Author Topic: My feet smell. (Read 9384 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Nov 02, 2009, 05:57:51 PM »

This post is scratch and sniff.

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:00:58 PM »

Maybe you should wash them?

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:02:48 PM »

W....ash?

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:03:41 PM »

You wash down there, right? Otherwise who will want to look for the little man in the boat?

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:05:16 PM »

The boat capsized and I couldn't save him!

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:06:04 PM »

Maybe he let go because of your cheesy/fungus-infested tootsies.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:08:32 PM »

That doesn't make sense. He had plenty of mushrooms to hang on to!

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:09:43 PM »

Were they the fun kind of mushrooms? I'm not taking Shitake, I mean Chantrelles. They have a high weight to mass ration ideal for retrieval purposes.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:13:12 PM »

Um, yeah, sure.

Also, there's a mushroom growing on the roof near my window. I have now named him Derrick Jr. Please do not deny our child.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 02, 2009, 06:14:41 PM »

ANOTHER CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!?

Now I know how black men feel. Minus the institutionalized oppression. Ahh.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 10:46:57 AM »

Maybe it's cause you sweat so much.

Derrick · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 11:08:40 AM »

She's a chronic masturbator, too?

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 11:20:53 AM »

Probably.

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 12:40:17 PM »

If she bought a webcam, she'd be a Millionaire by the Spring.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 03:20:29 PM »

I wank my toes. They like it.

Derrick · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 03, 2009, 06:41:54 PM »

Kinky, there's still a fetish market for it.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 04, 2009, 01:59:42 AM »

Quick step on some rotted Jack O' Lanterns.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 04, 2009, 04:33:02 AM »

This should amuse me...but it doesn't.

Stupid broken heart.

Fiero · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 04, 2009, 05:11:23 PM »

Go sleep with something and leave your depression out of here.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 12:22:42 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 04, 2009, 04:33:02 AM

This should amuse me...but it doesn't.

Stupid broken heart.

Poor fella.

It'll pass. In the meantime, smell my feet. You can't mope when you're unconscious.

Sam · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 10:47:19 AM »

My feet smell in one of my pairs of climbing shoes. Ðose þings don't breað at ALL. A shame, too, because ðey're very comfortable and ðe rubber on ðe sole is much stickier ðan my oðer pair.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 01:17:40 PM »

Stab a few holes in 'em.

?

Sam · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 01:51:01 PM »

In my feet? Ðat seems a bit extreme, Miss.

IDE · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 07:16:51 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Nov 04, 2009, 05:11:23 PM

Go sleep with something and leave your depression out of here.

As much as it pains me to type it I don't have the desire to sleep with anything.

And if I left depression out then my post count would drop. I'd be knocked out of the top 3 and THAT is NOT going to happen.

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 07:31:44 PM »

Maybe if you'd go sleep with something you wouldn't be depressed and then would want to sleep with something.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 05, 2009, 08:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Nov 05, 2009, 01:51:01 PM

In my feet? Ðat seems a bit extreme, Miss.

In jo shoes.

If IDE lived nearby, I'd go over and walk on his back right now. I'm certain it'd make us both feel better: He'd be either relaxed or in pain and I'd get to treat another human being like a used rug. There is no downside.

If I may ask, are you depressed because you really liked this chick or is it because you have to see this chick everytime you go to work?

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 06, 2009, 08:33:32 AM »

His back would get all moldy.

Sam · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 06, 2009, 09:43:59 AM »

Yeah, having a smelly back isn't going to help him attract anoðer woman.

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 06, 2009, 11:39:20 AM »

I think his problems go beyond odor. How can anyone love you when you can't love yourself?

Unless money's involved. That shit is a wildcard.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 07, 2009, 06:16:49 PM »

I think my uncles killed our son.