I can take Sam Jackson in Robocop, but only if he is the voice of ED-209
"Halt Citizen....I said HALT Mother Fucker. Are you fucking deaf? I'll blow your fucking head off if you take one more damn step. I think you better know right now that you are messing with one bad Mother Fucker. I got Mother Fucking guns for arms bitch! Now what the fuck is all this...stairs? Shit! Fuck these stairs and Fuck you Mother Fucker."