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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #60 on: Apr 23, 2013, 10:26:14 PM »
They're all based on x86 architecture. The only difference between Macs and everything else is that Apple made an operating system for people who can't be bothered to learn how normal ones work and then started a cult to proselytize it for them.

If my virtually computer-illiterate brother can work a non-Mac computer, then it's a non-issue.

Fuck Steve Jobs. Hate he died, but I wish his bullshit had died with him.
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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2013, 04:38:38 PM »
Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 23, 2013, 10:26:14 PM
They're all based on x86 architecture. The only difference between Macs and everything else is that Apple made an operating system for people who can't be bothered to learn how normal ones work and then started a cult to proselytize it for them.

If my virtually computer-illiterate brother can work a non-Mac computer, then it's a non-issue.

Fuck Steve Jobs. Hate he died, but I wish his bullshit had died with him.

SHUT UP

We're talking about Red Dwarf again now, damn it.
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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2013, 09:42:51 PM »
So why was the dwarf red?  'Cause Legolas wouldn't stop spanking his ass.  Ba-zing!
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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2013, 11:18:46 PM »
Red Dwarf sounds like a homebrew beer. With a crimson-clad leprechaun mascot who goes around asking if you have ever had a little person inside you and would you like to try it.
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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2013, 05:48:25 PM »
That....sounds awesome.
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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #65 on: May 07, 2013, 03:17:59 AM »
Quote from: B E C K on May 03, 2013, 09:42:51 PM
So why was the dwarf red?  'Cause Legolas wouldn't stop spanking...
oh yes...

Quote from: B E C K on May 03, 2013, 09:42:51 PM
his ass

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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #66 on: May 07, 2013, 11:41:32 AM »
Feel free to change the joke as you pass it around.
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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2013, 06:17:18 PM »
Turns out there actually is a beer called Red Dwarf
http://www.blackholebrewery.co.uk/beers.htm
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Re: Smegging Hell
« Reply #68 on: May 19, 2013, 12:40:19 PM »
Ah, clairvoyance. It's my gift, my curse.
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Re: Smegging Hell
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