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Happy Bernie Birthday!
« on: Aug 12, 2010, 12:26:31 AM »
From all of us to you!   ;D

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 12, 2010, 12:47:07 AM »
Happy Birthday!!!

Now I hope if you go out to eat no one lets it slip that it's your birthday.
« Last Edit: Aug 12, 2010, 01:40:48 PM by Rama »

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 12, 2010, 12:56:54 AM »
Does Bernie hat birthday songs?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 12, 2010, 01:27:44 AM »
I know I hat them.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 12, 2010, 04:18:02 AM »

10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 12, 2010, 06:00:19 AM »
Happy Birthday Berns!!!

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 12, 2010, 09:06:43 AM »
...happy birt- what the fuck is that dog doing?

Happy birthday. I don't even know why I post here.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 12, 2010, 01:27:00 PM »
So now I imagine things get turned around and *you're* the one that receives the spankings.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 12, 2010, 02:38:12 PM »

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 12, 2010, 03:54:13 PM »
Happy birthday!
Have a icecream......  WTF! :pout: :pacmandying:

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM »
Thank you all very much.  Let me just say:

I have the most wonderful husband in the world

I trust far too easily and will refrain from doing so from now on

I will never forget the lessons I've learned today

After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

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Sunblock is amazing shit and I will post a picture this week to prove such  8)




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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 12, 2010, 09:31:07 PM »
Happy Happy Birthday! From me to you! I wish it was my birthday so I could party too...HEY!!!!!!

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 12, 2010, 11:13:00 PM »
Hapnie Berthday Birpy!  *hic!*
You know, a sack full of quarters and all that shit.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 12, 2010, 11:29:22 PM »
Little... yellow... different.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 13, 2010, 01:37:50 AM »
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

"Now Mister Frodo, no need to go making fun."

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 13, 2010, 04:17:44 AM »
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for




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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 13, 2010, 10:19:10 AM »
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for
Could you explain that to the parole board? They don't find my admirable stunts funny. Also, insult to God and society is thrown around way to liberally in this country.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 13, 2010, 11:12:11 AM »
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

"Now Mister Frodo, no need to go making fun."

In the future will be telling stories about Mad Bernie, who vanishes with a bang and a flash and reappears with bags of jewels and gold.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #18 on: Aug 13, 2010, 12:09:42 PM »
I used to know someone like that.  He got tired of us beating him and stealing all of his jewels and gold.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #19 on: Aug 13, 2010, 01:19:51 PM »
Irish fellow?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #20 on: Aug 14, 2010, 11:31:47 PM »
Yeah.  How did you know?

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #21 on: Aug 15, 2010, 01:07:14 AM »
He smelled of booze and potatoes?

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #22 on: Aug 15, 2010, 03:25:59 PM »
Wow, racist.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #23 on: Aug 15, 2010, 05:23:11 PM »
He doesn't like yellow people either.
Little... yellow... different.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #24 on: Aug 15, 2010, 07:28:26 PM »
A yellow person ate my Aunt Blinky.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #25 on: Aug 15, 2010, 07:59:31 PM »
Yellow people stole all the dots from a friends farm last year. They even had some over-sized ones they were really proud of, along with some fruit.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #26 on: Aug 16, 2010, 05:18:22 AM »
At least they weren't Nigg-

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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #27 on: Aug 16, 2010, 11:38:00 AM »
A yellow person ate my Aunt Blinky.

Who didn't have a piece of her?

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #28 on: Aug 16, 2010, 12:13:51 PM »
She had self esteem issues. It was how she dealt with it. Still doesn't excuse what "he" did.

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Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« Reply #29 on: Aug 16, 2010, 09:36:33 PM »
We all saw how she dressed.