The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 02, 2009, 05:57:51 PM
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This post is scratch and sniff. :P
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Maybe you should wash them?
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W....ash? :D
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You wash down there, right? Otherwise who will want to look for the little man in the boat?
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The boat capsized and I couldn't save him! :-[
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Maybe he let go because of your cheesy/fungus-infested tootsies.
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That doesn't make sense. He had plenty of mushrooms to hang on to!
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Were they the fun kind of mushrooms? I'm not taking Shitake, I mean Chantrelles. They have a high weight to mass ration ideal for retrieval purposes.
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Um, yeah, sure.
Also, there's a mushroom growing on the roof near my window. I have now named him Derrick Jr. Please do not deny our child.
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ANOTHER CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!?
Now I know how black men feel. Minus the institutionalized oppression. Ahh.
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Maybe it's cause you sweat so much.
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She's a chronic masturbator, too?
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Probably.
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If she bought a webcam, she'd be a Millionaire by the Spring.
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I wank my toes. They like it.
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Kinky, there's still a fetish market for it.
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Quick step on some rotted Jack O' Lanterns.
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This should amuse me...but it doesn't.
Stupid broken heart.
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Go sleep with something and leave your depression out of here.
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This should amuse me...but it doesn't.
Stupid broken heart.
Poor fella. :( It'll pass. In the meantime, smell my feet. You can't mope when you're unconscious.
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My feet smell in one of my pairs of climbing shoes. Šose žings don't breaš at ALL. A shame, too, because šey're very comfortable and še rubber on še sole is much stickier šan my ošer pair.
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Stab a few holes in 'em. :)?
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In my feet? Šat seems a bit extreme, Miss.
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Go sleep with something and leave your depression out of here.
As much as it pains me to type it I don't have the desire to sleep with anything.
And if I left depression out then my post count would drop. I'd be knocked out of the top 3 and THAT is NOT going to happen.
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Maybe if you'd go sleep with something you wouldn't be depressed and then would want to sleep with something.
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In my feet? Šat seems a bit extreme, Miss.
In jo shoes.
If IDE lived nearby, I'd go over and walk on his back right now. I'm certain it'd make us both feel better: He'd be either relaxed or in pain and I'd get to treat another human being like a used rug. There is no downside.
If I may ask, are you depressed because you really liked this chick or is it because you have to see this chick everytime you go to work?
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His back would get all moldy.
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Yeah, having a smelly back isn't going to help him attract anošer woman.
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I think his problems go beyond odor. How can anyone love you when you can't love yourself?
Unless money's involved. That shit is a wildcard.
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I think my uncles killed our son.
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Hey I loved myself today...twice!
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I did too!
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I'm loving myself right now. :)
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This should amuse me...but it doesn't.
Stupid broken heart.
Can you please stop being a pussy?
So yeah, mushrooms and feet. uhm... yeah
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A winning combination, right?
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The winning combination is mushrooms, feet, AND pussy.
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Sounds like Singapore.
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Šis may be še least appealing thread šis board has ever seen.
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Maybe this jar of foot crust shavings will change your mind, wink wink.
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Shit goes great on Pizzas.
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Ewwww.
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Can you please stop being a pussy?
I'm getting there. I can feel my labia receding. I'll probably sprout testicles any day now!
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Before you do can I touch it?
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It's too late :/
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It's never too late.
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Its always never too late.
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It's too late :/
God-- Goddammit! FFFFFUUUUUUUUU :goddammit:
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You can still touch my penis though!
CUP THE BALLS OF DESTINY AND DRINK DEEP OF ETERNAL GLORY!
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You can have both like Jamie Lee Curtis
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Lies and slander.
For a 50 year old, I'd bang her.
Now Lady Gaga, that's a hotdog.
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I'd bang her crazy ass. But what do you mean by hotdog.
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...you've never seen her dong? She has a penis, or at least a long clit. She's even admitted to it, saying she has something extra down there. No balls, just a small cock. It's like a Japanese fetishist's dream.
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ugh what?!
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Google, I don't feel like doing it nor save the image and upload it myself.
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Speaking of feet, I sure do love my Vibram KSO's. I can walk around pretty much barefoot all še time.
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...you've never seen her dong? She has a penis, or at least a long clit. She's even admitted to it, saying she has something extra down there. No balls, just a small cock. It's like a Japanese fetishist's dream.
Do you have it in a video?
There was an article where this was stated, but it was later reported to be from an interview that never happened.
I stand by her being a woman, completely, a woman that I would bed in an instant.
