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The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« on: May 13, 2013, 12:19:04 AM »
Belated by 13 minutes going by CST (but not really because I did it waaaay earlier in FB)...

:happybirthday:

Didja know when you do a Bing image search for "toe" half the shit is diseased and half of it is vaginas?  :)  Well, now you know.  :blink:

Here's a ho in a cake, my friend.


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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 10:27:23 AM »
Is it .... is it toes in vaginas and toes inside of diseased wounds?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 12:45:45 PM »
Both. It's so sexy.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 07:48:48 PM »
Happy day...


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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 10:18:52 PM »
Is it .... is it toes in vaginas and toes inside of diseased wounds?

No, it's toes that are diseased or fucked up in some way and it's camel toes.  Because those are the things people want when they look for toes apparently.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 10:28:53 PM »
People with diabetes tend to have foot sores that won't heal and toes that rot off. I used to have to x-ray them in specialty hospital. Just thinking about it brought the smell back to my memory, damn you!

Camel toe aught to be self-explanatory. But I confess that every time I think about Rodimus Toe I think about that damn lobster avatar of his.
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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 12:35:05 AM »
I want to remember the lobster.  I'm tryyyyyying to remember.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 02:41:57 PM »
Ask, and ye shall receive...
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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 02:49:26 PM »
Thanks.  I don't know why I thought the lobster-thing was wearing a business suit.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 11:48:07 PM »
What about the woman with the fish growing out of her head? It was something like that. Had the same torso and background as the lobster. I think.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2013, 08:07:57 AM »
happy bday toeeee

(isnt he on fb?? i think i have him there)

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2013, 02:32:55 PM »
Yes, he's there.

What about the woman with the fish growing out of her head?

Ssshhh, dude!  Faye's right there, man.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2013, 03:35:12 PM »
What about the woman with the fish growing out of her head? It was something like that. Had the same torso and background as the lobster. I think.

I forgot to grab that picture before geocities went bye-bye. I need to remake that picture someday.


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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2013, 04:37:20 PM »
Man, I never realized the shit you'd use was so wild.  Lost in the sizing, I suppose.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2013, 09:33:59 PM »
I'm trying to think of what resolution I was running back then. 1024 x 768, probably. 100 x 100 avatars seemed positively humongous. Anything larger was sheer decadence!

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2013, 09:56:26 PM »
Yeah. some boards banned people for huge avatars like that.
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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2013, 10:01:45 PM »
Presumably because they had no way of simply disabling avatars for the aforementioned offenders, right?

Fucking Dark Ages of Internet, man.

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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2013, 10:09:05 PM »
Tolerance leads to acceptance, even of shitty avatars.
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Re: The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2013, 09:37:10 PM »
Lol, and so many of ppl couldn't resize.  Myself included.  Bwuh, too large?  What do you mean?  Look how small it is.  I can put my thumb on it.  Herrrrrrr.