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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2730 on: Jul 11, 2012, 11:49:46 PM »
Oh, wow.  That sucks to hear that it wasn't even passable to #1 Spider-Fan Rama or aDam.  I believe joe in that it was good popcorn entertainment.  But so was Eight-Legged Freaks.

In the end that suit was overshadowed by bigger issues for me. With number one being Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker. Not at one point did I believe this was Peter Parker and not generic modern kid number 1. They could have just changed his name to "Picked On Kid" in the script and it would have had the same effect. His delivery was like a spazing third grader had a baby with Jeff Goldblum.

I actually think that's what they wanted when they casted him.  Bleh.  What I still don't get is why they couldn't cast a fuckin' kid.  That would've been something different from all of the other superhero flicks that have been popping out.


Also, I drew this on the back of my Cocoa Krispies box a week or so back and laughed at it until I cried:

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2731 on: Jul 12, 2012, 09:13:26 AM »
Spider-Man hates Mondays!

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2732 on: Jul 12, 2012, 10:24:09 AM »
...and loves lasagna!
I love escargot!  Is that so wrong?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2733 on: Jul 12, 2012, 11:36:05 AM »
And the movie is not in New York, it is actually in Muncie, Indiana.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2734 on: Jul 12, 2012, 08:34:07 PM »
Nope. No James Franco.
Did he die in the last movie?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2735 on: Jul 12, 2012, 09:41:55 PM »
Nope. No James Franco.
Did he die in the last movie?

It's a reboot, Faye.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2736 on: Jul 12, 2012, 11:57:25 PM »
What he said...but also yes...he did die in the last movie. So even if it wasn't a reboot he wouldn't have been in Spider-Man 4 anyway.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2737 on: Jul 13, 2012, 02:12:14 AM »

It's a reboot, Faye.

shit I replied with a comment about Batman lol im tired
What do you mean by reboot?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2738 on: Jul 13, 2012, 04:36:16 PM »

It's a reboot, Faye.

shit I replied with a comment about Batman lol im tired
What do you mean by reboot?

The new Spiderman is not in the same series as the previous three.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2739 on: Jul 13, 2012, 10:53:22 PM »
The Crow.

This movie came out way back in 1994, and tonight, eighteen years later, I've finally seen it. And I must admit it was pretty damn good. It doesn't even seem all that dated.

Are any of the sequels or the TV series worth a look?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2740 on: Jul 13, 2012, 11:17:04 PM »
As far as I know, they're not.  But now I don't remember if I've even seen any of them.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2741 on: Jul 14, 2012, 02:18:48 AM »
Yeah there's a sequel for the Crow but it obvs sucked
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115986/

o shit the guy who played the Crow in the second movie was also in Queen of the Damned


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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2742 on: Jul 14, 2012, 02:25:23 AM »
There are actually 3 sequels to The Crow.

City of Angels
Salvation
Wicked Prayer

plus a TV show called Stairway to Heaven.

I've seen City of Angels and some of Wicked Prayer, but I never saw the show or Salvation. The ones i saw were shit though.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2743 on: Jul 14, 2012, 06:32:26 AM »
I saw 'He was a quiet man' the other day.
It was....... interesting

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2744 on: Jul 22, 2012, 08:50:55 PM »
Dark Knight Rises and I liked it.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2745 on: Jul 22, 2012, 10:34:18 PM »
I liked it, but was it as good as TDK? Probably not. Tough act to follow and all that.

Also, too long. Two hours, forty-five minutes? Too long.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2746 on: Jul 22, 2012, 10:38:52 PM »
I saw it too and it wasn't as good TDK.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2747 on: Jul 22, 2012, 10:43:47 PM »
I'll be honest: the DKR lost me when it got casted.  So... when can we expect the next reboot?

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2748 on: Jul 22, 2012, 10:47:24 PM »
I'd say 2-4 years from now.


Although I noticed Nolan gave himself an out. That way if they come to him with more money then God has he can still make another sequel.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2749 on: Jul 22, 2012, 11:52:15 PM »
I wpuldn't mind a fourth movie but it'll never happen.  I do see DC putting out comic series taking place after the movie. Like they did for Smallville season11.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2750 on: Jul 23, 2012, 01:26:26 AM »
Oh I don't see him doing it either, but I just thought it was funny that he didn't paint himself into a corner.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2751 on: Jul 23, 2012, 01:57:33 PM »
I'll be honest: the DKR lost me when it got casted.  So... when can we expect the next reboot?

