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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3120 on: Jan 23, 2013, 10:30:46 PM »
Die Hard is a third of my favorite Christmas movie triumvirate along with Christmas Vacation and Lion in Winter.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3121 on: Jan 23, 2013, 11:36:51 PM »
I don't know if I'll ever watch Die Hards 4 & 5.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3122 on: Jan 24, 2013, 12:10:08 AM »
I've 4...it just has a different feel and that's not a good thing. Die Hard is one of those almost perfect movies  and making a sequel feel different then that is a mistake.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3123 on: Jan 24, 2013, 09:06:28 PM »
Four was good.... not as good as one, better than three (never saw two) if you watch the uncut version.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3124 on: Jan 24, 2013, 10:21:12 PM »
Die Hard is a fucking gem. Everything that came after it? No thanks.

But from the trailer, 5 at least looks alright. But you know what they say about looks and deception and all that jazz.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3125 on: Jan 24, 2013, 11:34:37 PM »
I can rewatch 2 & 3 but to me they also represent a steady decline of the franchise.  1 & 2 almost feel like a set to me, like they match each other and 2 has this whole "whhhat, AGAIN?" thing to it.  Samuel L. Jackson salvaged 3 for me because that entire film just looked like a mess.  I saw part of 4 while channel surfing and was just horrified.  It was an action sequence involving a truck or something and was almost--dare I say--Bayesque.  YUCK.  5 lost me when it became "and son".  They should've made the sequel involving Reginald VelJohnson's son.  Black sidekicks seem to be lucky for John McClane and it'd be an excuse to see Al again.  Or a sequel with fuckin' Argyle.  That shit would've been fun.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3126 on: Jan 25, 2013, 01:38:29 AM »
I really liked three...two was ok, but not as good as three. Course Iron's American accent left something to be desired.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3127 on: Jan 25, 2013, 06:33:33 AM »
I've enjoyed all the Die Hard movies, even 4
And I expect I'll enjoy 5 too

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3128 on: Jan 25, 2013, 11:36:07 AM »
I'll Die Hard before I watch Die Hard 5. This joke was a lot funnier in my head. Also, I probably will watch it.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3129 on: Jan 27, 2013, 09:21:18 PM »
Hansel and Gretel: Crap.

The Last Stand: Surprisingly decent.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3130 on: Jan 27, 2013, 11:39:42 PM »
How much was Famke in H&G?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3131 on: Jan 28, 2013, 07:29:03 AM »
Quite a bit, she was the main villain. Although, half the time her face was heavily altered by unattractive witch makeup, so if your intention is to admire her good looks, be warned.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3132 on: Jan 28, 2013, 11:23:52 PM »
Eh. Famke's high point was Goldeneye.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3133 on: Jan 29, 2013, 03:58:08 AM »
I love the thinking behind Hansel and Gretel. "Hey remember when we made that movie The Brothers Grim and it was a huge flop? Let's do that again! I don't know it could go wrong a second time."

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3134 on: Jan 29, 2013, 10:42:01 AM »
I liked The Brother's Grimm

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3135 on: Jan 29, 2013, 07:55:24 PM »
It also made it's money back...barely...so it wasn't really a flop either. Huh.

Anyway I thought it was ok. Nothing to write home about.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3136 on: Jan 30, 2013, 11:27:19 AM »
Apparently Hansel and Gretel also made it's money back.

It's at $6 mill over budget currently.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3137 on: Jan 30, 2013, 11:36:25 AM »
If dollars earned was the final determinant in whether or not a movie is good, we'd all be talking about how much we love the Twilight series right now.

Fuck that noise.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3138 on: Jan 30, 2013, 01:42:20 PM »
Dollars earned doesn't make a movie good or bad. It does, however, determine if it is a flop or not.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3139 on: Jan 30, 2013, 04:23:24 PM »
Dollars earned doesn't make a movie good or bad. It does, however, determine if it is a flop or not.

^This is the only reason I brought it up.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3140 on: Feb 02, 2013, 07:29:55 AM »
Is that "Movie 43" or something 43 out already in the US? I want to watch it cause 1) Farrelly Bros, and 2) Richard Gere

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3141 on: Feb 03, 2013, 04:06:48 AM »
Richard Gere is still alive?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3142 on: Feb 03, 2013, 07:54:13 AM »
Richard Gere is still alive?
And more delicious than ever

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3143 on: Feb 11, 2013, 07:27:47 PM »
In theaters? Hobbit for the second time, this time in HFR 48fps 3D.
On video? Bolt.

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Tangled and Wreck-It Ralph are arguably better than most of Pixar's recent output.
Haven't seen Wreck-It Ralph but I prefered Tangled and Bolt to anything they've put out since Wall-E.
Bolt was a Disney-only production.

