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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #150 on: Dec 03, 2009, 02:40:42 PM »
Was ðat your O-face?

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Re: Tiger Woods is disgusting!
« Reply #151 on: Dec 03, 2009, 03:51:10 PM »
I am totally disgusted by Tiger Woods.   :goddammit:  >:(  :o  He should be ashamed of himself!  :fingershake:

I read somewhere that someone suggested he change his name to Cheetah Woody.  :laugh:

I know it's not funny but I when I saw this video I laughed so hard.

Chinese Tiger Woods Accident Reenactment http://www.break.com/index/chinese-tiger-woods-accident-reenactment.html

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #152 on: Dec 04, 2009, 04:06:30 AM »
Why would he be ashamed? He's a billionaire and is fucking women because obviously his wife doesn't anymore.

Cheetah Woods would be awesome. If I was a billionaire I would. Know why? Because I'd be a billionaire and I'd be able to say fuck you to anyone, because a thousand stacks of a million dollars means you can do what you want.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #153 on: Dec 05, 2009, 02:27:13 PM »
Yeah and, do you think his wife married him cause he loved him? hellz naw nigga.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #154 on: Dec 05, 2009, 08:31:57 PM »
Northern European women seem to love the darkies.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #155 on: Dec 07, 2009, 02:48:15 AM »
I am totally disgusted by Tiger Woods.   :goddammit:  >:(  :o  He should be ashamed of himself!  :fingershake:


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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #156 on: Dec 07, 2009, 05:29:35 AM »
I wonder if his wife did that to him. This week's SNL sketch relating to the incident was perfect.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #157 on: Dec 07, 2009, 12:30:17 PM »
Well I'm sure, like all women that marry Millionaires, she married him for true love. Just like I'm sure he married her for love and not cause all rich black guys have to go get a white woman. That's why she is going to stick by him and work through it and won't demand any more money or a different prenup.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #158 on: Dec 07, 2009, 04:08:47 PM »
300 million possible. Honestly, how could you not?
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #159 on: Dec 08, 2009, 08:13:47 PM »
She can't get that much if the prenup doesnt say it so. I think she's supposedly getting 7 million?
On the other hand, you have Mel Gibson's ex wife. They got married before he was famous, so they didn't have a prenup so now she's probably going to get 500 million bucks. Serves him well, that's what you get for leaving your wife for a young skank

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #160 on: Dec 08, 2009, 10:31:13 PM »
Prenup means nothing when there are kids involved. If she gets the kids, law dictates the kids can recieve a settle of x-dollars. Sure, she may only get 7, but those kids will get paid and mommy will embezzle/form a corporation and pump the money into it and then generously pay herself for being a good mommy.

Also, wtf was with her mom going to the hospital?
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #161 on: Dec 08, 2009, 11:05:13 PM »
The whole sordid situation probably gave her the shits.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #162 on: Dec 09, 2009, 09:57:49 AM »
He's almost to a dozen. Seriously, the ones he didn't pay first are quite ugly. Odds are Tiger's wife doesn't give up the shitter and that Perkins waitress did.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #163 on: Dec 09, 2009, 05:51:59 PM »
I think she should leave him and take as much money as possible with her.  This is of course assuming she didn't just marry him for the money, in which case, she may as well see to it that he conveniently chokes to death on a ricecake for being stupid enough to get caught like this.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #164 on: Dec 09, 2009, 06:22:17 PM »
He's worth over a billion. She could take him for over half and he'd still be great.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #165 on: Dec 10, 2009, 10:43:48 PM »
I was too lazy to do this when I updated my FB but then I got less lazy for a lazy minute.

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #166 on: Dec 11, 2009, 03:41:42 PM »
He fucked that ugly ass woman on the lower left corner? REALLY??

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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #167 on: Dec 11, 2009, 05:27:01 PM »
That's the Perkins waitress. Two of those he paid for, one being $15,000.
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Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity Crap
« Reply #168 on: Dec 11, 2009, 06:27:11 PM »
Ann B. Davis isn't looking like such a dark horse now!   :headbang: