Oh, the Shat will be getting Voldemorted, don't you worry.
That reminds me, when I got my Kindle however many fucking years ago it was now, I fell down a Bizarro fiction hole. Don't know if you're familiar. If I had to describe it, I'd say it's just absolute trash literature. It would be like... reading a Big Mac... or something.
Anyway, there was this one story called Shatnerquake. Basically it was about every character he's ever played coming to life, and the protag has to protect the real Shatner, because they're all trying to kill him. I think? That might be totally wrong. Maybe Shat was the protag? Whatever.
Seriously, don't go looking for it. It's pretty much just fanfic that got published. Dissolves grey matter on contact.