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Sounds like another Chyna. Except not an Amazonian Lou Ferrigno.
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...you've never seen her dong? She has a penis, or at least a long clit. She's even admitted to it, saying she has something extra down there. No balls, just a small cock. It's like a Japanese fetishist's dream.
Do you have it in a video?
There was an article where this was stated, but it was later reported to be from an interview that never happened.
I stand by her being a woman, completely, a woman that I would bed in an instant.
http://images.google.com/images?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS308&q=Lady%20Gaga%20Penis&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Video
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Interesting.
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If that's a dick it's tiny. And if it's an over sized Clit it's huge.
"You wouldn't want to be with a woman with an over sized clit?"
"No. Cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick."
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I almost made a post about that Gaganess back when it happened. Just "WHAT is it" is my question.
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A cock. It has to be.
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Maybe she left a salami in between her legs?
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That only raises more questions!
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Like where the bread and mustard were?
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Maybe she is storing stuff down there. Like lipstick or eyeliner.
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Maybe she takes steroids like those women that go to fitness contests.
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No muscles, but a definate dong. Also, she's supposedly had alot of plastic surgery, maybe she has some of that Peruvian body fat injected to make her look more feminine. That South African runner didn't, and we all know what happened with that.
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What the fuck does it matter? Jeesus you are all so fucking obsessed with someone's genitals, you're not gonna fuck her, so what business is it of yours?
It makes me want to unfriend every one of you assholes, and then fuck you in the face with my penis.
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Lady Gaga has seized Gwynn's account.
That is retarded, why would we discuss anything? SEX IS AWESOME! That's why. It's interesting, it's fun, and it can be pretty funny if done wrong or if something is off about the act or participants. It also matters because she just tries too hard. Why the fucking modern-art outfits all the time and sexually suggestive songs? She's sex and her sex is of national interest. She chose it, and if she had a problem with it she'd cover her bumpy crotch.
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I really do not know anything about Lady Gaga beyond what you guys are talking about, and I do not care. I don't listen to popular music.
Just don't like everybody making a big deal about someone being differently genital'd. It becomes a debate on WHAT IS SHE(HE, IT)!? ZOMG!
I expect better from some people.
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...you expect better from here?
Seriously, it's a question of oddity. She has a donglette, yet appears to be female. I call that a win for a gay individual that loves cock, yet doesn't want to commit to outting themselves. Everyone loves the inter-sexed.
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There doesn't seem to be anything positive about being bi-gendered to me. That just seems like a pitiable state to me if there ever was one. Not condemning them, just saying it sucks to be stuck in between like that.
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Of course it would, just like bi-racial children. I can't wait for the fucked up shit Obama is into to come out.
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I'm just nosy and curious about her. The same way I am with the accusations that she's an Illuminati puppet sent to brainwash us all.
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I had not heard these rumors of her Illuminatiness.
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Well, it has to do with the penis.
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If she was sent to brain wash us, it's working. I almost bought her album the other day.
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I was blissfully unaware of Lady Gaga's existence until a couple monžs ago. I hate še internet for having changed šat.
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Everytime I read your posts, it's like I am having a seizure.
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Mock it if you will, but še increase in activity on šis board correlates pretty closely wiž the start of me using še "thorn" and "eth" letters.
It's science.
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I believe you.
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Mock it if you will, but še increase in activity on šis board correlates pretty closely wiž the start of me using še "thorn" and "eth" letters.
It's science.
It's definately not linguistics.
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Etymology then?
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Every time I see him typing like that I just see him going "Lighting Bolt! Lighting Bolt" at his computer screen while making elaborate hand gestures.
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See who typing what? The funny charachters? Oh, I get it. Yeah. That's some awesome.
I glanced at the tab that this thread is currently residing in, an I swore it said, "My feet small." I think that would be a way better thread than this one.
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But it wouldn't be true.
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It is. Expect a cad letter from the Anti-defamation league.
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Don't give a shit about Lady Gaga. I actually hate her more than I love her.
Not only does she have fucking shitty fashion sense, but she's (he's?) brunette under that wig. Why every god damn bitch in Hollywood has to be blonde is beyond me. Blondes are fucking ugly. Brown, black, and maybe even redhead is the way to go.
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I wonder if the reason she 'tries so hard' by having insane clothing is to make it easier to not be recognized in her normal state.
Or she might just be trying too hard.
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i dont like that bitch. shes fugly and annoying.
but guys, when women are forming their clits are the same size as the boys' penis
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Those women need to be circumcized.
