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Title: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 12, 2010, 12:26:31 AM
From all of us to you!   ;D

:happybirthday:
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Aug 12, 2010, 12:47:07 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

Now I hope if you go out to eat no one lets it slip that it's your birthday.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 12, 2010, 12:56:54 AM
Does Bernie hat birthday songs?
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Aug 12, 2010, 01:27:44 AM
I know I hat them.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Max Con on Aug 12, 2010, 04:18:02 AM
(http://a.imageshack.us/img405/7155/birthdayb.gif)
(http://a.imageshack.us/img831/1539/happydog.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: blanktoe on Aug 12, 2010, 06:00:19 AM
Happy Birthday Berns!!!
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 12, 2010, 09:06:43 AM
...happy birt- what the fuck is that dog doing?

Happy birthday. I don't even know why I post here.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Sam on Aug 12, 2010, 01:27:00 PM
So now I imagine things get turned around and *you're* the one that receives the spankings.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 12, 2010, 02:38:12 PM
(http://a.imageshack.us/img405/7155/birthdayb.gif)
(http://a.imageshack.us/img831/1539/happydog.jpg)

*screams*
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: gwynn on Aug 12, 2010, 03:54:13 PM
Happy birthday!
Have a icecream......  WTF! :pout: :pacmandying:
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM
Thank you all very much.  Let me just say:

I have the most wonderful husband in the world

I trust far too easily and will refrain from doing so from now on

I will never forget the lessons I've learned today

After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

Oxycodin is not the answer to all problems, but it does kill pain, and the worst pain is not always physical

Sunblock is amazing shit and I will post a picture this week to prove such  8)




Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Merla on Aug 12, 2010, 09:31:07 PM
Happy Happy Birthday! From me to you! I wish it was my birthday so I could party too...HEY!!!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Llama Sha on Aug 12, 2010, 11:13:00 PM
Hapnie Berthday Birpy!  *hic!*
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Bad Ass Pac Man on Aug 12, 2010, 11:29:22 PM
:pacmandying:

 :vaderno:
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Aug 13, 2010, 01:37:50 AM
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

"Now Mister Frodo, no need to go making fun."
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Max Con on Aug 13, 2010, 04:17:44 AM
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for




(http://a.imageshack.us/img94/7174/ohgoshkirby.png)
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 13, 2010, 10:19:10 AM
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for
Could you explain that to the parole board? They don't find my admirable stunts funny. Also, insult to God and society is thrown around way to liberally in this country.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Sam on Aug 13, 2010, 11:12:11 AM
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for

"Now Mister Frodo, no need to go making fun."

In the future will be telling stories about Mad Bernie, who vanishes with a bang and a flash and reappears with bags of jewels and gold.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 13, 2010, 12:09:42 PM
I used to know someone like that.  He got tired of us beating him and stealing all of his jewels and gold.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 13, 2010, 01:19:51 PM
Irish fellow?
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 14, 2010, 11:31:47 PM
Yeah.  How did you know?
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Aug 15, 2010, 01:07:14 AM
He smelled of booze and potatoes?
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 15, 2010, 03:25:59 PM
Wow, racist.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Bad Ass Pac Man on Aug 15, 2010, 05:23:11 PM
He doesn't like yellow people either.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Aug 15, 2010, 07:28:26 PM
A yellow person ate my Aunt Blinky.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 15, 2010, 07:59:31 PM
Yellow people stole all the dots from a friends farm last year. They even had some over-sized ones they were really proud of, along with some fruit.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 16, 2010, 05:18:22 AM
At least they weren't Nigg-

THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED BY THE NAACP 6:18 AM EST
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2010, 11:38:00 AM
A yellow person ate my Aunt Blinky.

Who didn't have a piece of her?
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Aug 16, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
She had self esteem issues. It was how she dealt with it. Still doesn't excuse what "he" did.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 16, 2010, 09:36:33 PM
We all saw how she dressed.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2010, 12:36:07 AM
Hey Pinky, Inky, aaaaaaaand Clyde were all wearing the same outfit and he left them alone.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 17, 2010, 12:47:50 AM
She had a look.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 17, 2010, 01:54:04 AM
She's also... *ahem* more developed than the others.
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 17, 2010, 05:18:29 AM
Pics naow!!!?!/!?!!aaanlksndlkdn bbq
Title: Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 25, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
HAPPY BELATED BDAY!