Freaks (1932)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
Freaks is vastly over rated. I always heard it was this amazing horror film and was banned in so many places, but really it is just a lot of backstage crap at a traveling circus. The only thing that is the least bit unsettling is that they use actual Freak show preformers in the movie. I'm sure in 1932 when these people where locked away from the public mostly, this was shocking. But in a world with discovery channel, it really loses a lot of shock value. Then it turns into just a day at the circus with a little bit of gold digger storyline about a pretty tightrope walker, marrying one of the circus's midgets for his money while having an affair with the strong man, thrown in. Course you have to wonder why a guy who is rich, would still degrade himself by being in a Freak Show. But whatever. It was pretty meh, for the rep it has.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon made my brain hurt. I actually forgot I rented it. I got it out of the redbox on a whim, then started watching TV and forgot all about it. Goes to show how much of impact the idea of watching the movie had. I think was curious how bad it was gonna be. I wasn't let down of course.
The first hour is just.....ugh...I don't even know if I can put it into words. It was more like a pantomime of real life. The last hour was just a big Micheal Bay whack off fest. Lots of explosion, lots of slow mo of Military guys walking, lots of slow shots of things flying places. Ugh...I feel I lost about 1/3 my brain cells just watching this thing. And to top it off I got to see one of the guys that taught me right from wrong when I was kid, double tap a unarmed and beaten man who was begging for mercy. Thank God this is the last Transformer movie....please say this is the last Transformers movie.