Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207242 times)

The D · « **Reply #150 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 12:07:04 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jan 09, 2008, 10:13:45 PM

My first copy pasta! I wrote this a few days ago on 4chan and found it today on 420chan: http://img.420chan.org/b/res/138545.html

around 12 or 13 years old I would always change into shorts with no underpants on when my sister's friends came over. I would get a boner then lay on the couch, on my side, with one leg up so they could see my erect tween dong!

I would watch them to see if they were looking but not directly. I used my peripheral vision to keep tabs on their gazes. This one girl tiffany would look at it like like every 10 seconds. Whenever she looked at it I got even harder.

She would spend the night all the time and we'd stay up late. One time we were watching a movie and we were all under the blankets together (it was winter). Naturally I was free balling in shorts again. I positioned myself so that if I got hard it would touch her thigh.

Then I started thinking the sexiest thoughts that a kid that age could think of. I could feel my bone growing and reaching out towards her leg. Finally the tip made contact with her thigh and she moved it away. I moved ever so slightly. I mean you could hardly tell I had moved at all and it was touching her again. She moved again. I was devastated and had pretty much given up.

I went back to watching the movie. About 15 minutes later she rolled over so that her body was facing mine. She moved her hands forward underneath the blankets and accidentally touched my cock. Then something amazing happened! And now i can talk to animals! It's really cool!! but a complete secret... and you know what? Life's never been the same!

The 420chan thread doesn't exist anymore. Why would you expect it to stay there for more than 10 minutes anyway.

There's an archive of 4chan threads... I wonder if there's one for 420 chan as well?

IDE · « **Reply #151 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 12:51:47 AM »

things stay on 420chan for awhile it doesn't move as fast, seeing their reactions was only if you clicked in the first 8 hours or so.

B E C K · « **Reply #152 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 04:37:09 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jan 14, 2008, 03:33:33 PM

Poor old sad old Cowboobs.

Ha ha! I don't follow football a stitch, it's just the sooner I don't have to hear local news cum over the 'boys, the better. They made the cover of the paper the other day with the words "heartbreak" somewhere in there. Boo hoo hoo.

Derrick · « **Reply #153 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 07:10:54 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jan 15, 2008, 04:37:09 PM

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jan 14, 2008, 03:33:33 PM
Poor old sad old Cowboobs.

Ha ha! I don't follow football a stitch, it's just the sooner I don't have to hear local news cum over the 'boys, the better. They made the cover of the paper the other day with the words "heartbreak" somewhere in there. Boo hoo hoo.

Fergie told us Big Girls don't cry. No one told Terrel Owens that WRs shouldn't either.

The D · « **Reply #154 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM »

4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /u/... THE OUTRAGE!

Derrick · « **Reply #155 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 10:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM

4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /y/... THE OUTRAGE!

Um... isn't /y/ yaoi?

The D · « **Reply #156 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 10:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 15, 2008, 10:12:19 PM

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /y/... THE OUTRAGE!

Um... isn't /y/ yaoi?

I was thinking yuri. Forgot what letter that board is.

Derrick · « **Reply #157 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 10:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 10:17:27 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Jan 15, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
Quote from: Dangerous D on Jan 15, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
4chan's archive has 120 pages of /b/ but only 2 of /h/ and 1 of /y/... THE OUTRAGE!

Um... isn't /y/ yaoi?

I was thinking yuri. Forgot what letter that board is.

It's called a Freudian slip for a reason.

IDE · « **Reply #158 on:** Jan 15, 2008, 10:35:32 PM »

Craigslist.com is full of chicks who want to get plowed but they have to be full of diseases right? It wouldn't make any sense otherwise right? I mean I press the refresh button and like 3 more pop up every few minutes...

One pic...I send them one pic of this body and I'm as good as laid.

*inner struggle*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

No, I will not submit to this. Miami is too dirty of a city. D you should look into this though.

B E C K · « **Reply #159 on:** Jan 16, 2008, 05:35:10 PM »

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #160 on:** Jan 16, 2008, 07:58:31 PM »

....Man. Just when you think IDE pulls everything you thought possible...

Derrick · « **Reply #161 on:** Jan 16, 2008, 08:23:24 PM »

You think he'd be able to get women without resulting to a situation that would result in infested whore and/or tranny.

