Author Topic: George Lucas ruined my life! (Read 4039 times)

The D · « **on:** Jul 28, 2004, 06:57:39 PM »

You see the picture below?

No, from what I've heard it's not a photoshop.

The DVD version of the original St*r WarzzZZ, which is coming out soon, is being edited by Lucas so it fits in better with the first series.

Including editing this shot so that Anakin looks more like an older version of Hayden.

I mean, this is the obvious choice of fitting the two trilogies together, since making the prequels fit the sequels is way too hard. :rolleyes:

Joy. <_<

I wonder if they'll edit Anakin's face when Luke takes his mask off.

Edut:
dang, I see I can't upload photos.

Of course, this might be just a internet rumor and that IS a photoshop, in which case I feel stupid.

poppy G · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 28, 2004, 07:09:21 PM »

Works for me, I had always wondered who the ghost on the left was anyway, he looked nothing like Darth Crater-Head.

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 28, 2004, 07:25:11 PM »

Quote

You see the picture below?

No, from what I've heard it's not a photoshop.

The DVD version of the original St*r WarzzZZ, which is coming out soon, is being edited by Lucas so it fits in better with the first series.

Including editing this shot so that Anakin looks more like an older version of Hayden.

I mean, this is the obvious choice of fitting the two trilogies together, since making the prequels fit the sequels is way too hard. :rolleyes:

Joy. <_<

I wonder if they'll edit Anakin's face when Luke takes his mask off.

Edut:
dang, I see I can't upload photos.

Of course, this might be just a internet rumor and that IS a photoshop, in which case I feel stupid.

Gay.

blanktoe · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 29, 2004, 02:05:10 AM »

I gots more pics.

http://ubb.empireonline.co.uk/showflat.php...150&Main=718124

LISTEN to Boba Fett's NEW voice
http://s90708385.onlinehome.us/ millenniumfalcon_esbdvd_fettvoice1.mp3
copy and paste

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 29, 2004, 09:26:47 PM »

I'm not touching St*r WarzzZZ ever again. Not even if she really puts out. This is FUBAR. Even before I saw that image, I said I'd never touch it again. Fuck a Lucas.

tomduo · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 29, 2004, 10:20:31 PM »

FUCK GEORGE LUCAS WITH A LIGHTSABER!

Making the sabers more colorful is fine, re recording all the stormtroopers is fuckin gay.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 30, 2004, 01:27:52 AM »

I'm only left to cringe in fear at the possibility of Willow 2. After a geriatric Indiana Jones 4, every scenario I can fathom involves the defiled corpse of Warrick Davis with a CGI face.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 30, 2004, 12:19:41 PM »

This is real - I saw it a while back. So why does Anakin get all Queer-Eyed and Obi-Wan Yoda have to stay their ancient un-Botoxed selves? Evil pays? Think of the message that sends to THE CHILDREN!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 30, 2004, 01:39:20 PM »

Anakin came into my life
And my world never looked so bright
New Vader brings out the best in me
When you are around
When you are around
The force just keeps getting better!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 30, 2004, 01:44:42 PM »

!!

Poor Kyan would keel over if he saw Yoda's ear hair. I'll have to chell the FF.net Queer Eye section & see if anyone's done it.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 30, 2004, 02:54:50 PM »

Plus brown robes are so last season. We need some decorative belt buckles and some colorful pocket squares.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 30, 2004, 05:57:20 PM »

werd

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 30, 2004, 07:42:14 PM »

I'm so happy I don't like St*r WarzzZZ anymore. I'll watch Ep. 3, and then I'm done.

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 01, 2004, 10:00:01 PM »

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I gots more pics.

http://ubb.empireonline.co.uk/showflat.php...150&Main=718124

That link takes way too fucking long to load on my computer.

What doesn't make sense is the fact that they're making Anakin look so young in the end of RotJ. Obviously the original trilogy happens around 20 years after Episode 3, since in Episode 3 is when Luke and Leia are born. And unless they both have unusual Jedi growth acceleration, they're in their 20s or so during in episode 4.

Thus, Anakin/Vader would be in his mid 40s. Who says he wouldn't look like the old man he is in the orignal unedited Trilogy. The edit makes him look like he's in his late 20s.

Lucas has no concept of reality.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 01, 2004, 11:06:23 PM »

I just need to say this again, FUCK A LUCAS! I really leaning towards a name change. It was more awesome being a Darth when the movies were a cool childhood memory, remaining untouched by the perverse, money-grubbing, computer generated fingers of their twisted, senile creator. Of course I do already have the domain.... decisions, decisions.

tomduo · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 01, 2004, 11:10:45 PM »

Next thing he will edit in is Darth acting horribly to match how much Hayden Christenson sucks.