Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 57071 times)

Extra Zero · « **Reply #90 on:** May 03, 2006, 12:27:29 AM »

FTW!~

IDE · « **Reply #91 on:** May 03, 2006, 12:45:23 AM »

I recall a time when I would've thought it was over the top...what a monster I've become...but it is your fiance and not some random girlfriend.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #92 on:** May 03, 2006, 06:18:55 AM »

Well that's not the kind of thing I'd do to a random girlfriend and I respect her more thanthat so... yeah that pretty much seals it. You're not gonna see her in a sex tape. Sorry.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #93 on:** May 03, 2006, 08:38:27 AM »

You bastards have hijacked my thread all to hell.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #94 on:** May 03, 2006, 12:18:07 PM »

Well you went all emo... didja dye your hair black and start kissing dudes?

IDE · « **Reply #95 on:** May 03, 2006, 03:16:47 PM »

Well you wouldn't post your random girlfriend popcorn trick tape while you were in the relationship...but in my experience they all come to an end eventually...and then all respect is lost...and then you lose respect before the relationship even begins...so you do away with them all together and here I am....

~~HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?~~

*makes out with tom*

Guest · « **Reply #96 on:** May 03, 2006, 03:56:59 PM »

With Tom?!? Dude outta all the guys here you pick him?

I'd go with Sam but then again I'm not a guy.

IDE · « **Reply #97 on:** May 03, 2006, 05:08:39 PM »

Then you should be picking me damn it!

Dagurasu · « **Reply #98 on:** May 03, 2006, 05:47:11 PM »

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You bastards have hijacked my thread all to hell.

*masturbates all over the thread*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #99 on:** May 03, 2006, 06:37:37 PM »

I want a sex video!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #100 on:** May 03, 2006, 06:41:35 PM »

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Well you wouldn't post your random girlfriend popcorn trick tape while you were in the relationship...but in my experience they all come to an end eventually...and then all respect is lost...and then you lose respect before the relationship even begins...so you do away with them all together and here I am....

~~HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?~~

*makes out with tom*

ACK!

*burns his tongue* IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

B E C K · « **Reply #101 on:** May 03, 2006, 09:01:17 PM »

Hawt. I guess. Or something. Whatever.

Rama · « **Reply #102 on:** May 03, 2006, 11:07:19 PM »

Alright......well forget the movies then.

B E C K · « **Reply #103 on:** May 03, 2006, 11:15:43 PM »

I read this thread and started craving fish.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #104 on:** May 03, 2006, 11:50:40 PM »

I'm in this one for the long haul. 'till death and all that stuff.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #105 on:** May 04, 2006, 07:19:24 AM »

I'm losing my faith in marriages, since almost EVERYONE I know who was married is now divorced.

Merla · « **Reply #106 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:46:22 AM »

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Then you should be picking me damn it!

That guest was me. And no because god knows where your mouth has been.

IDE · « **Reply #107 on:** May 04, 2006, 12:51:24 PM »

I have a mild case of ocd that I try to keep a secret from the public at large desu~. I only kiss those chosen few that I've selected desu~. If some chick some even sneaks a kiss on my cheek and her histroy is unknown or suspect I immediately detox with antibactieral soap. I've never had a cold sore in my life and I CAN"T ever have one desu~....lest I be rendered imperfect and made into junku...incapable of fufilling father's wish...incapable of becoming Alice desu~.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #108 on:** May 04, 2006, 02:07:16 PM »

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I'm losing my faith in marriages, since almost EVERYONE I know who was married is now divorced.

Faith is not placed in some thing, but some body. In this case, hate the player, not the game. Whose fault is it that a marriage fails? When you get down to it, it's church and state sanctioned shacking up. Have you lost faith in people just shacking up ("living together" being the more pleasant term)? Has anybody.

Not jumping on you or anything...I hear this from a lot of people, and I don't get the point of saying it.

As Chris Rock says (for men, at least), it comes down to two things: "'committment' or 'new pussy'." Which is more important?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #109 on:** May 04, 2006, 03:31:52 PM »

I'm not getting married for religous reasons. I'm getting married because I've met the one person I know I want to spend the rest of my life with. That being said let the divorcers get divorced. That's just not for me.

And you can't have mild OCD. OCD is OCD. You can be compulsive about things, mildly or not. Almost everyone on Internet claims to have mild OCD and none of them are right.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #110 on:** May 04, 2006, 04:06:07 PM »

Im just lazy, I don't dress it up with fancy names.

The D · « **Reply #111 on:** May 04, 2006, 04:40:11 PM »

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Well you wouldn't post your random girlfriend popcorn trick tape while you were in the relationship...but in my experience they all come to an end eventually...and then all respect is lost...and then you lose respect before the relationship even begins...so you do away with them all together and here I am....

~~HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?~~

*makes out with tom*
ACK!

*burns his tongue* IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

Those wounds, they will not heal?

Also, back and no longer l33t

IDE · « **Reply #112 on:** May 04, 2006, 05:38:44 PM »

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And you can't have mild OCD. OCD is OCD. You can be compulsive about things, mildly or not. Almost everyone on Internet claims to have mild OCD and none of them are right.

People exhibit different symptoms (one person might have to wash their hands all the time, another might have to take 8 showers a day), I suppose what is mild and what isn't is subjective. I consider whatever it is i have to be mild, but I'm not sure if I have it because I refuse to let my doctor address the issue (he suspects I have it).

I consider my fear/hatred of germs to be completely rational.

Max Con · « **Reply #113 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:39:36 PM »

I will kill anybody who touches or moves my stuff.

God help them if they take something.

B E C K · « **Reply #114 on:** May 05, 2006, 05:09:06 AM »

A lot of marriages I've seen have come off as jokes. Not that I think they're all that way, but I truly think most people who get married don't know what they're getting into. Like from the religious aspect alone, how can one have such a strong beliefs, make a promise under God, and then be all "takebacks!" I remember my mom telling me my dad had said, long after their divorce, they would always be married by teh church. Yech, I nearly vomitted.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #115 on:** May 05, 2006, 09:26:33 AM »

LMAO I always told my dad that aobut him and my mom! But I only do it to piss him off.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #116 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:13:42 AM »

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A lot of marriages I've seen have come off as jokes. Not that I think they're all that way, but I truly think most people who get married don't know what they're getting into. Like from the religious aspect alone, how can one have such a strong beliefs, make a promise under God, and then be all "takebacks!" I remember my mom telling me my dad had said, long after their divorce, they would always be married by teh church. Yech, I nearly vomitted.

I am all for long periods of relationship before getting married. People who get married in two weeks have no idea how the other's farts smell.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #117 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:24:04 AM »

And, you know, that's a deal breaker right there.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #118 on:** May 05, 2006, 01:06:42 PM »

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I will kill anybody who touches or moves my stuff.

God help them if they take something.

--But you move your stuff...

Max Con · « **Reply #119 on:** May 05, 2006, 02:40:28 PM »

No I don't.

Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 57071 times)

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