The Belated Toe B-day Thread.

[B E C K]

Belated by 13 minutes going by CST (but not really because I did it waaaay earlier in FB)...



Didja know when you do a Bing image search for "toe" half the shit is diseased and half of it is vaginas?    Well, now you know. 

Here's a ho in a cake, my friend.

[Fiero]

Is it .... is it toes in vaginas and toes inside of diseased wounds?

[Rama]

Both. It's so sexy.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Happy day...


Toe Mater!

[B E C K]

Is it .... is it toes in vaginas and toes inside of diseased wounds?

No, it's toes that are diseased or fucked up in some way and it's camel toes.  Because those are the things people want when they look for toes apparently.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

People with diabetes tend to have foot sores that won't heal and toes that rot off. I used to have to x-ray them in specialty hospital. Just thinking about it brought the smell back to my memory, damn you!

Camel toe aught to be self-explanatory. But I confess that every time I think about Rodimus Toe I think about that damn lobster avatar of his.

[B E C K]

I want to remember the lobster.  I'm tryyyyyying to remember.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Ask, and ye shall receive...

[B E C K]

Thanks.  I don't know why I thought the lobster-thing was wearing a business suit.

[jonhammstein]

What about the woman with the fish growing out of her head? It was something like that. Had the same torso and background as the lobster. I think.

[Faye Valentine]

happy bday toeeee

(isnt he on fb?? i think i have him there)

[B E C K]

Yes, he's there.

What about the woman with the fish growing out of her head?

Ssshhh, dude!  Faye's right there, man.

[blanktoe]

What about the woman with the fish growing out of her head? It was something like that. Had the same torso and background as the lobster. I think.

I forgot to grab that picture before geocities went bye-bye. I need to remake that picture someday.

[B E C K]

Man, I never realized the shit you'd use was so wild.  Lost in the sizing, I suppose.

[jonhammstein]

I'm trying to think of what resolution I was running back then. 1024 x 768, probably. 100 x 100 avatars seemed positively humongous. Anything larger was sheer decadence!

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Yeah. some boards banned people for huge avatars like that.

[jonhammstein]

Presumably because they had no way of simply disabling avatars for the aforementioned offenders, right?

Fucking Dark Ages of Internet, man.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Tolerance leads to acceptance, even of shitty avatars.

[B E C K]

Lol, and so many of ppl couldn't resize.  Myself included.  Bwuh, too large?  What do you mean?  Look how small it is.  I can put my thumb on it.  Herrrrrrr.