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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #90 on: Nov 24, 2009, 08:04:46 PM »
i dont like that bitch. shes fugly and annoying.
but guys, when women are forming their clits are the same size as the boys' penis

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #91 on: Nov 24, 2009, 08:08:04 PM »
Those women need to be circumcized.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #92 on: Nov 24, 2009, 10:49:35 PM »
I'm not interested in her sexuality or gender. I just want to not have to look at her weird ass whenever I'm in line at Walmart or somewhere there's a magazine with he/she/it on the cover. But having conflicted identity stemming from anatomical uncertainties would go a long way in explaining her afore-mentioned weird ass. Why? Because that shit's weird, no matter how PC you want to be about it, and I don't want to see that crap unless it's in a carny sideshow, and even then it's for the hoyl carp factor.
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #93 on: Nov 25, 2009, 01:43:27 AM »
But it wouldn't be true.

HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA HA HA ha ha... ha... ha.  ha.  Yep.

I had not heard these rumors of her Illuminatiness.

More than you will ever bother to read on the subject.

For the record, I like Lady Gaga.  Some of her shit's catchy.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #94 on: Nov 25, 2009, 08:34:05 AM »
Pop-shit, her videos look like they raped Tool.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #95 on: Nov 25, 2009, 09:29:18 AM »
I'm not interested in her sexuality or gender. I just want to not have to look at her weird ass whenever I'm in line at Walmart or somewhere there's a magazine with he/she/it on the cover. But having conflicted identity stemming from anatomical uncertainties would go a long way in explaining her afore-mentioned weird ass. Why? Because that shit's weird, no matter how PC you want to be about it, and I don't want to see that crap unless it's in a carny sideshow, and even then it's for the hoyl carp factor.


Its that shit right there I have a problem with. Youre an asshole. Fuck you.  Is it being PC to say that I would pay to see your dumb ass in a carny sideshow? I would throw peanuts at you. See the ignorant prick!
Fucker.

Seriously, Fuck you.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #96 on: Nov 25, 2009, 02:03:25 PM »
I would throw peanuts at him. Maybe feces, too. Liquor would be involved.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #97 on: Nov 25, 2009, 02:10:35 PM »
Pop-shit, her videos look like they raped Tool.

I've only seen been subjected to one of her videos once so that thought never really occurred to me.  And I like a little pop shit in my diet.  Helps get the poo a-moving.


I'd rather see Lady Gaga all over the place than Jon Gosselin and Taylor Swift.  Damn, human faces shouldn't look like that. 

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #98 on: Nov 25, 2009, 02:40:10 PM »
I just actually LOOKED at Taylor Swift the other day and that face is living proof of a human/alien cross breeding program.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #99 on: Nov 25, 2009, 08:21:52 PM »
I like Swift and Gaga. I'm strange that way. Black Dahlia Murder, Taylor Swift, Gaga, Beirut, and Fever Ray all in one hour.
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #100 on: Nov 25, 2009, 10:45:33 PM »
I'm not interested in her sexuality or gender. I just want to not have to look at her weird ass whenever I'm in line at Walmart or somewhere there's a magazine with he/she/it on the cover. But having conflicted identity stemming from anatomical uncertainties would go a long way in explaining her afore-mentioned weird ass. Why? Because that shit's weird, no matter how PC you want to be about it, and I don't want to see that crap unless it's in a carny sideshow, and even then it's for the hoyl carp factor.


Its that shit right there I have a problem with. Youre an asshole. Fuck you.  Is it being PC to say that I would pay to see your dumb ass in a carny sideshow? I would throw peanuts at you. See the ignorant prick!
Fucker.

Seriously, Fuck you.

Well, fuck you very much! Fuckity fuck fuck! I just can't say anything but fuck! Oh, and asshole!

You're weird. Live with it. But spare me your emo indignity.
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #101 on: Nov 25, 2009, 11:44:43 PM »
Indignity is a funny word.
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #102 on: Nov 26, 2009, 02:42:39 AM »
So is poop.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #103 on: Nov 26, 2009, 05:52:21 AM »
So is 'weird', have you ever looked at the letters and the sound of the word?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #104 on: Nov 26, 2009, 12:36:14 PM »
Vulva is a funny yet nasty word

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #105 on: Nov 26, 2009, 10:08:52 PM »
And now I am aroused.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #106 on: Nov 27, 2009, 12:10:10 PM »
Me too, want to sword fight?
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #107 on: Nov 27, 2009, 05:25:56 PM »
No.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #108 on: Nov 28, 2009, 02:59:03 PM »
Good, because I was having trouble keeping it up for so long.
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #109 on: Nov 28, 2009, 03:09:17 PM »
You're weird. Live with it. But spare me your emo indignity.

Meh, everyone's weird in their own way.  Heck, you wanna eat in the library.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #110 on: Nov 29, 2009, 02:14:39 PM »
lol! I have my weird things, I think I have a little OCD going on. Like if I eat one of those fruit roll ups that are like a small sheet of paper, I have to first cut the whole thing in perfect little squares so then I can de-attach them without tearing the whole thing apart and making the square-shaped-ness disappear.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #111 on: Nov 29, 2009, 02:21:15 PM »
But I thought those always had fun cartoon shapes in them? Are you tearing the fun cartoon charachters to pieces?
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #112 on: Nov 29, 2009, 06:57:29 PM »
Poor Dexter, the newer version will strap her down on a table for her crimes.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #113 on: Nov 30, 2009, 04:10:09 PM »
Taylor Swift looks like her face is being sucked into her nasal cavity.

That said, I sure am glad I'm a nobody so strangers on the internet don't pick apart my appearance.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #114 on: Nov 30, 2009, 04:48:23 PM »
Well, you're from Wisconsin. Anything more would be redundant.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #115 on: Nov 30, 2009, 05:41:02 PM »
She does kind of look like that.
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #116 on: Dec 01, 2009, 09:40:31 AM »
I'd also like to note šat she was prettty funny on SNL še ošer week.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #117 on: Dec 01, 2009, 11:48:51 AM »
It would have been better if 'Kanye' came out.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #118 on: Dec 01, 2009, 12:41:01 PM »
It would have been. I agree. And she bitch slapped him like she should have done in the first place.

She was actually pretty funny on there.
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Re: My feet smell.
« Reply #119 on: Dec 01, 2009, 03:28:59 PM »
Can we just agree that Lady Gaga has horrible fashion sense, is horribly stuck up and snooty, is fugly, has music that is crap but still gets stuck in your head, and brunettes are hotter than blondes?
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