Before leaving the house I saw that Bolt was playing on TV and only watched a little of the beginning. Later I went to rent Brave from redbox and found that I couldn't find it available, so I rented Bolt from Blockbuster, which amazingly still had my account info years after I last frequented the place.

I actually enjoyed Bolt a lot. It was a rather cute movie. My only beef was with how they actually convinced the dog that he was in a superhero world. There's no way any of those highways or streets at the beginning were real, more likely sets or CG, and there would be points where they'd have to switch sets, or stop filming and change something, and the dog would notice something was up. What, every time they change sets for a new location they drag the dog into the trailer and he's like "Hey, there's badguys out there still alive, why are we in this trailer?!" And then when he pops out of the trailer everything's changed? For instance they're at an airport. He does his bark. Goes into the trailer. Isn't the dog wondering why they're not catching the flight the girl said she would catch? All of it seemed too improbable to create this fake universe around this dog, and Truman did it far better. But it's a nitpick about only the first 10 minutes of the movie so whatever. It was made up with the rest of the movie.

Oh yea, and another complaint was that the pigeons didn't get enough screen time. They only pop up for about 5-10 minutes.


The Hobbit!!!
Saw it twice. I agree that it feels dragged out a bit. I'm not exactly sure how they can make this into 3 movies. Two, maybe.

The idea they're going with is putting some of the extra material that Tolkien wrote, like the stuff at the end of Return of the King book. I actually recognized the sub-plot of the movie about the necromancer at the fortress in Mirkwood (who is actually Sauron trying to regain his strength... whoops spoilers!). However I spent the first time seeing the movie nit-picking about whether or not certain things were actually a part of Tolkien's actual writings or shit that Jackson just made up. For instance, with Azog the white orc, who never appeared in the Hobbit (his son lead the orcs in the battle of 5 armies) but is a major character in the movie. Also, the fat goblin king was off putting, he seemed way too comical rather than dangerous. However, this kinda goes along with the theme of the Hobbit that many of the villains (like the mountain trolls) are silly rather than dangerous.

A friend of mine complained about something I also noticed...that Gandalf saves the day way too much. Which seems to go against the books, where Bilbo saves the day EVERY Time.. from the trolls, the spiders, the wood elves, even at the end of the book he saves Thorin from himself.

Also, where the hell is Kili's beard?! He looks more like a tween idol than a dwarf.

But all of that is nitpicking about the movies compared to the books. I enjoyed it quite a bit despite feeling the movie dragged on quite a bit. I think Thorin's character is the best in this movie and I'd follow his beard to the ends of Middle Earth. Also, I accurately predicted where the first movie would end... I knew the best place was after the Eagles picked them up, and then dropped them on the rock pillar, right before they meet Beorn. And I was right. I'm not sure where they'll end the second movie... I assume after they slay Smaug. Won't give them a lot of material for the third movie though, although I think they'll also have the wizards driving Sauron out of Mirkwood in the third movie.

And the 48fps wasn't as bad as people were saying it was. Some of the action scenes were a bit blurry, like the Elves attacking the orcs.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3144 on: Feb 18, 2013, 10:36:25 PM »
A Good Day to Die Hard was really, really dumb. John McClane should have died a dozen times over in this movie, but instead he just coughs and walks it off. He's like an invulnerable cartoon character.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3145 on: Feb 20, 2013, 04:42:39 PM »
LOL, that sounds horrible.  Yeah, I'm just gonna abide by my decision to avoid the Die Hard franchise from 4 onward.

I watched Love Affair with Irene Dunne and Charles Boyer.  I really like this movie.  Far away superior to An Affair to Remember with Cary Grant and miles in the stratosphere above that mess that was the 90's version with Warren Beatty and Annette Benning.

I tried watching Bridesmaids.  Now, don't get me wrong, there's a lot of funny ladies in that movie and I see why other people find it funny but I could barely manage a sparse chuckle or two for this thing.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3146 on: Feb 22, 2013, 01:19:37 AM »
I want to watch Django but its 3 hours


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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3147 on: Feb 22, 2013, 07:03:39 AM »
Really. You don't have to watch it all at once. It's separated into acts like most of Tarantino's stuff.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3148 on: Feb 22, 2013, 09:34:22 AM »
Really. You don't have to watch it all at once. It's separated into acts like most of Tarantino's stuff.
But once I start watching a movie I need to watch all of it! :(

I saw Constantine and LOVED IT. Cant believe it took me so long to watch it. And Im not only saying that cause Keanu is my husbando <3
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #3149 on: Feb 23, 2013, 10:26:15 AM »
Faye, I know this will be very upsetting for you, but...

Keanu Reeves is a terrible actor, and a horrible person.

I'm so sorry.