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I'm not interested in her sexuality or gender. I just want to not have to look at her weird ass whenever I'm in line at Walmart or somewhere there's a magazine with he/she/it on the cover. But having conflicted identity stemming from anatomical uncertainties would go a long way in explaining her afore-mentioned weird ass. Why? Because that shit's weird, no matter how PC you want to be about it, and I don't want to see that crap unless it's in a carny sideshow, and even then it's for the hoyl carp factor.
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But it wouldn't be true.
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA HA HA ha ha... ha... ha. ha. Yep.
I had not heard these rumors of her Illuminatiness.
More than you will ever bother to read on the subject. (http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676)
For the record, I like Lady Gaga. Some of her shit's catchy.
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Pop-shit, her videos look like they raped Tool.
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I'm not interested in her sexuality or gender. I just want to not have to look at her weird ass whenever I'm in line at Walmart or somewhere there's a magazine with he/she/it on the cover. But having conflicted identity stemming from anatomical uncertainties would go a long way in explaining her afore-mentioned weird ass. Why? Because that shit's weird, no matter how PC you want to be about it, and I don't want to see that crap unless it's in a carny sideshow, and even then it's for the hoyl carp factor.
Its that shit right there I have a problem with. Youre an asshole. Fuck you. Is it being PC to say that I would pay to see your dumb ass in a carny sideshow? I would throw peanuts at you. See the ignorant prick!
Fucker.
Seriously, Fuck you.
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I would throw peanuts at him. Maybe feces, too. Liquor would be involved.
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Pop-shit, her videos look like they raped Tool.
I've only seen been subjected to one of her videos once so that thought never really occurred to me. And I like a little pop shit in my diet. Helps get the poo a-moving.
I'd rather see Lady Gaga all over the place than Jon Gosselin and Taylor Swift. Damn, human faces shouldn't look like that.
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I just actually LOOKED at Taylor Swift the other day and that face is living proof of a human/alien cross breeding program.
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I like Swift and Gaga. I'm strange that way. Black Dahlia Murder, Taylor Swift, Gaga, Beirut, and Fever Ray all in one hour.
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I'm not interested in her sexuality or gender. I just want to not have to look at her weird ass whenever I'm in line at Walmart or somewhere there's a magazine with he/she/it on the cover. But having conflicted identity stemming from anatomical uncertainties would go a long way in explaining her afore-mentioned weird ass. Why? Because that shit's weird, no matter how PC you want to be about it, and I don't want to see that crap unless it's in a carny sideshow, and even then it's for the hoyl carp factor.
Its that shit right there I have a problem with. Youre an asshole. Fuck you. Is it being PC to say that I would pay to see your dumb ass in a carny sideshow? I would throw peanuts at you. See the ignorant prick!
Fucker.
Seriously, Fuck you.
Well, fuck you very much! Fuckity fuck fuck! I just can't say anything but fuck! Oh, and asshole!
You're weird. Live with it. But spare me your emo indignity.
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Indignity is a funny word.
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So is poop.
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So is 'weird', have you ever looked at the letters and the sound of the word?
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Vulva is a funny yet nasty word
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And now I am aroused.
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Me too, want to sword fight?
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No.
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Good, because I was having trouble keeping it up for so long.
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You're weird. Live with it. But spare me your emo indignity.
Meh, everyone's weird in their own way. Heck, you wanna eat in the library.
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lol! I have my weird things, I think I have a little OCD going on. Like if I eat one of those fruit roll ups that are like a small sheet of paper, I have to first cut the whole thing in perfect little squares so then I can de-attach them without tearing the whole thing apart and making the square-shaped-ness disappear.
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But I thought those always had fun cartoon shapes in them? Are you tearing the fun cartoon charachters to pieces?
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Poor Dexter, the newer version will strap her down on a table for her crimes.
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Taylor Swift looks like her face is being sucked into her nasal cavity.
That said, I sure am glad I'm a nobody so strangers on the internet don't pick apart my appearance.
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Well, you're from Wisconsin. Anything more would be redundant.
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She does kind of look like that.
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I'd also like to note šat she was prettty funny on SNL še ošer week.
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It would have been better if 'Kanye' came out.
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It would have been. I agree. And she bitch slapped him like she should have done in the first place.
She was actually pretty funny on there.
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Can we just agree that Lady Gaga has horrible fashion sense, is horribly stuck up and snooty, is fugly, has music that is crap but still gets stuck in your head, and brunettes are hotter than blondes?
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I agree about the brunettes.
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Indeed. Sunny Leone... *drools*