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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3270 on: Apr 25, 2013, 10:19:46 PM »
Why not?  You're, like, her mom's age, right?  If you had tapped Selena Gomez's teen mom, you could've been her daddy.   ;D
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3271 on: Apr 26, 2013, 02:17:31 PM »
So not only she dated Bieber, but her mom is prettier than her.

I feel bad for Keanu. He really is shit now. Nobody wants him in their movies anymore, so he has to do his own thing.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3272 on: Apr 26, 2013, 05:38:58 PM »
Why not?  You're, like, her mom's age, right?  If you had tapped Selena Gomez's teen mom, you could've been her daddy.   ;D
She's like 1 or 2 years older than me by my math.  I'd do the Mother/Daughter on that family.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3273 on: Apr 26, 2013, 09:35:40 PM »
Ha ha, two pieces of Texas toast with Canadian bacon.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3274 on: Apr 28, 2013, 08:50:16 AM »
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3275 on: May 02, 2013, 01:16:06 PM »
Ha ha, two pieces of Texas toast with Canadian bacon.

I didn't realize she was Texan, yet now it seems obvious.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3276 on: May 03, 2013, 08:30:17 AM »
She references it in one of her more popular songs.

I mean um, I don't listen to that stuff.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3277 on: May 03, 2013, 04:37:28 PM »
She references it in one of her more popular songs.

I mean um, I don't listen to that stuff.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3278 on: May 04, 2013, 04:37:44 AM »
Watched half of Django yesterday. TOO LONG

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3279 on: May 05, 2013, 10:22:11 AM »
Pain and Gain | It had its moments, but overall... eh.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3280 on: May 05, 2013, 05:35:42 PM »
I saw Iron Man 3...liked it for the most part, except how they handled the Mandarin. Other then that it was fine.

And A New Hope for SW day. Non-SE of course.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3281 on: May 05, 2013, 11:11:08 PM »
Watched half of Django yesterday. TOO LONG

Bet you were ready to re-chain him, huh?  Ho ha ha heh... eh... hmmm.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3282 on: May 06, 2013, 08:32:13 AM »
Oblivion was fantastic.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3283 on: May 06, 2013, 09:38:20 PM »
I saw Iron Man 3...liked it for the most part, except how they handled the Mandarin.

I don't know what's worse: That they couldn't even cast a remotely Chinese-ish person instead of Ben Kingsley or spoiler spoiler spoiler white guy.  You know what I put there.  Yuck.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3284 on: May 06, 2013, 11:29:09 PM »
That was my pet peeve as well. I like the Mandarin (in the comics that is) and I think they could have pulled him off well...I mean those rings wouldn't be that crazy in a world where Thor was smacking around inter-dimensional aliens and I think there are plenty of Chinese actors that could have pulled that role off well and actually posed a real honest to God threat to Iron Man. The kinda guy that could have taken everything from Stark and brought him to edge...instead he was just a fucking joke. That and the needless change of War Machine to Iron Patriot were my biggest problems with this flick.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3285 on: May 07, 2013, 03:11:49 AM »
Watched half of Django yesterday. TOO LONG

Bet you were ready to re-chain him, huh?  Ho ha ha heh... eh... hmmm.
I was ready to call it quits when I saw Samuel Jackson playing....Samuel Jackson

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3286 on: May 07, 2013, 06:25:38 AM »
I thought he was supposed to be Uncle Ben, but no one was eating his rice.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3287 on: May 07, 2013, 11:40:20 AM »

I was ready to call it quits when I saw Samuel Jackson playing....Samuel Jackson

Isn't that most of his roles now?  And I didn't know he was coming out in the new RoboCop.  I didn't even know there was a new RoboCop comin' out.  But alas, they're gonna reboot everything.  And now The Crow's reboot has been casted with the guy who's gonna play Bard the Bowman in the Hobbit.  Allrighty, then.  I mean, don't try to find the next Brandon Lee or anything.  Let's get the guy from the Fast & The Furious 6.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3288 on: May 07, 2013, 12:55:04 PM »
I can take Sam Jackson in Robocop, but only if he is the voice of ED-209

"Halt Citizen....I said HALT Mother Fucker. Are you fucking deaf? I'll blow your fucking head off if you take one more damn step. I think you better know right now that you are messing with one bad Mother Fucker. I got Mother Fucking guns for arms bitch! Now what the fuck is all this...stairs? Shit! Fuck these stairs and Fuck you Mother Fucker." 

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3289 on: May 07, 2013, 08:56:09 PM »
The Mandarin thing was bullshit, but I have no problem with his not being Asian since it wasn't the actual Mandarin in the first place.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3290 on: May 07, 2013, 09:22:06 PM »
That is a good point.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3291 on: May 08, 2013, 01:55:34 AM »
I liked Iron Man 3. I loved the Mandarin. He was like a big middle finger to the pretension of DKR's Bane.

Undoubtedly the best Iron Man, and arguably the best contemporary Marvel film.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3292 on: May 08, 2013, 10:35:24 AM »
Wouldn't call it *best*. Better than 2, at the very least.

I just watched Evangelion 3.33 last night. Holy shit. I'll have to elaborate in the Anime Thread at a later date.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3293 on: May 08, 2013, 10:39:58 AM »
Rodent, what is *best* in life?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3294 on: May 08, 2013, 12:55:36 PM »
Yeah, better then 2....best Marvel film? Ehhhhhhhhhh....Course you are talking to a guy that loved Thor which a lot of people didn't seem to like. So what do I know?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3295 on: May 08, 2013, 02:24:55 PM »
Rodent, what is *best* in life?

Trick question!
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3296 on: May 08, 2013, 03:07:30 PM »
Wouldn't call it *best*. Better than 2, at the very least.

I just watched Evangelion 3.33 last night. Holy shit. I'll have to elaborate in the Anime Thread at a later date.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3297 on: May 08, 2013, 09:15:36 PM »
Don't worry. I'll have to watch it at least another two or three times to form a somewhat coherent opinion on it. It was a mind-job, all right.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3298 on: May 09, 2013, 01:41:37 PM »
Don't worry. I'll have to watch it at least another two or three times to form a somewhat coherent opinion on it. It was a mind-job, all right.
lol whats new? eva has always been a mind fuck

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3299 on: May 09, 2013, 08:09:55 PM »
On the Standard Evangelion WTF Scale from 1-to-10, this whole movie hovers precariously around 15.
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