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« Reply #30 on: Apr 18, 2005, 08:27:27 PM »
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Thats awful steep for a hand job.
Id do it for $100, as long as its not misshapen or uncircumsized.




Ive eaten too much cake... :blink:
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« Reply #31 on: Apr 18, 2005, 09:59:39 PM »
Damn right. Chicks dig the snipped wang. Im glad my mom had it done to me.

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« Reply #32 on: Apr 18, 2005, 10:06:47 PM »
But circumsized penises are usually less sensitive than uncircumsized.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #33 on: Apr 18, 2005, 10:28:25 PM »
And also easier to disease.
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« Reply #34 on: Apr 18, 2005, 10:31:22 PM »
not if you keep them well cleaned.

The benefits outweigh the costs.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #35 on: Apr 19, 2005, 12:30:02 AM »
I'm reminded of this episode of "Talk Sex" where Sue took a call from a guy who had apparently never cleaned his.

"It smells!  Why!  I'm embarassed"
"Well Duder, just pretend my arm is your penis..."  *rolls up sleeve*  "Pull back the skin and--"
"Wait, what?"
"Pull back the skin--"
"WHAT?  I don't understaaaaaand..."
" --and clean--"
"Clean?  I'm suppose to clean?"
 

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« Reply #36 on: Apr 19, 2005, 12:56:00 AM »
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


thanks GOD Ive never seen an uncircumsized one...ive heard they look like worms

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« Reply #37 on: Apr 19, 2005, 12:57:41 AM »
As opposed to a worm without a hat?
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« Reply #38 on: Apr 19, 2005, 01:03:21 AM »
they call it mushroom lol nasty ew

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« Reply #39 on: Apr 19, 2005, 02:08:02 AM »
Hrum, I've seen some in anatomy books that look freakishly like worms.

Mine doesn't, though. When pulled back or erect, it looks just a circumcized one.

Do circumcized penises have scars or something? Or does the skin not look... uniform/neat/smooth around the head?

... Man, I just talked about my peen.

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« Reply #40 on: Apr 19, 2005, 08:12:44 AM »
I wanna know what a misshappen one looks like.  

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« Reply #41 on: Apr 19, 2005, 10:24:45 AM »
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Hrum, I've seen some in anatomy books that look freakishly like worms.

Mine doesn't, though. When pulled back or erect, it looks just a circumcized one.

Do circumcized penises have scars or something? Or does the skin not look... uniform/neat/smooth around the head?

... Man, I just talked about my peen.
they have like this little scar (a line around it)at the end of the head

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« Reply #42 on: Apr 19, 2005, 04:33:13 PM »
Ah-hah.

I also wonder if that little raised fold/strip of skin is still there. That little bit on the underside that runs kinda lengthwise from the head to the shaft.



... lol weewees lol
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« Reply #43 on: Apr 19, 2005, 07:34:25 PM »
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But circumsized penises are usually less sensitive than uncircumsized.
Urban Legend.

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they have like this little scar (a line around it)at the end of the head


Wha? Mine doesn't o.O But then mine was done as I was a day old or so.
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« Reply #44 on: Apr 20, 2005, 10:40:03 PM »
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I wanna know what a misshappen one looks like.
Then post yours.  AHAHAHAHAHA.  No, I kid.

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« Reply #45 on: Apr 21, 2005, 12:33:02 AM »
Want me to post mine?

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« Reply #46 on: Apr 21, 2005, 12:35:18 AM »
If only the Great Fire of '98 could be as easily forgotten for all of us.

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« Reply #47 on: Apr 21, 2005, 01:17:57 AM »
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Want me to post mine?
She said she was kidding.  No.
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« Reply #48 on: Apr 22, 2005, 12:06:54 AM »
Then it's agreed.  You shall post yours.

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« Reply #49 on: Apr 22, 2005, 12:58:49 AM »
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Then it's agreed.  You shall post yours.
Shit, and the digital doesn't work.  I did used to have one when I was a sad fuck who cybersexed on ICQ, dems were da days.
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« Reply #50 on: Apr 22, 2005, 08:21:19 AM »
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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« Reply #51 on: Apr 22, 2005, 06:12:24 PM »
Like really yours?  Seriously?  And not some freakishly deformed twelve year old's you just googled?

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« Reply #52 on: Apr 22, 2005, 07:42:33 PM »
I'll google your twelve-year-olds.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #53 on: Apr 22, 2005, 08:45:41 PM »
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Like really yours?  Seriously?  And not some freakishly deformed twelve year old's you just googled?
No it was mine . . . but I was like 12-15, so not to much different I geuss.
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« Reply #54 on: Apr 22, 2005, 08:59:18 PM »
I made a video of me doing stuff once.

I still have it, I think.


Haw haw.
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« Reply #55 on: Apr 23, 2005, 12:40:39 AM »
You just made me picture a penis shopping at the supermarket and jazzercising.

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« Reply #56 on: Apr 23, 2005, 12:45:05 AM »
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You just made me picture a penis shopping at the supermarket and jazzercising.
Awesome!
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« Reply #57 on: Apr 23, 2005, 12:50:26 AM »
And it's got one of those little sweatbands on its head.  So to speak...

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« Reply #58 on: Apr 23, 2005, 02:32:04 AM »
I'd pay to see that.
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« Reply #59 on: Apr 23, 2005, 02:33:35 AM »
I wouldn't, since I already saw it for free.