IDE · « **Reply #162 on:** Jan 16, 2008, 09:15:01 PM »

Resorting to you mean, and I didn't, I passed the trial. I will remain IDE and fade into the West.

Derrick · « **Reply #163 on:** Jan 16, 2008, 09:41:10 PM »

Naples?

There are some bangin hotties over on the west coast, too. Plus the beaches are better.

IDE · « **Reply #164 on:** Jan 17, 2008, 12:22:32 AM »

haha not naples...unless I was gilf hunting.

LA

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #165 on:** Jan 19, 2008, 01:05:51 PM »

everybody in cali is fake

Derrick · « **Reply #166 on:** Jan 19, 2008, 07:09:04 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jan 17, 2008, 12:22:32 AM

haha not naples...unless I was gilf hunting.

LA

Have you been to the beaches at Naples?

IDE · « **Reply #167 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 07:47:04 PM »

No, the smell of bengay sizzling in the hot sun is not my cup of tea.

Derrick · « **Reply #168 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 08:43:24 PM »

lol

Europeans and Latinas by the planeload come to the West-Coast beaches, which are highly superior to Miami Beaches.

You're missing out.

IDE · « **Reply #169 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 09:31:11 PM »

What makes them superior? There are plenty of euros and latinas here already.

What we don't have are cute crying american chicks. I was in tallahassee this weekend doing a student film. We finished shooting and were gonna go out but the weather was complete shit last night so instead we went to see clover field. My 2 friends, their freshmen and sophmore girl friends...and me. Both girls cried during the movie. I can hardly remember the last time I had a girlfriend that cried during movies. I think maybe it was either 2 years ago or 6 years ago for sure. One of the girls actually called herself a "noob" and that was really cute too...the point is that its been so long since I've been with a girl that I found myself identifying with the monster in cloverfield rather than the guy looking for the woman he loved.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #170 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 10:17:17 PM »

Damnit I can't find a cheap ticket to get back to philly after the ultra festival..... american airlines have open seats but they are like 400 bucks each, YES SURE, MY ASS. fuuuuuck! i want to go to the beach damnittt

Derrick · « **Reply #171 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 10:30:51 PM »

Try Fort Lauderdale, they usually have cheaper flights.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #172 on:** Jan 22, 2008, 09:17:24 PM »

O i was trying that!
Anyways, because I'm impatient I just bought a one way ticket, Philly --> Ft Lauderdale, for march 27th! now i have to search for one back :-/ (it would be funny if i never get to find one, cause then i would be screeeeewed)

B E C K · « **Reply #173 on:** Jan 24, 2008, 11:10:28 PM »

How could you never find one back? You would just buy one from Ft. Lauderdale to anywhere else and then buy a ticket from there to Philly, right?

Rama · « **Reply #174 on:** Jan 25, 2008, 12:31:47 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 22, 2008, 09:17:24 PM

O i was trying that!
Anyways, because I'm impatient I just bought a one way ticket, Philly --> Ft Lauderdale, for march 27th! now i have to search for one back :-/ (it would be funny if i never get to find one, cause then i would be screeeeewed)

You could just rent a car and drive back. But be warned, when looking at a map things are bigger then they appear.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #175 on:** Jan 25, 2008, 06:26:44 PM »

I don't drive.

Nuri, that would be even moooore expensive!

Rama · « **Reply #176 on:** Jan 26, 2008, 12:12:44 AM »

NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!

Yeah I got nothing.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #177 on:** Jan 26, 2008, 10:47:36 AM »

Fuck NY, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like NY, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the UN

Derrick · « **Reply #178 on:** Jan 26, 2008, 11:24:05 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2008, 10:47:36 AM

Fuck NY, that place is 2 hours away from here, it gets boring after a while. And I don't really like NY, which is the main reason of why I didn't accept the job offer from the UN

Boston is where it's at.

IDE · « **Reply #179 on:** Jan 26, 2008, 04:57:35 PM »

I am fucking awesome!

The writer director said "That's exactly how I wrote it! I can't even read it that good!"

So it appears that on top of my other 2 awesome powers (splendid unarmed combat and sexual prowess) I also have a 3rd mutant ability! To bring the written word to life!

edit: Also! This is RAW TALENT! I've hardly been taught formally! Do you dare imagine the powet levels I'll achieve after I've studied under some master teacher? I dare you to dare to imagine it.