tfw you have just enough urine

[B E C K]

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[jonhammstein]

...drug test?

[B E C K]

Close. Lab work. And they took so much blood I needed a cookie. Well, five cookies. One for each vial of blood. Look, I'm not just a pig that wanted five cookies, okay? They were damn good cookies. Because I baked them. What were we talking about again? Piss, right?

[jonhammstein]

...you know cloning is strictly illegal, right?

[B E C K]

I haven't heard one way or another. I therefore choose to believe that the fact it's legal hasn't been disclosed to me yet. The news is being saved as a pleasant surprise.

[Fiero]

...you know cloning is strictly illegal, right?

It's not, though, depending on where you are. In US, there's some federal laws mostly about funding, and on how material used in research can be acquired. Some of the states have bans, some have "clone-and-kill" laws where you can make an embryo but it can't go in utero, some have state funding for research purposes. It's all over the place. Texas has no laws on cloning.

[jonhammstein]

Damn. I just assumed it would naturally be illegal to clone human beings pretty much everywhere.

What a world.