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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #330 on: Oct 27, 2011, 12:34:19 AM »
Maybe I'm just seeing things but I could've sworn that doesn't work.  That, when launched, the shell fixates on the target because I've been nailed when I'm already in second.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #331 on: Oct 27, 2011, 05:53:51 AM »

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #332 on: Nov 21, 2011, 06:53:59 PM »
While we're talking about Super Mario 3D, have you guys heard what PETA was doing about that game?

So, PETA is now complaining about the Tanooki (raccoon) suit Mario dons in SM3D, saying it encourages kids to kill real tanooki, skin them, and then wear their fur. Sure it does. So PETA, of course, makes a shitty video game where you play the skinned Tanooki and try to kill Mario.
http://abington.patch.com/articles/mario-peta

And then PETA backpedaled like a bitch and said it was a joke
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2396529,00.asp

I think we need to declare a new hunting season. PETA hunting season.

(also, I would have made this it's own thread, but I can't.)
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #333 on: Nov 21, 2011, 07:00:35 PM »
Dear god that game sucks ass. I couldn't even get remotely close to the end of the game, if it has an end. I'd hit the edge of a pit and somehow die (falling in?) even though I was standing ON the edge of the pit. My shit could make a better video game than Peta.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #334 on: Nov 21, 2011, 10:07:58 PM »
Dear god that game sucks ass. I couldn't even get remotely close to the end of the game, if it has an end. I'd hit the edge of a pit and somehow die (falling in?) even though I was standing ON the edge of the pit. My shit could make a better video game than Peta.

Did it 0:20 on my third try.

Man, PETA sure pisses me off sometimes, but these stupid fucking games somehow humor me.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #335 on: Nov 21, 2011, 11:18:23 PM »
Dear god that game sucks ass. I couldn't even get remotely close to the end of the game, if it has an end. I'd hit the edge of a pit and somehow die (falling in?) even though I was standing ON the edge of the pit. My shit could make a better video game than Peta.

You have to understand they couldn't product test that game on animals.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #336 on: Nov 21, 2011, 11:40:12 PM »
WTF's a "tanooki"?  Foreign word fail.

Merla told me about this the other day.  <a href="
>It was more humorous when it was in my imagination.[/url]

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #337 on: Nov 22, 2011, 02:42:24 AM »
WTF's a "tanooki"?  Foreign word fail.

Merla told me about this the other day.  <a href="
>It was more humorous when it was in my imagination.[/url]

I can imagine that to be true.

Dear god that game sucks ass. I couldn't even get remotely close to the end of the game, if it has an end. I'd hit the edge of a pit and somehow die (falling in?) even though I was standing ON the edge of the pit. My shit could make a better video game than Peta.

You have to understand they couldn't product test that game on animals.

That made me chortle inside.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #338 on: Nov 22, 2011, 03:08:07 PM »
Well, this was 6 minutes well spent.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #339 on: Nov 22, 2011, 03:38:00 PM »
Legend of Zelda on the NES, but I've already beat it again so I won't be playing that anymore.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #340 on: Nov 22, 2011, 03:46:56 PM »
I remember this ep of Clean House where they got this guy to give up his working NES and his NES games... and it ended up in the donation truck since no one bought it.  He should have been allowed to save it at that point.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #341 on: Nov 22, 2011, 03:53:49 PM »
I'd have bought it...my NES is a clone and not the real deal.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #342 on: Nov 25, 2011, 06:12:11 PM »
My PS2 is my nes and snes.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #343 on: Mar 08, 2012, 02:36:40 PM »
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #344 on: Mar 08, 2012, 02:37:02 PM »
My PS2 is my nes and snes.

Xbox does it better.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #345 on: Mar 12, 2012, 06:19:29 PM »
What kind of mod do you need for xbox? If it's more than 30$ then it's a rip off.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #346 on: Mar 12, 2012, 09:54:34 PM »
What kind of mod do you need for xbox? If it's more than 30$ then it's a rip off.

Honestly, No idea, but an internal hard drive makes it automatically better.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #347 on: Mar 14, 2012, 01:47:22 AM »
I think that's a hard mod. Which requires you taking your xbox to someone or soldering chips on yourself. 

PS2 you just get a new top and some boot discs and you're in business.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #348 on: Mar 14, 2012, 02:42:12 PM »
I think that's a hard mod. Which requires you taking your xbox to someone or soldering chips on yourself.  

PS2 you just get a new top and some boot discs and you're in business.

It's still better.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #349 on: Mar 18, 2012, 07:47:53 AM »
How?

(You'd be able to answer this if you'd gone to college)

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #350 on: Mar 19, 2012, 12:20:35 PM »
Because of the hard drive.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #351 on: Mar 19, 2012, 01:09:09 PM »
The Force Unleashed 2.

Not nearly as good as the first one and way to short. I finished it in one sitting on the first day I got it.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #352 on: Mar 19, 2012, 04:02:58 PM »
The Force Unleashed 2.

Not nearly as good as the first one and way to short. I finished it in one sitting on the first day I got it.

I still haven't finished that damn game. I mean the first one, actually.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #353 on: Mar 19, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »
I didn't like FU the first time I played it, but then I came back to it months later and enjoyed it quite a bit. I think it's because I was having a Star Wars nostalgia relapse after watching the second season of Clone Wars, which was great.

FU2, on the other hand, was a total shit show.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #354 on: Mar 19, 2012, 07:47:52 PM »
I didn't like FU the first time I played it, but then I came back to it months later and enjoyed it quite a bit. I think it's because I was having a Star Wars nostalgia relapse after watching the second season of Clone Wars, which was great.

FU2, on the other hand, was a total shit show.

I've been told this as well.

I actually got stuck multiple times on the first game and that's why I haven't finished it. I think I was in a hangar fool of stormtroopers and an AT-ST last time I had a massive failure.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #355 on: Mar 19, 2012, 08:44:17 PM »
That part is hard as shit at first...but what I do is get up there and take out the snipers and then get into one of the two side hangers on either side of the main hanger and then wait for the giant killer robots that are an ever loving pain in the ass to come to me and then use Force Lighting on them.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #356 on: Mar 19, 2012, 09:39:18 PM »
That part is hard as shit at first...but what I do is get up there and take out the snipers and then get into one of the two side hangers on either side of the main hanger and then wait for the giant killer robots that are an ever loving pain in the ass to come to me and then use Force Lighting on them.

That sounds like what I tried to do but DIIIEEEEDDD
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #357 on: Mar 19, 2012, 10:20:40 PM »
Ha. I think we can confirm that area was bullshit, because I know exactly what you guys are talking about. There's fucking ceaseless blaster fire coming at you from every which way, the only thing you can do is turtle up and wait for guys to filter towards you at a more manageable pace.

Most of the boss fights were completely fucking busted, too. Just poorly implemented all around. I had to retry the Vader fight at the end so many times that I actually ended up developing an infinite stagger loop where I would pop him into the air, combo the shit out of him, slam him to the ground, and then pop him back up again and repeat. I practically shit my pants any time I dropped the timing and he'd break out of it momentarily, because he'll lay waste to you if you give him the chance.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #358 on: Mar 19, 2012, 11:20:02 PM »
You know what is funny. As tough as Vader is to beat in the first one...it is like super easy in the 2nd. It takes a long time, but it's not hard. I never even got close to dying when I fought him. It is just a lot of doing the same thing over and over...and that was after a level of doing the same thing over and over again.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #359 on: Mar 20, 2012, 03:59:03 AM »
I'm still playing Skyrim off and on, on the xbox.
Wouldn't mind some DLC soon tho