Author Topic: This hurt my crotch when I read it. (Read 12598 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Jul 12, 2011, 09:48:30 PM »

But it'll probably hurt yours even more.

Wife 'drugged husband, tied him to bed, cut off his penis and threw it in garbage disposal'

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A woman has been arrested after drugging her husband and tying him to his bed before cutting off his penis and throwing it into the garbage disposal, it has been reported. Catherine Becker, 48, is said to have made her husband dinner at their California home on Monday night and put an unknown poison or drug in the food to make him pass out. When he woke up, he was tied to a bed and could not move while his wife took a knife to his genitalia before throwing the organ into the garbage disposal and turning it on, police said. Authorities were called to the couple's home in Garden Grove, just south of Los Angeles, after Becker called 911 reporting a medical emergency. When officers arrived, they found her husband bleeding from his crotch. The 52-year-old man was rushed to UCI Medical Center, where he is now in a serious condition following emergency surgery. While searching the home, officers found a knife and a rope.

OMG if yer gettin a divorce dont eat the food mmmkay

spooie · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 12, 2011, 10:12:12 PM »

Lorena Bobbitt, how we've missed you.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 12, 2011, 10:38:12 PM »

Whatever happened to Lorena Bobbit? Is she free? She shouldn't be.

This type of crime is no different than sawing off someone's arm or leg in fact it's worse. It also trumps rape in the list of crime severity as far as I'm concerned.

Anyone who does this should be locked up for life.

The only time that an insanity plea for this type of crime would be legit is if a chick (or a dude for that matter) was raped and tracked down the rapist and cut his dong off.

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 12, 2011, 10:39:28 PM »

Or don't live in the house, shit.

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 12, 2011, 10:40:34 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 12, 2011, 10:38:12 PM

Whatever happened to Lorena Bobbit? Is she free? She shouldn't be.

This type of crime is no different than sawing off someone's arm or leg in fact it's worse. It also trumps rape in the list of crime severity as far as I'm concerned.

Anyone who does this should be locked up for life.

The only time that an insanity plea for this type of crime would be legit is if a chick (or a dude for that matter) was raped and tracked down the rapist and cut his dong off.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/25/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main4207517.shtml

She was actually allegedly raped. I forgot about that.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 12, 2011, 10:45:07 PM »

Raped by her husband...I know that's possible, but ya know couldn't you just leave? I mean you fucking married the guy. I'm not dismissing her claim but considering what she did I have to wonder if it was really true or if they were just grasping at every angle they could to justify her dismembering someone.

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 12, 2011, 10:46:55 PM »

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE IS ENGAGED TO OR REMARRIED HER?!

What a fucking idiot.
Well if it happens again that guy actually deserves it for being that dumb.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 12, 2011, 11:14:09 PM »

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It was the cut heard round the world.

That ain't even right.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 12:21:56 AM »

Man Lucy Liu has not held up well.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 01:58:40 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 12, 2011, 10:45:07 PM

Raped by her husband...I know that's possible, but ya know couldn't you just leave? I mean you fucking married the guy. I'm not dismissing her claim but considering what she did I have to wonder if it was really true or if they were just grasping at every angle they could to justify her dismembering someone.

I know from personal relationships that you can be raped by your husband. It was bad, bad stuff.

Some people are VERY against leaving marriage, because they do see it as sacred, or want to stay for the kids, or feel the kids are unsafe, or whatever.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 05:35:15 AM »

He'd only deserve it if he cheated on her. I told my husbando if he did that, I would paper-cut his dick off. He can do the same with my dick too if I ever cheated

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 12:26:58 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2011, 05:35:15 AM

He'd only deserve it if he cheated on her. I told my husbando if he did that, I would paper-cut his dick off. He can do the same with my dick too if I ever cheated

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2011, 05:35:15 AM

He can do the same with my dick too if I ever cheated

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2011, 05:35:15 AM

my dick

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 13, 2011, 05:35:15 AM

my dick

How baby is formed?

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 12:44:51 PM »

Explains the trip to Thailand though.

joe · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 01:08:33 PM »

I think Faye has mentioned before that she has an enormous clit that resembles a small penis.

Right? I think that's what she meant.

spooie · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 08:11:19 PM »

He didn't even know she hacked it off until he woke up. He was asleep the whole time.

But, I dunno, he later ended up going into the pr0n industry. I think something like 6 months after it was re-attached, he had a contract for Bobbitt: UNCUT or something along those lines. I remember him on Sally Jesse Rapheal talking about getting into pr0n, and they had the kid from "The Toy" who also went into pr0n when he grew up. To think he wasted a perfectly good pun title on that movie with Richard Pryor.

In the end, one of my favorite Law and Order episodes is based around the incident, so it can't be that bad. But I still think he got the short end of the stick on that one.

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 08:48:11 PM »

Re-attachment is not happening this time.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 11:34:27 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 13, 2011, 12:21:56 AM

Man Lucy Liu has not held up well.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 13, 2011, 11:35:59 PM »

I'll just leave this here:
http://shanghaiist.com/2009/07/28/guangzhou_woman_cuts_husbands_penis.php

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 02:35:27 AM »

It's amazing to me how people think that 10 years is too much of a sentence for that.

If a guy cut a chick's arm off for cheating on him he would get slaughtered in the courts.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 02:47:51 AM »

The difference thus:

It is unlikely that a jury would believe a woman was forcing her arm on a man, where it is much more likely to believe a man is forcing his penis on a woman.

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 06:03:56 PM »

I mean barring rape, like that chinese case or the divorce case.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 06:48:22 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jul 13, 2011, 01:08:33 PM

I think Faye has mentioned before that she has an enormous clit that resembles a small penis.

Right? I think that's what she meant.

Jesus effing christ

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 14, 2011, 08:34:15 PM »

She could have served it to him boiled on a plate with a dash of salt and a fork in it. Would that have been better?

joe · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 15, 2011, 01:31:14 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mein_teil

True story!

gwynn · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 16, 2011, 09:04:46 PM »

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 17, 2011, 12:10:59 AM »

The story behind that rammstein song is ghastly as fuck.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 24, 2011, 11:48:13 PM »

Lawyer: Penis amputee 'doesn't feel like a man'

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Phillip Seaton had gone into surgery for a circumcision to treat inflammation, but instead had his penis partially removed after the surgeon, John Patterson, found that it was riddled with cancer, the Associated Press reports.

Seaton and his wife, Deborah, seek unspecified damages from Patterson for "loss of service, love and affection."

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Clay Robinson, attorney for Patterson, told jurors his client faced a "dreaded dilemma" because Seaton's penis was so riddled with deadly penile cancer it "had the appearance of rotten cauliflower."

Here's a visual aid:

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 25, 2011, 11:23:27 AM »

Whether it needed doing or not, you have to get informed consent before any medical procedure can legally be done on your behalf. This is an example of battery.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 25, 2011, 05:34:21 PM »

From what I read on some other article (I was at work and don't remember the url or I'd link it), he signed a consent form of some kind that pretty much gave the doctor permission. Never mind that he's more or less illiterate. While I would like to think they did their best to explain it to him, I can't help but imagine it was like an iTunes agreeement where he just okay'd it and everyone moved along without a thought.

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 25, 2011, 05:49:25 PM »

You don't just chop off someone's dong without telling them.

Even if it is life threatening, give them a chance to say goodbye.