I saw The Three Stooges, and now my head hurts. What is most disappointing is that the three actors they had play the stooges just really got into their roles and I totally believed them as the stooges. The problem was a just abysmal script...it was just sooooo bad. I mean anytime you have Moe end up in the company of the cast of Jersey Shore then you know you've made a wrong turn some place. And how can you have the stooges go to a hospital and not have the line "Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" uttered. I mean really. I liked this movie when it was the stooges being the stooges. Like when they are trying to fix the bell at the orphanage. That was great...but most of this film is just shit, and really smelly shit at that. This could have been good if you set in the 30s and just spliced some of the stooges best shorts together into some kind of story. I would have loved it...but this was just painful. Then then had to end the movie on a disclaimer showing all the kids that the stuff the stooges do is fake...you know in case the one person in the theater tried to do it and hurt themselves.
I also saw John Carter. A lot of people told me this movie was actually good and didn't deserve to bomb...well it wasn't really good. And I saw this right after I watched the Stooges. I'd hate to see how this movie would fair if I watched it after a good movie. That being said, it was the total crap fest that Stooges where...but it didn't really blow me away as a good movie either...or as a mindless action flick.
Glad I waited on Redbox for the both of these.