a role that would've made me SAG already because of not checking my facebook mail. So I guess I have no choice but to use it but you won't catch me on my phone letting people know I'm taking a shit in the mall.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #406 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 07:03:39 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 17, 2009, 04:46:15 AM

I read for a cop drama starring nick hogan a couple days ago and they said they really liked me. So I might get a future role.

Tomorrow I'm going to see some modeling and commercial company.

This is a picture of me from a disco funk theme party.

You look like you're 40.

LOL @ a cop drama starring Nick Hogan., Are you serious? I give it one week

Fiero · « **Reply #407 on:** Nov 19, 2009, 09:48:51 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 19, 2009, 03:22:49 PM

There is no legit reason to ever use Twitter. Congratulations, you're a 44-yearold woman.

No offense, Bernie.

I'm 25. Who were you talking about?

Derrick · « **Reply #408 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 02:20:26 AM »

Maybe you, it depends on who's using the handle.

Speaking of handles, Evan Williams is not Jack Daniels. Saving the 10 dollars was not worth it.

Fiero · « **Reply #409 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 02:46:50 AM »

You should have gone for Mr Royal.

Derrick · « **Reply #410 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 04:34:03 AM »

Admiral Nelson?!

IDE · « **Reply #411 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 04:53:41 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 19, 2009, 07:03:39 PM

You look like you're 40

Well it's a 70s party. I'm supposed to look 40.

But I usually look 26.

Rama · « **Reply #412 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 12:53:39 PM »

*Starts to hum "I'm too sexy"*

Derrick · « **Reply #413 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 09:16:56 PM »

Wasn't Right Said Fred gay, also?

Rama · « **Reply #414 on:** Nov 20, 2009, 11:30:48 PM »

At least one of them was I think.

B E C K · « **Reply #415 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 05:26:25 PM »

Main singer is bi.

Derrick · « **Reply #416 on:** Nov 21, 2009, 06:50:35 PM »

Well there we go.

IDE · « **Reply #417 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 04:51:25 AM »

Fail troll is fail.

My heterosexuality is beyond question. If there was a god of womanzing I would be his avatar. I mean even as I type this there is an animated .gif on squirrels board endlessly looping me plowing a 19 yr old.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #418 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 08:23:38 AM »

He's not a complete fail. I'm sure that at least half of the people here doubt your sexuality now. That you say you "plow" all these women doesn't mean that you do. I'm pretty sure Neil Patrick Harris was saying the same thing when he was younger, just to safe face (and so did all the old gays you see out there nowadays). Also that .gif you keep talking about? Unless you can see your whole face it must just be a gif you got from the pr0n section in 4chan.

Derrick · « **Reply #419 on:** Nov 22, 2009, 10:12:45 AM »

Don't mention NPH. My heart died when I found out he was secretly gay. I can't watch Harold and Kumar anymore, it was all a lie.