Author Topic: sometimes i wish i was a man (Read 16441 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #30 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 08:27:27 PM »

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Thats awful steep for a hand job.
Id do it for $100, as long as its not misshapen or uncircumsized.

Ive eaten too much cake...

Really, circumcized only?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #31 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 09:59:39 PM »

Damn right. Chicks dig the snipped wang. Im glad my mom had it done to me.

The D · « **Reply #32 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 10:06:47 PM »

But circumsized penises are usually less sensitive than uncircumsized.

Fiero · « **Reply #33 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 10:28:25 PM »

And also easier to disease.

The D · « **Reply #34 on:** Apr 18, 2005, 10:31:22 PM »

not if you keep them well cleaned.

The benefits outweigh the costs.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 12:30:02 AM »

I'm reminded of this episode of "Talk Sex" where Sue took a call from a guy who had apparently never cleaned his.

"It smells! Why! I'm embarassed"
"Well Duder, just pretend my arm is your penis..." *rolls up sleeve* "Pull back the skin and--"
"Wait, what?"
"Pull back the skin--"
"WHAT? I don't understaaaaaand..."
" --and clean--"
"Clean? I'm suppose to clean?"

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #36 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 12:56:00 AM »

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

thanks GOD Ive never seen an uncircumsized one...ive heard they look like worms

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 12:57:41 AM »

As opposed to a worm without a hat?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 01:03:21 AM »

they call it mushroom lol nasty ew

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #39 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 02:08:02 AM »

Hrum, I've seen some in anatomy books that look freakishly like worms.

Mine doesn't, though. When pulled back or erect, it looks just a circumcized one.

Do circumcized penises have scars or something? Or does the skin not look... uniform/neat/smooth around the head?

... Man, I just talked about my peen.

Merla · « **Reply #40 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 08:12:44 AM »

I wanna know what a misshappen one looks like.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 10:24:45 AM »

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Hrum, I've seen some in anatomy books that look freakishly like worms.

Mine doesn't, though. When pulled back or erect, it looks just a circumcized one.

Do circumcized penises have scars or something? Or does the skin not look... uniform/neat/smooth around the head?

... Man, I just talked about my peen.

they have like this little scar (a line around it)at the end of the head

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #42 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 04:33:13 PM »

Ah-hah.

I also wonder if that little raised fold/strip of skin is still there. That little bit on the underside that runs kinda lengthwise from the head to the shaft.

... lol weewees lol

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #43 on:** Apr 19, 2005, 07:34:25 PM »

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But circumsized penises are usually less sensitive than uncircumsized.

Urban Legend.

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they have like this little scar (a line around it)at the end of the head

Wha? Mine doesn't o.O But then mine was done as I was a day old or so.

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Apr 20, 2005, 10:40:03 PM »

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I wanna know what a misshappen one looks like.

Then post yours. AHAHAHAHAHA. No, I kid.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #45 on:** Apr 21, 2005, 12:33:02 AM »

Want me to post mine?

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Apr 21, 2005, 12:35:18 AM »

If only the Great Fire of '98 could be as easily forgotten for all of us.

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Apr 21, 2005, 01:17:57 AM »

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Want me to post mine?

She said she was kidding. No.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Apr 22, 2005, 12:06:54 AM »

Then it's agreed. You shall post yours.

Fiero · « **Reply #49 on:** Apr 22, 2005, 12:58:49 AM »

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Then it's agreed. You shall post yours.

Shit, and the digital doesn't work. I did used to have one when I was a sad fuck who cybersexed on ICQ, dems were da days.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Apr 22, 2005, 08:21:19 AM »

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Apr 22, 2005, 06:12:24 PM »

Like really yours? Seriously? And not some freakishly deformed twelve year old's you just googled?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #52 on:** Apr 22, 2005, 07:42:33 PM »

I'll google your twelve-year-olds.

Fiero · « **Reply #53 on:** Apr 22, 2005, 08:45:41 PM »

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Like really yours? Seriously? And not some freakishly deformed twelve year old's you just googled?

No it was mine . . . but I was like 12-15, so not to much different I geuss.

Max Con · « **Reply #54 on:** Apr 22, 2005, 08:59:18 PM »

I made a video of me doing stuff once.

I still have it, I think.

Haw haw.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Apr 23, 2005, 12:40:39 AM »

You just made me picture a penis shopping at the supermarket and jazzercising.

Fiero · « **Reply #56 on:** Apr 23, 2005, 12:45:05 AM »

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You just made me picture a penis shopping at the supermarket and jazzercising.

Awesome!

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Apr 23, 2005, 12:50:26 AM »

And it's got one of those little sweatbands on its head. So to speak...

Max Con · « **Reply #58 on:** Apr 23, 2005, 02:32:04 AM »

I'd pay to see that.

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** Apr 23, 2005, 02:33:35 AM »

I wouldn't, since I already saw it for free.