Hanging out and Date are symantics here. No one actually says the word date but I've been considering bringing it back.
Step 1: Call a girl you've met and ask her what she's doing at around 10pm, Tell her where you're going. If you're feeling uppity make some small talk "what did you do today" something ghey like that etc.
Step 2: Then if you actually end up meeting her out where she is you hang out with her and drink and if you're so inclined you ask her to chill at your place cause you have a bunch beer and liquor over there (the after party angle), you can go with "watch a movie", you can tell them straight out you want them (this doesn't always work and if it does...what does that say about her? I've walked away from this situation when I've got no intel about where she's been...I just wish it was like poker on tv where you get to see if you got away from a bad hand...sadly I'll never know).
Step 3 (optional): Or you if you really like them you can tell them you want to do something tommorow (or in a day or so) like go to dinner and a movie or lunch or something like that. They love this (because they usually only get the former treatment).
This is all pretty specific for my environment though. I don't know how women are treated elsewhere. I hear rumors that just south of here in Orlando things are alot tougher.
In retorspect I remember what it was like to be a human being and "like" a girl and be all nervous and what not, trying to figure out how to make it work out...now it's a numbers game and I trade them like stocks, gathering information about potential companies via my extensive information networks, trying to juggle their affections all the while having zany comedic misadventures. Will I ever see them like human beings ever again? Will I ever reclaim my humanity and fall in love? Will it be at the hands of my female counterpart?
You'll have to pay 8$ to find out in theatres during the Summer of 2012.
