Author Topic: Happy Bernie Birthday! (Read 6001 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Aug 12, 2010, 12:26:31 AM »

From all of us to you!

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 12:47:07 AM »

Happy Birthday!!!

Now I hope if you go out to eat no one lets it slip that it's your birthday.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 12:56:54 AM »

Does Bernie hat birthday songs?

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 01:27:44 AM »

I know I hat them.

Max Con · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 04:18:02 AM »

blanktoe · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 06:00:19 AM »

Happy Birthday Berns!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 09:06:43 AM »

...happy birt- what the fuck is that dog doing?

Happy birthday. I don't even know why I post here.

Sam · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 01:27:00 PM »

So now I imagine things get turned around and *you're* the one that receives the spankings.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 02:38:12 PM »

Quote from: Max Con on Aug 12, 2010, 04:18:02 AM

*screams*

gwynn · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 03:54:13 PM »

Happy birthday!
Have a icecream...... WTF!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM »

Thank you all very much. Let me just say:

I have the most wonderful husband in the world

I trust far too easily and will refrain from doing so from now on

I will never forget the lessons I've learned today

After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

Oxycodin is not the answer to all problems, but it does kill pain, and the worst pain is not always physical

Sunblock is amazing shit and I will post a picture this week to prove such

Merla · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 09:31:07 PM »

Happy Happy Birthday! From me to you! I wish it was my birthday so I could party too...HEY!!!!!!

Llama Sha · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 11:13:00 PM »

Hapnie Berthday Birpy! *hic!*

Bad Ass Pac Man · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 12, 2010, 11:29:22 PM »

Quote from: gwynn on Aug 12, 2010, 03:54:13 PM

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 13, 2010, 01:37:50 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM

After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

"Now Mister Frodo, no need to go making fun."

Max Con · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 13, 2010, 04:17:44 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM

After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 13, 2010, 10:19:10 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM

After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

Could you explain that to the parole board? They don't find my admirable stunts funny. Also, insult to God and society is thrown around way to liberally in this country.

Sam · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 13, 2010, 11:12:11 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 13, 2010, 01:37:50 AM

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

"Now Mister Frodo, no need to go making fun."

In the future will be telling stories about Mad Bernie, who vanishes with a bang and a flash and reappears with bags of jewels and gold.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 13, 2010, 12:09:42 PM »

I used to know someone like that. He got tired of us beating him and stealing all of his jewels and gold.

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 13, 2010, 01:19:51 PM »

Irish fellow?

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 14, 2010, 11:31:47 PM »

Yeah. How did you know?

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 15, 2010, 01:07:14 AM »

He smelled of booze and potatoes?

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 15, 2010, 03:25:59 PM »

Wow, racist.

Bad Ass Pac Man · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 15, 2010, 05:23:11 PM »

He doesn't like yellow people either.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 15, 2010, 07:28:26 PM »

A yellow person ate my Aunt Blinky.

Fiero · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 15, 2010, 07:59:31 PM »

Yellow people stole all the dots from a friends farm last year. They even had some over-sized ones they were really proud of, along with some fruit.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 16, 2010, 05:18:22 AM »

At least they weren't Nigg-

THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED BY THE NAACP 6:18 AM EST

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 16, 2010, 11:38:00 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Aug 15, 2010, 07:28:26 PM

A yellow person ate my Aunt Blinky.

Who didn't have a piece of her?

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 16, 2010, 12:13:51 PM »

She had self esteem issues. It was how she dealt with it. Still doesn't excuse what "he" did.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 16, 2010, 09:36:33 PM »

We all saw how she dressed.