I'm curious about what casting you didn't like. I didn't like Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I didn't like Katie Holmes either. Was so glad they killer her off. It made way for Anne Hathaway as Catwoman who was awesome. And I always disliked Bale as Wayne/Batman...but I thought the rest of the cast was pretty good.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2752 on: Jul 24, 2012, 01:56:05 AM »
Firstly, Liam Neeson and Maggie Gyllenhaal had already left a sour taste in my mouth.  And I do not like Bale as Batman.  So then we had Hathaway as Catwoman, which I wasn't wild about.  Next we get Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, and JGL.  Because it's all, "hey, I'm directing Batman, let me invite all my friendsafklgvwkr;b".  Even if it means utterly whitewashing two characters (Hollywood, this shit is tiresome) and making up a you-know-who [Yeah, I'm trying to avoid spoilers, btw, because forbid someone enters this thread and is U SPOILD BATMN!!!EIRDlk] when he had several pre-existing ones to choose from.  (Since when was that part of the character's real name anyway?  Bleh.)  I don't doubt the cast has good actors in it but they aren't the only good actors out there.  I think Bane and, ahem, Miranda could've used more fitting actors.

If you needed to be reminded, I found Batman Begins as a giant borefest.  TDK was decent, but it was Nolan's first Batman that I had watched.  While entertaining for what it was, I was not exactly hungering for more.  Me seeing the last Batman depended on Nolan casting people I'd actually feel like sitting through one of his movies to watch and this cast didn't cut it.  I was curious enough to read a crapload of spoilers and none of what happened in this film interested me in the least.  I'm ready for a new Batman and new director at the helm.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2753 on: Jul 24, 2012, 03:37:42 AM »
I think they could have chosen a better Catwoman. Someone like Michelle Pfeiffer who was the best catwoman EVER.

The other day I was practically forced to watch Sucker Punch (and by forced I mean they turned the tv on, put it on a channel and left- the control and cable was in japanese so it was practically entrapment). It was bad. So bad that after 20 minutes I just turned the tv off (I never do that, I rather watch the whole movie just to say I did). Holy fuck I can't believe people paid to watch this movie

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2754 on: Jul 24, 2012, 11:23:38 AM »
I think they could have chosen a better Catwoman. Someone like Michelle Pfeiffer who was the best catwoman EVER.

Lol. She's old now.

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The other day I was practically forced to watch Sucker Punch (and by forced I mean they turned the tv on, put it on a channel and left- the control and cable was in japanese so it was practically entrapment). It was bad. So bad that after 20 minutes I just turned the tv off (I never do that, I rather watch the whole movie just to say I did). Holy fuck I can't believe people paid to watch this movie

I paid money to watch it in 3 fucking D. We were one of the first to see it and did not know what we were getting in to. I did not leave the theatre merely because god damn that is some nice eye candy.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2755 on: Jul 24, 2012, 05:59:31 PM »

Lol. She's old now.

But, don't you know? No one ages in Hollywood

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2756 on: Jul 24, 2012, 06:01:44 PM »

I paid money to watch it in 3 fucking D. We were one of the first to see it and did not know what we were getting in to. I did not leave the theatre merely because god damn that is some nice eye candy.
This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you
Last night during a bout of insomnia (fuck you mosquitos) I was thinking about how bad that goddamn movie sucked, and then I remembered there was a guy in it I thought was David Carradine and then was relieved to find out it wasn't him.
Then I started thinking how much it must have sucked to be him, hanging from the ceiling moments from passing away, dick flapping in the air and thinking "holy shit is this how im about to die?"

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2757 on: Jul 24, 2012, 06:15:25 PM »
It's okay.  Bruce Lee is kicking his ass in heaven.

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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2758 on: Jul 24, 2012, 06:31:30 PM »
It's okay.  Bruce Lee is kicking his ass in heaven.

Auto-erotic masturbaters get a free pass to heaven because fucking hell that's pathetic.
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Re: The last movie I saw was...
« Reply #2759 on: Jul 24, 2012, 07:29:00 PM »
And he wasn't trying to kill himself, just his non-orgasmic-filled boredom.